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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by a non believer View Post
    wow, get off your high horse. i assumed you all had a sense of humor since this site is one giant joke
    i'm out of here
    With 100,000 + thread this this forum look like "one joke" to you sinner?

    You want to post here you treat Christianity with the reverence it deserves!

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  • a non believer
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Dear a non believer,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

    Reason: Being a smart mouth to your betters.
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    Not funny!
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    This infraction is worth 75 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:
    Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


    wow, get off your high horse. i assumed you all had a sense of humor since this site is one giant joke
    i'm out of here

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  • TheCircleOfLife
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by a non believer View Post
    only some of us
    ROFL *highfives*

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  • a non believer
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Listen Sunshine and listen good; as A TRUE Christian™ I know ALL their is to know about Atheism. How hard it is to log into Richard Dawkins Net? All you go guys are a bunch of perverts into butt sex with octopi.
    only some of us

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by TheCircleOfLife View Post
    Oh, just as an added thought, I think you're lacking knowlage of what atheism is. Atheists don't worship anything. Atheism is a lack of faith in any intelligent thing clockworking the universe
    Listen Sunshine and listen good; as A TRUE Christian(tm) I know ALL their is to know about Atheism. How hard it is to log into Richard Dawkins Net? All you go guys are a bunch of perverts into butt sex with octopi.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by TheCircleOfLife View Post
    Oh, just as an added thought, I think you're lacking knowlage of what atheism is. Atheists don't worship anything. Atheism is a lack of faith in any intelligent thing clockworking the universe
    I do not think anyone knows what 'knowlage' is. Something is 'clockworking the universe'? Do tell? Is it Willy Wonka?

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  • TheCircleOfLife
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Even a monkey worshiper like you should know that.
    Oh, just as an added thought, I think you're lacking knowlage of what atheism is. Atheists don't worship anything. Atheism is a lack of faith in any intelligent thing clockworking the universe

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by TheCircleOfLife View Post
    Well you could always eat something else. By the way, doesn't God refer to humans as sheep? Hm, I would have thought that cannibalism would be frowned upon in your society...
    And waste all that mint jelly? I do not think so!

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  • TheCircleOfLife
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Your persecution of me only glorifies my Savior.
    To eat and God tells us to. Even a monkey worshiper like you should know that.
    Well you could always eat something else. By the way, doesn't God refer to humans as sheep? Hm, I would have thought that cannibalism would be frowned upon in your society...

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by TheCircleOfLife View Post
    I HATE you >:'(
    Your persecution of me only glorifies my Savior.
    Originally posted by TheCircleOfLife View Post
    But tell me, why do so believers kill so many sheep? Using the baby ones' blood to mark doors.
    To eat and God tells us to. Even a monkey worshiper like you should know that.

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  • TheCircleOfLife
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Since this is asked the unsaved, dirt napping scum anything ok

    Question: why do unbelievers kill so many puppy dogs?
    I HATE you >:'(
    But tell me, why do so believers kill so many sheep? Using the baby ones' blood to mark doors.

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  • Bible Student
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Originally posted by a non believer View Post
    ok here is a question

    i saw in the Creation Science sub-forum that there is a thread about the Earth being flat

    is this a commonly held belief amongst this community?
    this is something new to me. i have met many Christians and as far as i know, not many of them believe that the earth is flat. in fact i was taught that the earth was round in my classes at Catholic school. Is this something that Christians argue about amongst themselves? does the bible make any reference to the shape of the earth? i'm not familiar with any passages.
    The earth is both round and flat. Did you ever see a quarter, as twenty-five cent piece?

    As to the biblical references about a flat earth, you obviously did not read that thread. You read the title. I myself posted no less than three articles in that particular thread quoting scripture and giving an explanation of the Hebrew words that showed God meant round as in plate and not as in sphere. God knows the difference. He also knew Greek, Hebrew and Latin which confirms his words. I know he was happy when mankind was finally smart enough to learn American, his favorite language.

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Actually I'd like to ask this hunbelieving mad mongol why he hasn't just ended it all already, what with having to live a life with no purpose etc.

    And answer this question.
    Att. ATHEISTS: What is the Purpose of your SAD,Sorry lives? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Ask a non believer ANYTHING!

    Since this is asked the unsaved, dirt napping scum anything ok

    Question: why do unbelievers kill so many puppy dogs?

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: Pastor Ezekiel is a lunatic O.O

    Originally posted by Jonathan Ioab View Post
    Do not plague other members of this holy forum with your outrageous theorys.

    Some of us like going to heaven
    Go there often do you? How's St. Pete shaping up these days?

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