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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Hi there!

    Originally posted by Joe Kerry View Post
    That's what they call me here, are you swedish as well? Maybe we have met at Europakonferensen in Uppsala with Livets Ord?

    I don't have any favourite verses, they are all great but it's one that stands out from the other, i only read the swedish bible (new testament) but it's probobaly the same (it should be!) Joh 3:16 for example, beautiful.

    It's nice meeting you all but i have to go to bed now, im really tired and it's early morning here in sweden.
    John 3:16 is nice, but my favorite is John 3:18. Jesus makes it really clear that anyone who denies Him is Hellbound.

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: Hi there!

    Originally posted by Joe Kerry View Post
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    Though i must tell you that i have some american blood in my veins, maybe thats why God gave me this mission, to get sweden back on it's feet again. Yes God hates sweden but he wont turn his back to them as the swedes did to him!

    I hope you will accept me even if im not a member of your church.

    //Joe -
    A gracious welcome to our Godly Forums Joe – we could use your help with turning Sweden back to Jesus. Lord knows we have our hands full here in Godly America with fending off Obama's socialism, and our Godless LIEberals admiration for Swedish socialism.

    We seem to have imported a few other things from Sweden as well, and they may be at the root of some of our problems. There have been a few Saab cars on the road, and I was once forced to partake in a smorgasbord. Lutfisk needs to be repackaged as a vomit inducing remedy for the accidental swallowing of household cleaning supplies.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Hi there!

    Originally posted by Joe Kerry View Post
    That's what they call me here, are you swedish as well? Maybe we have met at Europakonferensen in Uppsala with Livets Ord?

    I don't have any favourite verses, they are all great but it's one that stands out from the other, i only read the swedish bible (new testament) but it's probobaly the same (it should be!) Joh 3:16 for example, beautiful.

    It's nice meeting you all but i have to go to bed now, im really tired and it's early morning here in sweden.
    I'm not Swedish, although I was arrested there (many years ago) for forcibly handing out pro-Christian literature.

    Wait: I was also arrested there another time prior to that for...well, let's just say that I had an adverse reaction to a prostate exam, and I went "off the reservation" for a couple of years.

    John 3:16 is a fine verse, and it gets many votes here at Landover Baptist from newcomers, but I find that I like Bible verses with a little more "bite" like:

    (Ezekiel 25:17) "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them."

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Re: Hi there!

    Originally posted by Joe Kerry View Post
    King James Bible? I have never heard of it before, is this a version of the bible or is it a new one? I would love to se some verses! Thanks again.
    It was written in 1611.

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  • Joe Kerry
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    Re: Hi there!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Hello Lars!

    What is your favorite Bible verse?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    That's what they call me here, are you swedish as well? Maybe we have met at Europakonferensen in Uppsala with Livets Ord?

    I don't have any favourite verses, they are all great but it's one that stands out from the other, i only read the swedish bible (new testament) but it's probobaly the same (it should be!) Joh 3:16 for example, beautiful.

    It's nice meeting you all but i have to go to bed now, im really tired and it's early morning here in sweden.

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  • Joe Kerry
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    Re: Hi there!

    Thanks Pastor William!
    We and about 3300 other swedish citizens go to a church called "Livets Ord" - should be something like "word of life" in english, it's a great church with wonderful people.
    My beautiful wife has given me 3 sons and i love them so, i'm raising them with the bible and therese almost no need for beating. We have a girl too.

    King James Bible? I have never heard of it before, is this a version of the bible or is it a new one? I would love to se some verses! Thanks again.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Hi there!

    Originally posted by Joe Kerry View Post
    I found this forum when researching about why god hates Sweden and i thought it would be a good idea to join this forum to support your church. I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church but i would love to be one. I'm actually from Sweden so if i spell something wrong or anything it's because english isn't my first language, sorry. Though i must tell you that i have some american blood in my veins, maybe thats why God gave me this mission, to get sweden back on it's feet again. Yes God hates sweden but he wont turn his back to them as the swedes did to him!

    I hope you will accept me even if im not a member of your church.

    //Joe -
    Hello Lars!

    What is your favorite Bible verse?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Re: Hi there!

    Welcome Joe. You seem the good sort.

    What church do you take your family to? How many sons has your wife borne you? May we have a reading of some of your favorite verses from the King James Bible?

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  • Joe Kerry
    started a topic Hi there!

    Hi there!

    I found this forum when researching about why god hates Sweden and i thought it would be a good idea to join this forum to support your church. I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church but i would love to be one. I'm actually from Sweden so if i spell something wrong or anything it's because english isn't my first language, sorry. Though i must tell you that i have some american blood in my veins, maybe thats why God gave me this mission, to get sweden back on it's feet again. Yes God hates sweden but he wont turn his back to them as the swedes did to him!

    I hope you will accept me even if im not a member of your church.

    //Joe -
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