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  • The Prophet Muhammed
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2011
    • 16

    #1

    Praise Allah.

    Praise allah and all that he stands for.

    I abide by my Qu'an and pray 5 times to the west as I should do as a proper Muslim.

    Here are my favourite verses.

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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #2
    Re: Praise Allah.

    You are not Muhammed, unless you have now learned how to read and write. You took your time
    You pray to the West? You do know that Mecca is to the east?
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • Cursed
      Recovering Bastard
      Head of Landover Glee Club
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2011
      • 1363

      #3
      Re: Praise Allah.

      Like most sand negroids, he is retarded.

      It's not their fault, I feel kind of bad.
      The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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      • The Prophet Muhammed
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2011
        • 16

        #4
        Re: Praise Allah.

        Mecca may be to the east to you british citizen, but I live in South Korea so Mecca is to the west of me.

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        • vikram
          Unsaved trash, Dot-head
          • Mar 2011
          • 41

          #5
          Re: Praise Allah.

          Originally posted by The Prophet Muhammed View Post
          Mecca may be to the east to you british citizen, but I live in South Korea so Mecca is to the west of me.
          actually you are facing our asses.

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          • PetitionLady
            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 883

            #6
            Re: piss be upon him

            Mohammad is a monkey,
            Allah is a pig,
            Islam is of the devil.

            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
            ~Matt. 10:33

            ~~~~~~~
            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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            • The Prophet Muhammed
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2011
              • 16

              #7
              Re: piss be upon him

              Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
              Mohammad is a monkey,
              Allah is a pig,
              Islam is of the devil.

              Would you be kind enough to back up your statement? I doubt your God would approve of disrespecting others beliefs.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: piss be upon him

                Originally posted by The Prophet Muhammed View Post
                I doubt your God would approve of disrespecting others beliefs.
                I wouldn't count on it towelhead.

                Deuteronomy 7:4
                For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • The Prophet Muhammed
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 16

                  #9
                  Re: Praise Allah.

                  Originally posted by vikram View Post
                  actually you are facing our asses.
                  Unless you're ass is made out of a brick wall, I don't think I am.

                  If it is, you should get a doctor to look at it.

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                  • The Prophet Muhammed
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 16

                    #10
                    Re: piss be upon him

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    I wouldn't count on it towelhead.

                    Deuteronomy 7:4
                    For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
                    While that passage may come from the bible, it says nothing about intolerance of other races so you're just being ignorant.

                    Think about all of the different races of people in your town/city. Do youhate them just because of their race, or have they done someething horrible unto you?

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: Praise Allah.

                      Originally posted by The Prophet Muhammed View Post
                      I doubt your God would approve of disrespecting others beliefs.
                      Originally posted by The Prophet Muhammed View Post
                      While that passage may come from the bible, it says nothing about intolerance of other races so you're just being ignorant.
                      I know your brain must be slightly damaged because of constant suicide attacks, but what has the second question to do with my answer, Achmed?

                      Please try to keep up.

                      Think about all of the different races of people in your town/city.
                      No thanks.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • The Prophet Muhammed
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 16

                        #12
                        Re: Praise Allah.

                        My name is Kareem. And I am not a suicide bomber, I'm just a muslim accountant in South korea trying to learn about other religions as part of my job.

                        I see I made the wrong decision coming here.

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449

                          #13
                          Re: Praise Allah.

                          Originally posted by The Prophet Muhammed View Post
                          My name is Kareem.
                          Sure, Mike.

                          And I am not a suicide bomber, I'm just a muslim accountant in South korea trying to learn about other religions as part of my job.
                          What do you do with them? Count'm?

                          I see I made the wrong decision coming here.
                          Trying to find Jesus is never a wrong decision.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • The Prophet Muhammed
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 16

                            #14
                            Re: Praise Allah.

                            I never said anything about finding Jesus, I just came here to learn about christian ceremonies and beliefs, but from what I've seen on other websites, you guys take the cake.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Praise Allah.

                              Terror Alert: CODE RED!!!
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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