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  • Critted
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2011
    • 9
    #31
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Why are you spewing vitriol against a True Christian™ pastor? Do you hate Jesus? Where is your moral compass?

    End this spiteful crusade against all things right and true this instant!
    He might be a True Christian pastor! But I honestly don't give a Shit! (Sorry for my language. But I feel forced to use such.)

    No, I do not hate Jesus. Why in the world would I do that? WHERE ARE YOU DRAWING SUCH ASSUMPTIONS FROM?

    "All things right and true". So this church, is all things right and true. There is not one single thing wrong about it, you say?

    I shall show respect, to the ones who shows me respect.

    Farewell, damned-folk.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #32
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Critted View Post
        He might be a True Christian pastor! But I honestly don't give a Shit! (Sorry for my language. But I feel forced to use such.)

        No, I do not hate Jesus. Why in the world would I do that? WHERE ARE YOU DRAWING SUCH ASSUMPTIONS FROM?

        "All things right and true". So this church, is all things right and true. There is not one single thing wrong about it, you say?

        I shall show respect, to the ones who shows me respect.

        Farewell, damned-folk.
        You are obviously jealous because we will be going to Heaven to suckle the breast of our Lord while you roast in eternal Hellfire and are sodomized by demons. There is no other reason for you to wage war against our Godly church.

        On second thought, perhaps you are upset about our stance against homosexuality. Is that it?

        On minute you are accosting us for judging you in accordance with the KJV1611, and the next minute you are calling us damned. You are obviously just a troll trying to get a rise out of us.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Cursed
            Recovering Bastard
            Head of Landover Glee Club
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2011
            • 1363
            #33
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by Critted View Post
            Well, perhaps, he might hate alot of people. Yet, Jesus was sent to forgive us for our sins, and thus allow us to get into Heaven.
            Not PERHAPS; He does hate, His Good Book just told you so.

            There it is again. You judge me! ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME!
            WRONG. I am judging you based on your ACTIONS, not your appearance. I am doing as GOD commands; I am judging you righteously (John 7:24).

            You can't send me to Hell!
            We agree here. But I can tell if you're going to Hell or not; the 1611 King James Bible is my guide.

            You can't determine wether or not I will be going there! This is what sickens me! This whole Organization is rotten!
            Look, the Bible clearly states why people go to Hell. Why do you ignore this?

            I don't know if you will end up in Hell; only GOD does. But I can tell you if you don't follow the 1611 King James Bible to the letter, you will burn.

            You're not following the King James Bible as of right now, so if you get up to get a glass of juice and slip on the kitchen floor and split your head open on the oven and bleed to death, you'll wake up in Hell.

            That's all I'm saying.

            Well, by saying this, you imply that I revel in disgusting perversions, I assume. But yet. I can't help but thinking that you, are atleast as great as sinner as I am!
            You got that right! Before I submitted to the Will of the LORD I was a filthy bastard, accursed and shunned! I am living proof of GOD's Mercy. If one as wretched and disgusting as I can see the light, there's hope for you yet!

            Now would you please stop judging me, thus no one besides God can judge me!
            No, I will NEVER stop judging you. I follow the commandments of my LORD, it is my DUTY.

            Why do you think you know better than GOD? Who should I listen to, you or GOD?

            I choose GOD!
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #34
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by Critted View Post
                He might be a True Christian pastor! But I honestly don't give a Shit! (Sorry for my language. But I feel forced to use such.)

                No, I do not hate Jesus. Why in the world would I do that? WHERE ARE YOU DRAWING SUCH ASSUMPTIONS FROM?

                "All things right and true". So this church, is all things right and true. There is not one single thing wrong about it, you say?

                I shall show respect, to the ones who shows me respect.

                Farewell, damned-folk.
                Dear Godmocking Fool;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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