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We are perfect Christians. The Bible tells us that True Christians(tm) do not sin (1 John 3:6-9). I dare you to find three Bible verses that we do not follow or twist. Should be easy since we're a bunch of "crazies", right?
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Well, unless God somehow endowed your computer with the power to smell posts then you're probably high yourself.Originally posted by Youth Minister Lester View PostI'm not sure how you did it, but your introduction post smells like marijuana. Impressive. Now, put down the marijuana needle and pick up a KJV and start reading! Praise God!
Simmering In His Warm Blood of Salvation,
Harry Lester
I don't blame you, being an unreasonable god-fearer would turn me into a drug abuser, as well. As would this image you guys keep of yourselves as being perfect Christians while the actual Christians tell you that you all belong in a mental hospital.
But hey, that's my prerogative. Some guys go golfing to clear their minds, other try to tell people they're going to burn in a firey lake because they ate one too many calories.
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I'm not sure how you did it, but your introduction post smells like marijuana. Impressive. Now, put down the marijuana needle and pick up a KJV and start reading! Praise God!Originally posted by God is my Homey View PostI dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.
Anyways, 'sup?
Simmering In His Warm Blood of Salvation,
Harry Lester
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There is no such thing as 'unreasonable bashing' of an atheist.Originally posted by God is my Homey View PostI dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.
Anyways, 'sup?
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"sup" with the ebonics? Can you not speak American?I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.
Anyways, 'sup?
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You think trying to save someone from burning in the lake of fire when they die is unreasonable?Originally posted by God is my Homey View PostI dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.
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We don't know you. Why would we invite you to eat with us?Originally posted by God is my Homey View PostI dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.
Anyways, 'sup?
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I joined this place... I guess.
I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.
Anyways, 'sup?Tags: None
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