Hello

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

That is not me, sir.
I have not once vistited that satanic site.

Son, the DoF is never wrong.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello

I apologize for my sins.

As a Christian man, I must forgive you. You should pray that Jesus does.

Matthew 6:14-15 "For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you"

"But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."

Now, lets talk about Jesus Christ and why you love Him more than life itself.

No more potty talk.

In Christ

[Naggiii]

Re: Hello

I apologize for my sins.

[Naggiii]

Re: Hello

[Foul profanity and blasphemy deleted]

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Then why are you registered there, pervert?

That is not me, sir.
I have not once vistited that satanic site.

Are you insinuating that the DoF makes mistakes? Before you answer, I will remind you that it is composed entirely of True Christians(tm). The wrong answer would be considered an insult to True Christians(tm) at Landover Baptist Church. And I don't think you want to go there.

[Naggiii]

Re: Hello

Then why are you registered there, pervert?

That is not me, sir.
I have not once vistited that satanic site.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

No sir, I have not once visited that site as it is a satanic site.

Then why are you registered there, pervert?

[Naggiii]

Re: Hello

All of that is a lie. Satan sent you here from that porno website "deviant art" in order to persecute us. It won't work. Get thee hence.

No sir, I have not once visited that site as it is a satanic site.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

My name is Jeff.
I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.

All of that is a lie. Satan sent you here from that porno website "deviant art" in order to persecute us. It won't work. Get thee hence.

[Sarah, aka Florence]

Re: Hello

Ohh, snap, Mr. N! That was a burn.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello

My name is Jeff.
I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.

Why don't you capitalize "Lord" and "Him"? You seem capable of capitalizing "I".

Does this demonstrate for us who it is you really love more?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello

My name is Jeff.
I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.

A reserved and cautious welcome, Jeff. How's the weather up there in the Northeast?

You haven't been here before, have you?

In Christ

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hello

My name is Jeff.
I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.

What brings you to this forum Jeffrey? Are you a closet-homer seeking Jesus?

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

My name is Jeff.
I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.

What is your favorite scripture? How long does it take you to clean your guns? How did you find Jesus? Tell us about your wife's moist warm pie. What filling is in it?

Oh and welcome to the best forum this side of everywhere.

[Naggiii]

My name is Jeff.
I attend the 'Langdon Baptist Church.' every Sunday, I go there to praise the lord with others and pray to him.

I am 21 years old, I live with my wife, Ashley, and our two kids, John and Joseph.