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  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951
    #46
    Re: Atheist swinging in for a (peaceful) chat

    I don't understand how somebody could be so reasonable and not be a fundamentalist Christian.

    Why not take some time to read the Bible? Jesus has brought you here, and you won't even give him a few hours of your life, every day, until you die?
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    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #47
        Re: Atheist swinging in for a (peaceful) chat

        Originally posted by Aranthos View Post
        On an unrelated subject, may I ask why you have two ex-masturbator awards? One for each hand?
        It's something of an inside joke.

        When the ex-masturbator badge was added by a Sister who knows that I, a True Christian(tm), do not masturbate, I pointed out that I have never once masturbated . . . so she gave me a second one. Taking the one away would suggest to those not in the know that I might currently BE a masturbator.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #48
            Re: Atheist swinging in for a (peaceful) chat

            Originally posted by Aranthos View Post
            I'm willing to take my chances on the world lasting another few years. And if that doesn't happen? I'm not one for excuses, I'll accept my fate. I have done with everything else in my life, and I will continue to do so. No use in arguing or making up excuses.

            You'll be singing a very different tune once you're down in hell being sodomized by every demon in hell. And oh, how Jesus and I will laugh!


            "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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