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  • lagoo132
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 1

    #1

    Hello i need advice on my homosexuality

    Hi I am a 19 year old devout Christian man who has been with his boyfriend for 4 months now. We are deeply in love both feel that we have found our soul mate.

    I have been having some troubles with my conscience lately as I am aware that my lifestyle may be frowned upon by other Christians. It is because of this that my boyfriend and I have not had sexual intercourse with each other yet. This is beginning to irritate my boyfriend which in turn is upsetting me as I can’t bear to hurt him.

    What I was wondering is whether in the eyes of Got it would be seen as acceptable for…

    1 – My boyfriend to penetrate me as long as I don’t sodomize him.

    2 – Us to use things other than our penis’s, such as sex toys (dildos, butt plugs etc) or vegetables (cucumbers, carrots etc)

    The last thing I want to do is go to hell but at the same time I am deeply in love with my boyfriend. If me and my boyfriend only do the two things that I have mentioned above will I still be allowed into heaven and be able to sleep with our lord for eternity? I’m sure you can see the predicament that I am in and any advice would be greatly appreciated.

    Praise Jesus!!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello i need advice on my homosexuality

    Originally posted by lagoo132 View Post
    Hi I am a 19 year old devout Christian man who has been with his boyfriend for 4 months now. We are deeply in love both feel that we have found our soul mate.

    I have been having some troubles with my conscience lately as I am aware that my lifestyle may be frowned upon by other Christians. It is because of this that my boyfriend and I have not had sexual intercourse with each other yet. This is beginning to irritate my boyfriend which in turn is upsetting me as I can’t bear to hurt him.

    What I was wondering is whether in the eyes of Got it would be seen as acceptable for…

    1 – My boyfriend to penetrate me as long as I don’t sodomize him.

    2 – Us to use things other than our penis’s, such as sex toys (dildos, butt plugs etc) or vegetables (cucumbers, carrots etc)

    The last thing I want to do is go to hell but at the same time I am deeply in love with my boyfriend. If me and my boyfriend only do the two things that I have mentioned above will I still be allowed into heaven and be able to sleep with our lord for eternity? I’m sure you can see the predicament that I am in and any advice would be greatly appreciated.

    Praise Jesus!!
    It is not possible to be a Christian and a queer at the same time.

    Unless you give up your hobby of committing sodomy, you, your fag boyfriend, and everyone who is nice to you are hellbound.

    If you had bothered to read the Holy Bible, then you would know how much you disgust God.

    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Lev.20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Rom.1:26-27
    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • JennyD
      Honorary True Christian™
      Sweet Placid Sister
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: Hello i need advice on my homosexuality

      Allow me to correct a few typographical errors in your post, Magoo. Corrections are in red, and my comments are in orange.

      Originally posted by lagoo132 View Post
      Hi I am a 19 year old Christ-hating Sodomite who has been corrupting another male for 4 months now. We are deeply in lust, having given up on any genuine form of love including God's light.

      I have been having some troubles with my conscience lately as I am aware that my lifestyle is an abomination before God, as stated in God's Holy Word. It is because of this that my boyfriend and I have not had sexual intercourse with each other yet. This is beginning to irritate my boyfriend which in turn is upsetting me as I can’t bear to hurt him.

      What I was wondering is whether in the eyes of God it would be seen as acceptable for…

      1 – My boyfriend to penetrate me as long as I don’t sodomize him. No. Even if it were OK to be sodomized as long as you take the woman's role, that would mean you are condemning your boyfriend (whom you claim to "love") to eternal damnation. I thought you "couldn't bear to hurt him". Some "soul mate" you are!

      This is undeniable proof that homosexuals are self-centered, depraved monsters incapable of love.

      2 – Us to use things other than our penis’s, such as sex toys (dildos, butt plugs etc) or vegetables (cucumbers, carrots etc) No. That is a disgusting abuse of God's gift of food. People are starving in Memphis, and you want to ram food in your exit. Disgusting AND selfish!

      The last thing I want to do is go to hell but at the same time I want to ignore God's commandments. If me and my boyfriend only do the two things that I have mentioned above will I still be allowed into heaven and be able to sleep with our lord for eternity? NO, you may not sodomize Jesus, either! I’m sure you can see the predicament that I am in and any advice would be greatly appreciated.

      Praise Jesus!!
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      • One-eyed Jack
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 1092

        #4
        Re: Hello i need advice on my homosexuality

        If you can't stand women, become a monk. Most monks are Catholic though -- a false path -- so perhaps you'd best become a hermit.

        Have you ever heard of Kerguelen Island? It is nearly uninhabited and the perfect place to wrestle in solitude with your unspeakable lusts. Prepare to spend your life completely alone in a sod hut in a howling wasteland if you want to stay right with God.

        Hope the hermit thing works out well for you. Have a nice day!

        ~~ OEJ

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        • lord warrior
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2007
          • 406

          #5
          Re: Hello i need advice on my homosexuality

          Did God not command that if your eye offend thee, pluck it out. And since your man goods are offending God and Jesus, any methods use for animal castration work well on humans too.

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