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    Hello

    My name is Jeff.
    I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

    I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
    My name is Jeff.
    I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

    I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.
    What is your favorite scripture? How long does it take you to clean your guns? How did you find Jesus? Tell us about your wife's moist warm pie. What filling is in it?

    Oh and welcome to the best forum this side of everywhere.
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
      My name is Jeff.
      I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

      I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.

      What brings you to this forum Jeffrey? Are you a closet-homer seeking Jesus?

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
        My name is Jeff.
        I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

        I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.
        A reserved and cautious welcome, Jeff. How's the weather up there in the Northeast?

        You haven't been here before, have you?

        In Christ
        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
          My name is Jeff.
          I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

          I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.
          Why don't you capitalize "Lord" and "Him"? You seem capable of capitalizing "I".

          Does this demonstrate for us who it is you really love more?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Ohh, snap, Mr. N! That was a burn.
            Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
              My name is Jeff.
              I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

              I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.
              All of that is a lie. Satan sent you here from that porno website "deviant art" in order to persecute us. It won't work. Get thee hence.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                All of that is a lie. Satan sent you here from that porno website "deviant art" in order to persecute us. It won't work. Get thee hence.
                No sir, I have not once visited that site as it is a satanic site.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
                  No sir, I have not once visited that site as it is a satanic site.
                  Then why are you registered there, pervert?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Then why are you registered there, pervert?
                    That is not me, sir.
                    I have not once vistited that satanic site.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
                      Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                      Then why are you registered there, pervert?
                      That is not me, sir.
                      I have not once vistited that satanic site.
                      Are you insinuating that the DoF makes mistakes? Before you answer, I will remind you that it is composed entirely of True Christians(tm). The wrong answer would be considered an insult to True Christians(tm) at Landover Baptist Church. And I don't think you want to go there.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello

                        [Foul profanity and blasphemy deleted]
                        Last edited by Brother Harold Porter; 03-07-2011, 09:08 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello

                          I apologize for my sins.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
                            I apologize for my sins.
                            As a Christian man, I must forgive you. You should pray that Jesus does.

                            Matthew 6:14-15 "For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you"

                            "But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."

                            Now, lets talk about Jesus Christ and why you love Him more than life itself.

                            No more potty talk.

                            In Christ
                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Naggiii View Post
                              That is not me, sir.
                              I have not once vistited that satanic site.
                              Son, the DoF is never wrong.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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