I joined this place... I guess.

[God is my Homey]

I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.

Anyways, 'sup?

[Bible Student]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.

Anyways, 'sup?

We don't know you. Why would we invite you to eat with us?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.

You think trying to save someone from burning in the lake of fire when they die is unreasonable?

[John Creeser]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.

Anyways, 'sup?

"sup" with the ebonics? Can you not speak American?

[landoverlover]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.

Anyways, 'sup?

There is no such thing as 'unreasonable bashing' of an atheist.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

I dunno, a pal linked me to this site and I found the unreasonable bashing on the atheist guy hilarious so I made a simple comment then got scolded for it like a child.

Anyways, 'sup?

I'm not sure how you did it, but your introduction post smells like marijuana. Impressive. Now, put down the marijuana needle and pick up a KJV and start reading! Praise God!

Simmering In His Warm Blood of Salvation,
Harry Lester

[God is my Homey]

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I'm not sure how you did it, but your introduction post smells like marijuana. Impressive. Now, put down the marijuana needle and pick up a KJV and start reading! Praise God!

Simmering In His Warm Blood of Salvation,
Harry Lester

Well, unless God somehow endowed your computer with the power to smell posts then you're probably high yourself.

I don't blame you, being an unreasonable god-fearer would turn me into a drug abuser, as well. As would this image you guys keep of yourselves as being perfect Christians while the actual Christians tell you that you all belong in a mental hospital.

But hey, that's my prerogative. Some guys go golfing to clear their minds, other try to tell people they're going to burn in a firey lake because they ate one too many calories.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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As would this image you guys keep of yourselves as being perfect Christians while the actual Christians tell you that you all belong in a mental hospital.

We are perfect Christians. The Bible tells us that True Christians(tm) do not sin (1 John 3:6-9). I dare you to find three Bible verses that we do not follow or twist. Should be easy since we're a bunch of "crazies", right?

[robert wilko]

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"sup" with the ebonics? Can you not speak American?

actually Americans speak the English language.

[God is my Homey]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

We are perfect Christians. The Bible tells us that True Christians™ do not sin (1 John 3:6-9). I dare you to find three Bible verses that we do not follow or twist. Should be easy since we're a bunch of "crazies", right?

Well I could name every last one of them if you really want me to name the ones you twist, that's easy. The one's you follow perfectly? That's not even possible because these are guidelines, not actual ways to live your life.

Hell, the only psalm I follow is the psalm of Austin 3:16.

[John Creeser]

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But hey, that's my prerogative. Some guys go golfing to clear their minds, other try to tell people they're going to burn in a firey lake because they ate one too many calories.

And then there are people (like you) who decide to spread hate around a loving family orientated Christian forum like this.

Look, do you think it's easy telling someone they are going to burn in hell for eternity if they do not embrace Jesus in their hearts? You think it's some sort of game? A hobby maybe? God tasks us with this duty:

Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.

Acts 5:29 Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

We're trying to save you, I *want* to save you.

[God is my Homey]

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"And then there are people (like you) who decide to spread hate around a loving family orientated Christian forum like this.

I am in the same forum as the guy who's trying to sell his daughter, right?

That doesn't sound family loving to me. Then again, I actually appreciate humanity and the people in it. Yes, even you narcissists who claim you're all doing this in the name of God and would get arrested if I actually directed this site to the police and told them of your plans to sell off your children to some stranger you have never met personally.

[God is my Homey]

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I take it you guys don't like me very much, do ya?

[John Creeser]

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I am in the same forum as the guy who's trying to sell his daughter, right?

That doesn't sound family loving to me. Then again, I actually appreciate humanity and the people in it. Yes, even you narcissists who claim you're all doing this in the name of God and would get arrested if I actually directed this site to the police and told them of your plans to sell off your children to some stranger you have never met personally.

Well, fortunately for me I have two sons and not worthless daughters. I'm not sure what a daughter goes for these days. I guess it depends on their pie baking skills, cleaning and things women do.

What does any of that have to do with saving your soul?

[John Creeser]

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I take it you guys don't like me very much, do ya?

It's not us you have to worry about.

And now I think you are here just to stroke your atheist ego. think you are pretty smart huh? God will have the last laugh. I think I'm done here, I tried. Have fun in that great big lake of fire....forever.