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  • desire
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    • Jan 2008
    • 9
    #16
    Re: Searching help and solution to make me a better man..

    What's u have writting many times smells RACIST. GOD is LOVE not racist like u seems to be. Do ur homeworks before doing some morality to others!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: Searching help and solution to make me a better man..

        Originally posted by desire View Post
        Excuse my bad english, what i'm to tell is i want to be castrated but i am searching help to be done safely,it's all i want to say!
        Sorry!
        Well, yes, that might just do it. God likes eunuchs. I don't know how He feels about french ones, but...Give it a whirl.

        Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

        I'm sure sister Jenny will help you get the job done, if you promised to send a hefty Love Offering to Jesus. Click on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of the screen, pierre.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • desire
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            • Jan 2008
            • 9
            #18
            Re: Searching help and solution to make me a better man..

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Well, yes, that might just do it. God likes eunuchs. I don't know how He feels about french ones, but...Give it a whirl.

            Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

            I'm sure sister Jenny will help you get the job done, if you promised to send a hefty Love Offering to Jesus. Click on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of the screen, pierre.
            Yes i promised to send u an offering,if i have help from u!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Searching help and solution to make me a better man..

                Originally posted by desire View Post
                Yes i promised to send u an offering,if i have help from u!
                If you want us to fly sister Jenny out to do the job, we'll need an unrefundable deposit of $5,000 USD right away. That would cover the 10% down we need to fuel up one of the Lear Jets, get customs clearance, etc.

                Our team of high-priced joo accountants are standing by. Click on that Paypal button now, so you don't forget.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • desire
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                    • Jan 2008
                    • 9
                    #20
                    Re: Searching help and solution to make me a better man..

                    Too much for me!I cannot exceed 2 thousand for the job!
                    I will contact a cutter anyway ,it's a price i cannot pay!
                    Thank's a lot!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #21
                        Re: Searching help and solution to make me a better man..

                        Originally posted by desire View Post
                        Sometimes i would be castrated.
                        What about the times when you wouldn't be castrated? What then?
                        Originally posted by desire View Post
                        I understant that u have a very biaised and small vision of other religionss and culture ,so small thant u cannot probabley tell more than 3 words in french or other langage!
                        Québec c'est merde.
                        Originally posted by desire View Post
                        GOD has told to BAPTIST that he hates Canada.YOU have a BIG problem here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        You're the one who lives in Canada and you're telling us that we have a problem? Are you from Bizarro World as well as Canada, or are they the same thing?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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