[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello!

(snip) I'd rather be removed. (snip) I'm leaving your forums, I have no right to be here (snip) Gooooooodbye.

Why the self-absorption and drama?

If you want to leave, LEAVE, and save your goodbye-cruel-world pathos for people who respond to that nonsense.

There is a Bible verse that is tailor-made for you:

"For he cometh in with vanity, and departeth in darkness, and his name shall be covered with darkness." (Ecclesiastes 6:4)

Be gone, darkness!

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Alvin]

Re: Hello!

The bible is BULLSHIT. Did you hear me? B U L L S H I T! The bible is a real book with some elements of truth that was heavily influenced by the author's political ideas and values, and the views of the societies in those days.

(...)

You'll understand all the things that I'm saying when you're dead and realise that the God you have created doesn't exist.

Interesting... and where do you take your knowledge about God from? You obviously believe HE exists, otherwise you wouldn't claim that

God loves everyone unconditionally! <3

Why do you believe in a "God"? Do you believe in only one god or many? Zeus? Athena? Eris? Discordia? Ganesh? Lucifer? Prometheus?

And how do you claim to know which elements of the Bible are true and which are not?

You fake Christians with your fluffy-bunny "God is Love" faith puzzle me - at least we have the unerring WORD of GOD and know his WILL. Do you think you are wiser than God? You must if you pick and choose which parts to believe in...

Matt.6:30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?

I pray for your soul.



Alvin

[Cursed]

Re: Hello!

I'm obviously not here to engage in friendly talks, I'd rather be removed.

If I would rather be removed from somewhere than stay, I would leave of my own volition. Why? Because I'm a half-man. What does that make you? A quarter-man? Eighth man? I don't know for sure, but you're definitely less than a man or a half-man.

Call me a satanist, a demon, I don't care, honestly you all seem as bad as Fanatic Muslims to me.

You seem like a barely self-aware hunchback to me. I don't know if you are, but you seem like one.

You're nothing like the baptist church I go to, so please, remove me, for I feel that its not right to change my user name to my personal account name.

What you feel is irrelevant; your church isn't Baptist, and neither are you.

I'll know you're a Baptist when you follow the WORD of GOD and SUBMIT to His WILL.

And you do know you can remove yourself, right? Close your browser, don't come back. Ta-da, it's like magic!

So please, don't attack me for my beliefs

Now the truth is called an "attack?"

Obviously, you've never had the misfortune of being attacked in your life, but let me tell you, nothing that happens here even remotely resembles an "attack."

Thousands of people are attacked every year, and you disrespect their suffering with your feckless self-pity. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I'm leaving your forums,

Oh no! Not you! Whatever will we do?

Woe is us.

I have no right to be here as no one in this community, maybe CoCo, thinks the same as me ( insult me there too, I know you will, but you really arent, as this forum is friendly to all religions..Nice lie )

If you had been properly respectful, you wouldn't be having this pity fit.

This is Landover Baptist's internet home. Were you properly polite as any civilized guest would be?

No, sir, you were not. You have been a rude little monster, full of slander and vitriol. You're not even worthy of a proper rebuke, I dismiss you.

Gooooooodbye.

I certainly hope so.

[i_are_spartansx2]

Re: Hello!

I'm obviously not here to engage in friendly talks, I'd rather be removed.

Call me a satanist, a demon, I don't care, honestly you all seem as bad as Fanatic Muslims to me. You're nothing like the baptist church I go to, so please, remove me, for I feel that its not right to change my user name to my personal account name.So please, don't attack me for my beliefs, I'm leaving your forums, I have no right to be here as no one in this community, maybe CoCo, thinks the same as me ( insult me there too, I know you will, but you really arent, as this forum is friendly to all religions..Nice lie )

Gooooooodbye.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello!

Originally Posted by Brother Alex
At least we'll be the ones laughing with Jesus in heaven while you'll be among the ones roasting in hell.Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Haha, keep telling yourself that honey ^^

Tart!! Watch yourself. Just because you think Brother Alex is a handsome man, there is no reason for you to try to turn our fine Christian forum into a heathen pick-up joint. What kind of a hussy are you?

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello!

Thanks for turning me to the theist ( not atheist, you probably can't comprehend nor understand, but who am I to judge? ). I read one of your threads http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=51266&page=6, and seeing as this " Cranky/Creepy Old Man " is a respectable person in this community of ignorant Christians, and the ignorant posts that follow, I see Christianity as a group of ignorant bigots, who over-interpret things in the wrong way.

God never intended his bible to be interpreted this way....I hope to my God, a god without ignorance, forgives you and sends you back as a spirit to gain an understanding of the world.

Im a fifteen year old high school student, I'm advanced enough to be in five college level courses. My intelligence is far above most of this community, which is a, pardon my profanity, damn shame. If Christianity is led by fools like this, I can no longer be a part of the religion. My own beliefs now consist of the Original, undoctored bible, and Jesus Christ.

I hope this entire forum is a joke...I read one post and my life of faith was wiped away...Most of this community, as I can come to expect, is ignorant and seems to me, racist. Grand Wizard picture as a User Avatar?

GOD DOES NOT SUPPORT MURDER, AS THE Klan HAS COMMITTED
GOD DOES NOT SUPPORT IGNORANCE, AS YOUR COMMUNITY HOLDS

Thank you, Goodbye.
Sincerely,
A recent Christian turned away by your forums
-I am going to, with no doubt, receive posts such as " Burn in hell, non-believer " But, you are the ones who have lost the way to believe in God...I hope for you to gain an education of the world, as I have, and understand the world, for only you can help yourselves with this, God does not grace ignorance....

Ah, I see. So you are filled with pride; you are haughty?

Proverbs 21:4 -- An high look, and a proud heart, and the plowing of the wicked, is sin.

Proverbs 16:18-19 -- Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.

Romans 11:20 -- Well; because of unbelief they were broken off, and thou standest by faith. Be not highminded, but fear:

Romans 1:28-31 -- And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

Mark 7:22-23 -- Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

James 4:6 -- But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.

Unless you repent of your behavior I am afraid you will go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ezekiel 16:49-50 -- Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good

[CocoChanel]

Re: Hello!

At least we'll be the ones laughing with Jesus in heaven while you'll be among the ones roasting in hell.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Haha, keep telling yourself that honey ^^

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hello!

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. [Matthew 7:12]

And if you want others to hate you, disrespect you and condemn you for your beliefs, sex, skin colour or sexual orientation, I feel sorry for you.

At least we'll be the ones laughing with Jesus in heaven while you'll be among the ones roasting in hell.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

[CocoChanel]

Re: Hello!

NO! Please read a Bible before you start spreading lies about God!

People God hates:

• Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
• Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
• Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
  

God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:

• 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
• Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
• Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
• John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

The bible is BULLSHIT. Did you hear me? B U L L S H I T! The bible is a fictional book with some elements of truth that was heavily influenced by the author's political ideas and values, and the views of the societies in those days. I don't believe how you can let one book rule your whole life, without even questioning it! There is so much hate on this website that it's sick! Selfish it what you seem to be, not giving a shit about how others have it as long as you'll come to your so called heaven. You'll understand all the things that I'm saying when you're dead and realise that the God you have created doesn't exist. And I have a strong feeling that I won't be able to write here anymore after this post. So my last words will be: I hope that you learn to respect others regardless of their beliefs, sex, skin colour or sexual orientation. That you come to realise that we all have the same value. I'll end this with a quotation from this fictional book called the bible (which Harry Potter beats like a million times btw):

Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. [Matthew 7:12]

And if you want others to hate you, disrespect you and condemn you for your beliefs, sex, skin colour or sexual orientation, I feel sorry for you.

Goodbye and have a fabulous life! Peace out!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello!

God loves everyone unconditionally! <3

NO! Please read a Bible before you start spreading lies about God!

People God hates:

• Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
• Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
• Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
  

God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:

• 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
• Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
• Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
• John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

[CocoChanel]

Re: Hello!

@Logical-Christian: There's no idea to even try to argument with these people. They will never understand logical arguments, unfortunately. And if you say something really offensive you will get a warning or be suspended, because there's no Freedom of Speech here. Or maybe they have improved? *hopeful

God loves everyone unconditionally! <3

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hello!

God never intended his bible to be interpreted this way....

I'm not sure what you mean by this. First of all, I'm quite sure you have no idea what God has intended and whatnot. Secondly, unlike most so-called Christians nowadays we actually don't interpret the Bible according to our own opinions. Let me demonstrate what I mean by this:

Revelation 21:8 (As written in the Holy Bible, KJV1611)

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 21:8 (True Christian™ interpretation)

But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 21:8 (Your interpretation)

Jesus loves everyone.

Now let's see if you're smart enough to pick the odd one out.

I hope to my God, a god without ignorance, forgives you and sends you back as a spirit to gain an understanding of the world.

I don't know who your god is but it's certainly not our Lord Jesus Christ.

[i_are_spartansx2]

Re: Hello!

Okay, let me apologize for me stating that I had more knowledge than you. I my opinion was only based on the members that posted on certain thread, I think it was " Minecraft: Sex Slave Industry " or something of the sort.

You three seem as respectable people, but the majority of the members posting on that thread need to re-read the user terms of agreement.

On another note, the anti-muslim emote which involves them being murdered is very offensive. I thought Christianity did not support murder? There is no policy of an " eye for an eye ". As you can see from recent events, not all Muslims wish for war. Look at the Egyptian protesters? Half were peaceful, half ( which supported the recent president ) were violent. Don't judge, as I've seen members tell.

And really, I am sorry for judging the community based on the 108 pages I just read through. I do not mean sarcasm in that,either.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Sounds like it, to me. Don't try to confuse me with your superior semantic skills.

Brother Nobar, is he using tricky words again? That rapscallion!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello!

Never did I say I know more than all of you, I said from what I've seen it looks as if you all are ignorant and have had a education, probably stemming from Christian Private Schools.

Of course not! Schools only teach you how to rape, masturbate and vote for democrats. Most of us are homeschooled instead, which is why we know more than you will ever learn at that sex crazed school of yours.