Hello people

[whitegirl]

OH MY I LOVE THIS SITE! satire is my favorite type of fiction. I love all verses in the bible, I don't have a favorite one. The whole bible is my favorite. I go to the church my Father pastors at, it's a radical Baptist church that most people call insane. But I've been beaten my whole childhood so IT'S OKAY BY ME

I found Jesus by accident really, but as soon as I saw him I knew we were meant to be. I was preparing my rice one day for my husband, and I was pouring soy sauce on it. When putting the soy sauce away I looked down at the rice and saw a picture of Jesus. I KNEW FROM THAT VERY MOMENT!!! I could feel him inside of me. He was coursing through my veins, and had to get out. He showed me the way of life!

From that moment on I constantly changed my views. I started hating gays even though I had gay friends. I gave them bibles and shunned them. My husband was ever so proud of me! He applauded my sudden change of opinion. I went to my father's church and begged forgiveness. He realized my sincerity and repented my sins.

I HAVE BEEN SAVED. I love Jesus and am proud that he is going to rid this world of every scum.

[James Hutchins]

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OH MY I LOVE THIS SITE! satire is my favorite type of fiction. I love all verses in the bible, I don't have a favorite one. The whole bible is my favorite. I go to the church my Father pastors at, it's a radical Baptist church that most people call insane. But I've been beaten my whole childhood so IT'S OKAY BY ME

I found Jesus by accident really, but as soon as I saw him I knew we were meant to be. I was preparing my rice one day for my husband, and I was pouring soy sauce on it. When putting the soy sauce away I looked down at the rice and saw a picture of Jesus. I KNEW FROM THAT VERY MOMENT!!! I could feel him inside of me. He was coursing through my veins, and had to get out. He showed me the way of life!

From that moment on I constantly changed my views. I started hating gays even though I had gay friends. I gave them bibles and shunned them. My husband was ever so proud of me! He applauded my sudden change of opinion. I went to my father's church and begged forgiveness. He realized my sincerity and repented my sins.

I HAVE BEEN SAVED. I love Jesus and am proud that he is going to rid this world of every scum.

How many sons have you dropped for Jesus?

[Brother Helge]

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Lovely.


Do you bake pie?
Do you have your husbands permision to be here?

[Christ the crossman]

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I as Jesus's wife did dropped 50,006 sons for Jesus and he was so pleased he gave me a fortune cookie (He works in a Chinese takeaway) and it says "A gay will make advances on you" and BY LORDY HE DID! I mean come on guys, he was so making his penis in my ...
so I castrated him and threw a bible at him. Then I got arrested for grievous bodily harm went away for a while. That gay guy rounded up a possy and lynched me. I sit now because of Jesus's word only able to move my arms, all because I was just trying to teach the word of the lord. :'( What has the world come to?

[whitegirl]

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Even though I'm 18 I've only dropped 5 kids. I make a delicious pecan pie, and my husband showed me this site. He is sitting right behind me now.

[Robert Jones]

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Even though I'm 18 I've only dropped 5 kids. I make a delicious pecan pie, and my husband showed me this site. He is sitting right behind me now.

How impressive, how about a picture of your lovely family? My wife and I have been blessed with one child and another on the way! Praise the Lord for women who are producing little soldiers of God!

[Brother Helge]

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Even though I'm 18 I've only dropped 5 kids. I make a delicious pecan pie, and my husband showed me this site. He is sitting right behind me now.

What's the name of the church you attend?
Who is Pastor there?

Any scripture you'd like to share?

[James Hutchins]

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Even though I'm 18 I've only dropped 5 kids. I make a delicious pecan pie, and my husband showed me this site. He is sitting right behind me now.

Good work. Where do you live?

[whitegirl]

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These are my 5 amazing kids!

[Robert Jones]

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You don't look 18.....

[James Hutchins]

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Can you explain why your kids in Michigan and you are in Nevada?