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  • Hello.

    My name is Steve. My search for God has brought me here, and I can only hope that God's Favorite Church™ can help me go from the despicable liberal Christianity my parents had instilled me with to being a True Christian™.

  • #2
    Re: Hello.

    Dear Friend,

    Come now, and let us reason together, saith the LORD: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.

    If ye be willing and obedient, ye shall eat the good of the land:

    But if ye refuse and rebel, ye shall be devoured with the sword: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken it.

    Isaiah 1:18-20.
    Yours in Him,
    bab

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    • #3
      Re: Hello.

      Praise Jesus and welcome, heathen. I join Brother BaBs in a fervent prayer that you might find Christ here and be Saved from eternal torment (which is exactly where liebrals go!).

      Don't think the path to Salvation© will be an easy one. You will need to study God's Holy Word as if your very life depended on it (it does!). You will need to open your heart to Jesus and ask Him to wash you clean with His sweet cleansing blood. and you will need to click on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page, making a generous Tithe to help atone for your life of vile, perverted sin.

      Tell us all about it, son. We want to hear your testimony.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello.

        There's little to say. I have been raised from an infant in the belief that I could sin as much as I want and just repent again, as if my Lord Jesus was just some sin-forgiving machine. Now I realize that He catches on a bit more quickly than that, and am attempting to reform and redeem myself. I thank you for your informative posts on the forum, as they have led me to a much more in-depth understanding of the Bible, and how my sickly parents tried to filter it through their liberal minds.

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