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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

    Hello, I am new here and wish to share with you a deeply troubling, but not surprising injustice I have recently experienced.

    God has given me the unique challenge, you see, of living just ten minutes South of San Francisco, or as I like to call it, The Sodomy Capital of the World.

    God makes it very clear, of course, that we have a responsibility to preach His word in the streets and in all public places:

    Luk 14:23 And the lord said unto the servant, Go out into the highways and hedges, and compel [them] to come in, that my house may be filled.

    Act 1:8 But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
    Therefore, I routinely preach the Good News of Jesus Christ to all the sinners on Castro Street (Mecca for the sodomites) and Polk Street (which is a gathering spot for pederasts and dope peddlers).

    On one occasion, I observed some Hare Krishnas having their little recruitment rally/idolatry parade in San Francisco, and they were using loudspeakers to broadcast prayers in their unintelligible foreign Hindu language. More recently, I witnessed liberal atheists using powered bullhorns to promulgate their socialist political nonsense to a very receptive crowd.

    Thinking I'd fight fire with fire, I invested in a beautiful, ten watt bullhorn from Radio Shack, like the one in this photo:



    I have named her Bristol, in honor of Sarah Palin's beautiful and much maligned daughter, as I happen to be her biggest fan and most ardent admirer.

    On my first day of preaching the Good News with Bristol, would you believe I was given a "verbal warning" for disturbing the peace? The Centurions of the SFPD rather condescendingly explained to me that although it was legal for me to preach in the street, it was illegal for me to do so using any type of electronic equipment to amplify my voice, unless I had a permit.

    When I asked them why the Krishna cultists and communists were allowed to use electronic amplification to spew their nonsense, these jack-booted thugs had no good answer for me, and further threatened that if I continued to be "difficult," my verbal warning would turn into a ticket.

    I ask you, where is the fairness in this? More importantly, what can I do about it, besides pray that this wicked city will turn its face away from the darkness and embrace our Lord and Savior?
    Last edited by Felicity; 03-16-2011, 12:48 AM. Reason: Replaced his by His
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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

    PLEASE NOTE: Upon reviewing my post, I was horrified to realize I had inadvertently forgotten to capitalize "His," when referring to His word. Worse yet, I can find no means of editing my original post. I can only assume this error was God's way of reminding me of my own fallen nature, and of keeping me humble and of warning me of the dangers of false piety.

    Just the same, moderators, if you would be so kind as to fix this error, I would be eternally in your debt.
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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      PLEASE NOTE: Upon reviewing my post, I was horrified to realize I had inadvertently forgotten to capitalize "His," when referring to His word. Worse yet, I can find no means of editing my original post. I can only assume this error was God's way of reminding me of my own fallen nature, and of keeping me humble and of warning me of the dangers of false piety.

      Just the same, moderators, if you would be so kind as to fix this error, I would be eternally in your debt.
      Not to worry, friend.

      Your intentions were good.

      As an ex-fag, I spent many years in the Castro district, deprived of the message of Jesus Christ in that cess pool of narcotics and sodomy. I can only look back and wish that I had 120 decibels of the Good News to scare me straight as I coupled to yet another strange man, day after day.

      Welcome to God's favorite forum and may He bless you in your work.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #4
        Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        if you would be so kind as to fix this error, I would be eternally in your debt.
        Done!

        And don't thank me, thank Jesus!
        I Jesus!

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          "Hold the cross high, that I may see it through the flames."

          -Joan of Arc
          I am curious: why are you quoting a frog catlick "saint" in your sig line? Couldn't you find something more appropriate from the 1611 KJV Bible?

          YiC,

          Z. Smyth
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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

            Thank you Brother Harold and Felicity!

            And thank you for Zechariah for your question.

            Though Joan of Arc was ostensibly a papist, remember she was burned at the stake by papists for her "heresies," which I suspect were actually her passionate belief that you can only know God through His son Yeshua, and not through the Pope or any New Age self-help gurus like Oprah Winfrey.

            Speaking of the papists, I have an important issue to raise about them, but I will start another thread, as the subject is very different from this one's.
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            • Daddy's Lil JuneBug
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

              In your profile the only thing you have listed under Interests is "RC aircraft". Does RC mean roman catholic?
              (Ephesians 6:1)
              Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

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              • tech geek
                Unsaved trash
                • Mar 2011
                • 7

                #8
                Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                radio controlled, junebug.

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                • Daddy's Lil JuneBug
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 32

                  #9
                  Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                  Originally posted by tech geek View Post
                  radio controlled, junebug.
                  Oh, well that's certainly a relief.
                  Still, it's kind of disturbing that he didn't list God or His Holy Word under interests.
                  (Ephesians 6:1)
                  Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Hello, I am new here and wish to share with you a deeply troubling, but not surprising injustice I have recently experienced.

                    God has given me the unique challenge, you see, of living just ten minutes South of San Francisco, or as I like to call it, The Sodomy Capital of the World.

                    God makes it very clear, of course, that we have a responsibility to preach His word in the streets and in all public places:

                    Therefore, I routinely preach the Good News of Jesus Christ to all the sinners on Castro Street (Mecca for the sodomites) and Polk Street (which is a gathering spot for pederasts and dope peddlers).

                    On one occasion, I observed some Hare Krishnas having their little recruitment rally/idolatry parade in San Francisco, and they were using loudspeakers to broadcast prayers in their unintelligible foreign Hindu language. More recently, I witnessed liberal atheists using powered bullhorns to promulgate their socialist political nonsense to a very receptive crowd.

                    Thinking I'd fight fire with fire, I invested in a beautiful, ten watt bullhorn from Radio Shack, like the one in this photo:



                    I have named her Bristol, in honor of Sarah Palin's beautiful and much maligned daughter, as I happen to be her biggest fan and most ardent admirer.

                    On my first day of preaching the Good News with Bristol, would you believe I was given a "verbal warning" for disturbing the peace? The Centurions of the SFPD rather condescendingly explained to me that although it was legal for me to preach in the street, it was illegal for me to do so using any type of electronic equipment to amplify my voice, unless I had a permit.

                    When I asked them why the Krishna cultists and communists were allowed to use electronic amplification to spew their nonsense, these jack-booted thugs had no good answer for me, and further threatened that if I continued to be "difficult," my verbal warning would turn into a ticket.

                    I ask you, where is the fairness in this? More importantly, what can I do about it, besides pray that this wicked city will turn its face away from the darkness and embrace our Lord and Savior?
                    Yet another introduction that contains not a shred of introduction...
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                      June Bug, I assumed that would be a given. Doesn't it go without saying that God's word is the tonic that slakes one's thirst?

                      If you don't live for His word, you have no business living, much less being on this message board.

                      Regarding my aircraft, though they are technically controlled by me via a radio transmitter, I prefer to think of them as being "Christ controlled," for it is His hand that guides mine when I grasp and manipulate the joystick.
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                      • Brother Harold Porter
                        Landover Senior Outreach
                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 8236

                        #12
                        Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        June Bug, I assumed that would be a given. Doesn't it go without saying that God's word is the tonic that slakes one's thirst?

                        If you don't live for His word, you have no business living, much less being on this message board.

                        Regarding my aircraft, though they are technically controlled by me via a radio transmitter, I prefer to think of them as being "Christ controlled," for it is His hand that guides mine when I grasp and manipulate the joystick.
                        The grasping and manipulation is what concerns me. It is hardly Godly.

                        And a "joystick" suggests self-fornication.

                        Not sure I like this at all.
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                          Brother Harold, I certainly would agree with you that we must be eternally vigilant against any day-to-day activities which might cause us to have impure thoughts or objects which might be in some way analogous to unclean things, but perhaps you will be reassured if I show you a picture of the joysticks in question:

                          This is a typical transmitter for controlling RC planes and helicopters:



                          It is very much like the transmitters I use when controlling my aircraft. As you can see, the two joysticks which I must grip and manipulate are both very modestly proportioned.

                          Here is a photo of a young lady using a similar control device:



                          I'm sure you will agree with me that any sort of lasciviousness is absent from this girl's eye and countenance as she cheerfully applies thumb pressure to the device's double control rods.
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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            *** graphic photos of sex toys deleted ***
                            This is a family forum.



                            Z. Smyth
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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: Apparently the first amendment only applies to sodomists

                              I don't think you understand. That's a radio transmitter, designed for controlling model airplanes, such as this:




                              Or this:

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