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  • #1

    Salutations!

    Hello there true believers!

    I just happened to discover the wondrous forum that you fine people have set up here and knew immediately that I had to join! Your message and convictions are so strong, I really could use a community like this to strengthen my own faith and hopefully strengthen the faith of others as well. Being from Los Angeles, the city of angels (more like city of devils, am I right?), I know that our lord and savior, the almighty Christ is with us all the time. Lately, however (despite having been saved five years ago), I find myself thinking more and more impure thoughts.

    So I come to you, members of Landover, seeking help and hoping you'll accept this lamb into your flock before he loses his way.
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    Re: Salutations!

    Welcome friend. Sorry to hear you come from the modern day land of Sodom and Gomorrah. Do share your story of depravities and how you came to be redeemed in the eyes of the Lord.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Salutations!

      Originally posted by Beatnik of God View Post
      Hello there true believers!

      I just happened to discover the wondrous forum that you fine people have set up here and knew immediately that I had to join! Your message and convictions are so strong, I really could use a community like this to strengthen my own faith and hopefully strengthen the faith of others as well. Being from Los Angeles, the city of angels (more like city of devils, am I right?), I know that our lord and savior, the almighty Christ is with us all the time. Lately, however (despite having been saved five years ago), I find myself thinking more and more impure thoughts.

      So I come to you, members of Landover, seeking help and hoping you'll accept this lamb into your flock before he loses his way.

      And please, whenever you refer to The Lord and Savior, remember to always use Capitals! It's insulting in a way.
      But anyway, Welcome

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      • #4
        Re: Salutations!

        Originally posted by Beatnik of God View Post
        Hello there true believers!

        I just happened to discover the wondrous forum that you fine people have set up here and knew immediately that I had to join! Your message and convictions are so strong, I really could use a community like this to strengthen my own faith and hopefully strengthen the faith of others as well. Being from Los Angeles, the city of angels (more like city of devils, am I right?), I know that our lord and savior, the almighty Christ is with us all the time. Lately, however (despite having been saved five years ago), I find myself thinking more and more impure thoughts.

        So I come to you, members of Landover, seeking help and hoping you'll accept this lamb into your flock before he loses his way.
        You're not one of those 1960's "Jesus Freaks" are you? They've destroyed more churches with their idea of hippie Jesus than any other attack on God's word.
        Drama queen

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        • #5
          Re: Salutations!

          @Missionary and James:
          A good half of this city is filled with Godless sodomites that seem ripped directly from the nightmarish visions Deuteronomy. I can't even walk to my work, like the earth-loving Christian I am (one must love God's serene creation as well, no?) without seeing their clubs and meeting places, full of... of... spies and thieves! Spies and thieves who would see the God-fearing people of this great nation expelled and forgotten!

          @Grace:
          Oh my! I can't believe I did something so foolish. I'll make sure to ask for a little forgiveness tonight, and never allow my sinful hands to disgrace Christ's name again!

          @Believer:
          I see myself as a modern form of that, perhaps. But I will always confer to my Bible above all else, even if it goes against any predilections I may have had about our planet or fellow human beings. God first, of course.

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          • #6
            Re: Salutations!

            God hates hippies, pal. What false Christian church do you smoke LSD in?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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