So, I really don't have any religion. I've been Methodist, Spiritualist, Agnostic, and now I just don't choose anything over any. I mean, I'm open to anything, but good luck trying to preach to me, how yours is 'oh so much better' then another. That's all the world does anymore, fight over freakin' religions. Who cares? Just ignore them, they'll ignore you. And I've seen many harsh things on this forum, especially to my friend who joined, about their religion. But this one thing that stood out the most, was a certain persons signature:
Who Will Jesus Damn?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51): Oh Geeze, Many people fall under this category, even you 'landovers' Yes, I'm a hypocrite, about FEW TO ONE thing(s) xD I at least admit it.
, The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Helloooo, You don't forgive anyone else who doesn't follow your religion, and those 'homosexuals' you all hate so much.
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Look above. Helloooo? Dude, Just because someone likes someone of the same sex doesn't send them to hell, 'Cause I'm pretty sure 'God' Would just as equally open his 'gates' to them too. Oh geeze, =/ Just because I'm not, and might/might not be in the future.
Fornicators (Romans 1:29), PSSSSH, Dude, for that, Hell is going to be pretty full, this falls under the 'hypocrites' category, 'cause, everyone's done something at one point in life, get over it.
The Wicked (Romans 1:29), Look above xD; Everyone has been 'wicked' before man.
The Covetous (Romans 1:29), Well Geeze, This goes under hypocrites as well, you people REALLY want people to follow your path of 'righteousness' but oh Geeze, We dont.
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), Many people are malicious at one point, and this falls under hypocrite section, because the way you all speak to people is malicious.
The Envious (Romans 1:29), xD Oh geeze, I'm so 'envious' about you I guess I'm goin' to hell. Most people are envious at one point in life, so get over it.
Murderers (Romans 1:29), 'Kay, well I just saw someone with the name 'Gay Killer' So, They fit under hear, and oh I guess they're going to Hell, aren't they?
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Bahaha, Yeah, Just because someone is deceitful, doesn't mean they're going to hell. Who has PROOF, that 'god' wrote this bible. Hmm? Exactly. Show me a picture. And Not a painting :]
Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Just because someone is a 'back biter' doesn't mean they're going to hell, Jeez, Don't people know what it's like to not like someone? =/ I'm pretty sure you all do, you seem to hate everyone.
Haters of God (Romans 1:30), BAHAHA. xD; I can't even comment this one. I hate god, for people like you.
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Oh geeze, There goes more than half the population.
The Proud (Romans 1:30), "I am A Proud Landover! =D" Bahaha, You're goin' to hell, buddies. I'm PROUD I'm not one of you =]
Boasters (Romans 1:30), "Heeey Man, I'm a Landover, IT IS THE LIFE DUDE." See You In Heeell.
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), xD "I invented the gun!" <- Hellborn. Demon child, FEAR HIM.
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30),... So, I'm now starting to wonder how BIG Hell is right now, 'cause, everyone is disobedient to their parents, so. I'll See You all, in Hell x].
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), OhohOh, xD I broke it, get over it, we get tired of you people, you know.
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), Wow, Can You Say Hypocrites? Ohhh, xD Someone's going to Heeeell.
The Implacable (Romans 1:31), Oh dear, xD I can't calm down, I'm off to hell.
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Just Because someone chooses to not be righteous about something once, sends them to hell, no re-dos? Sucks to be you guys.
Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Wow, Just 'cause someone has an idol, sends them to hell? So, Idolizing your precious 'jesus' or 'god' would send you to hell? What kind of stupid 'god' would make that rule?
Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), I'm pretty sure we've been over this one, buck-o xD
The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Oh geeze, I have feminine qualities I'm goin' to hell Guys.
Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Jail is bad enough, xD If they get sent there, get over it, Just 'cause you stole one thing, doesn't make you go to hell.
Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Oh,Hm, And who's idea was it to give whine at church services? Exactly, back to hypocrite x]
Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), .. Jesus, this place is filled with hypocriticy 'cause, Yet again, Hypocrites about this, spreading all your negative-ness against people and religions.
Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), Ohhh, Blackmailers, xD Wow, I totally blackmailed my brother before, but not for money =/ This has gone around the world too, but who goes to hell for this?
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), Oh, damn. Just because I'm scared of something, I'm going to hell? =/ Poor little kids who are scared of the 'boogie man', growing up to be sent to hell.
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), Many people don't believe, because people like YOU GUYS push your ways on them, and turn them off.
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), You guys displease me, xD So you're off to hell, aren't you? x3
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), I Lol'd at this one, Wow, is the word 'pimp' to hard to say? And wow, hypocrites, you're the ones buying girls off the internet, from 'pimps' Or, Unless you meant the people who go to the girls who 'work the corners' Well, =/ We all know it's crossed your mind before too.
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), Oh geeze, I cast a spell on you. xD; Off to hell to me -skips away-
All Liars (Revelation 21:8) ... Yup, There goes the world again.
** All Bolded are things, I myself have done =]
You can not honestly admit that every person on here has not done one thing on here.
Who Will Jesus Damn?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51): Oh Geeze, Many people fall under this category, even you 'landovers' Yes, I'm a hypocrite, about FEW TO ONE thing(s) xD I at least admit it.
, The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Helloooo, You don't forgive anyone else who doesn't follow your religion, and those 'homosexuals' you all hate so much.
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Look above. Helloooo? Dude, Just because someone likes someone of the same sex doesn't send them to hell, 'Cause I'm pretty sure 'God' Would just as equally open his 'gates' to them too. Oh geeze, =/ Just because I'm not, and might/might not be in the future.
Fornicators (Romans 1:29), PSSSSH, Dude, for that, Hell is going to be pretty full, this falls under the 'hypocrites' category, 'cause, everyone's done something at one point in life, get over it.
The Wicked (Romans 1:29), Look above xD; Everyone has been 'wicked' before man.
The Covetous (Romans 1:29), Well Geeze, This goes under hypocrites as well, you people REALLY want people to follow your path of 'righteousness' but oh Geeze, We dont.
The Malicious (Romans 1:29), Many people are malicious at one point, and this falls under hypocrite section, because the way you all speak to people is malicious.
The Envious (Romans 1:29), xD Oh geeze, I'm so 'envious' about you I guess I'm goin' to hell. Most people are envious at one point in life, so get over it.
Murderers (Romans 1:29), 'Kay, well I just saw someone with the name 'Gay Killer' So, They fit under hear, and oh I guess they're going to Hell, aren't they?
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Bahaha, Yeah, Just because someone is deceitful, doesn't mean they're going to hell. Who has PROOF, that 'god' wrote this bible. Hmm? Exactly. Show me a picture. And Not a painting :]
Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Just because someone is a 'back biter' doesn't mean they're going to hell, Jeez, Don't people know what it's like to not like someone? =/ I'm pretty sure you all do, you seem to hate everyone.
Haters of God (Romans 1:30), BAHAHA. xD; I can't even comment this one. I hate god, for people like you.
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), Oh geeze, There goes more than half the population.
The Proud (Romans 1:30), "I am A Proud Landover! =D" Bahaha, You're goin' to hell, buddies. I'm PROUD I'm not one of you =]
Boasters (Romans 1:30), "Heeey Man, I'm a Landover, IT IS THE LIFE DUDE." See You In Heeell.
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), xD "I invented the gun!" <- Hellborn. Demon child, FEAR HIM.
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30),... So, I'm now starting to wonder how BIG Hell is right now, 'cause, everyone is disobedient to their parents, so. I'll See You all, in Hell x].
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), OhohOh, xD I broke it, get over it, we get tired of you people, you know.
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), Wow, Can You Say Hypocrites? Ohhh, xD Someone's going to Heeeell.
The Implacable (Romans 1:31), Oh dear, xD I can't calm down, I'm off to hell.
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Just Because someone chooses to not be righteous about something once, sends them to hell, no re-dos? Sucks to be you guys.
Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Wow, Just 'cause someone has an idol, sends them to hell? So, Idolizing your precious 'jesus' or 'god' would send you to hell? What kind of stupid 'god' would make that rule?
Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), I'm pretty sure we've been over this one, buck-o xD
The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Oh geeze, I have feminine qualities I'm goin' to hell Guys.
Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Jail is bad enough, xD If they get sent there, get over it, Just 'cause you stole one thing, doesn't make you go to hell.
Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Oh,Hm, And who's idea was it to give whine at church services? Exactly, back to hypocrite x]
Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), .. Jesus, this place is filled with hypocriticy 'cause, Yet again, Hypocrites about this, spreading all your negative-ness against people and religions.
Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), Ohhh, Blackmailers, xD Wow, I totally blackmailed my brother before, but not for money =/ This has gone around the world too, but who goes to hell for this?
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), Oh, damn. Just because I'm scared of something, I'm going to hell? =/ Poor little kids who are scared of the 'boogie man', growing up to be sent to hell.
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), Many people don't believe, because people like YOU GUYS push your ways on them, and turn them off.
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), You guys displease me, xD So you're off to hell, aren't you? x3
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), I Lol'd at this one, Wow, is the word 'pimp' to hard to say? And wow, hypocrites, you're the ones buying girls off the internet, from 'pimps' Or, Unless you meant the people who go to the girls who 'work the corners' Well, =/ We all know it's crossed your mind before too.
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), Oh geeze, I cast a spell on you. xD; Off to hell to me -skips away-
All Liars (Revelation 21:8) ... Yup, There goes the world again.
** All Bolded are things, I myself have done =]
You can not honestly admit that every person on here has not done one thing on here.
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