I need help

[NoFriendofGod]

I feel as though I haven't been quite as good of a Christian as I'd like to think lately, so I need to come out and be straightforward (irony).
I don't know why, nor what the rhyme or reason for it is, but I'm not straight. I have feelings for one of my friends at school, and God knows I'm trying to change, but nothing is working. What should I do? Meditating on the word of the Lord our God has helped, but the feelings are still there. How can I save myself from this horrible fate? I've asked my pastor and he says that it's okay for me to be a gay man, and he still lets me serve as a deacon at our church, but something tells me it's not exactly right, and I don't know what to do. Help?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I feel as though I haven't been quite as good of a Christian as I'd like to think lately, so I need to come out and be straightforward (irony).
I don't know why, nor what the rhyme or reason for it is, but I'm not straight. I have feelings for one of my friends at school, and God knows I'm trying to change, but nothing is working. What should I do? Meditating on the word of the Lord our God has helped, but the feelings are still there. How can I save myself from this horrible fate? I've asked my pastor and he says that it's okay for me to be a gay man, and he still lets me serve as a deacon at our church, but something tells me it's not exactly right, and I don't know what to do. Help?

Have you considered becoming a eunuch for Christ?

And I suppose it's all right for you to be a homosexual . . . as long as you never have sex, or masturbate, or have lustful thoughts about anyone who isn't your lawfully-wedded female wife.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I feel as though I haven't been quite as good of a Christian as I'd like to think lately, so I need to come out and be straightforward (irony).
I don't know why, nor what the rhyme or reason for it is, but I'm not straight. I have feelings for one of my friends at school, and God knows I'm trying to change, but nothing is working. What should I do? Meditating on the word of the Lord our God has helped, but the feelings are still there. How can I save myself from this horrible fate? I've asked my pastor and he says that it's okay for me to be a gay man, and he still lets me serve as a deacon at our church, but something tells me it's not exactly right, and I don't know what to do. Help?

Dear Homoqueer;

You are no friend of God while you play hide the pickle with hairy sweaty strangers in public toilets. Whatever "pastor" told you those things is a demon who works for satan.

Meditating is an invitation to demon possession. Maybe that's how you caught the gay, I don't know. But if you want to avoid eternal damnation, there is only one path for you: Repent of your sodomite ways and accept Jesus (and the entire Holy Bible) NOW! TODAY!

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[NoFriendofGod]

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That's all fine and dandy, but how do I go about doing that? I'm a virgin so I thought that was enough, but how do I get over the feelings I have for my friend?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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That's all fine and dandy, but how do I go about doing that? I'm a virgin so I thought that was enough, but how do I get over the feelings I have for my friend?

Well the fact of you're virgen is help so the rest are easy: just NO DO it and then follow the rest of the advises of the Pastors who have say you stuffs already before me.

Remember: Just DON?T do any sodomizings and the rest are easy for you follow.


I mean like here vvv in the Bible it say you:


Leviticus 18:22Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is ABOMINATION.

Deuteronomy 25:16For all that doe such things, and all that doe vnrighteously, are an ABOMINATION vnto the Lord thy God.

Proverbs 3:32For the froward is ABOMINATION to the Lord: but his secret is with the righteous.

Proverbs 24:9The thought of foolishnesse is sinne: and the scorner is an ABOMINATION to men.

Isaiah 41:24Behold, ye are of nothing, and your worke of nought: an ABOMINATION is he that chooseth you.

I hope this advises are useful so you can reflex in them and be safed by Jesus our Lord what are in the Heaven.

YIC, Mari.

[Mikey Rewlande]

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Well the fact of you're virgen is help so the rest are easy: just NO DO it and then follow the rest of the advises of the Pastors who have say you stuffs already before me.

Remember: Just DON?T do any sodomizings and the rest are easy for you follow.


I mean like here vvv in the Bible it say you:


Leviticus 18:22Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is ABOMINATION.

Deuteronomy 25:16For all that doe such things, and all that doe vnrighteously, are an ABOMINATION vnto the Lord thy God.

Proverbs 3:32For the froward is ABOMINATION to the Lord: but his secret is with the righteous.

Proverbs 24:9The thought of foolishnesse is sinne: and the scorner is an ABOMINATION to men.

Isaiah 41:24Behold, ye are of nothing, and your worke of nought: an ABOMINATION is he that chooseth you.

I hope this advises are useful so you can reflex in them and be safed by Jesus our Lord what are in the Heaven.

YIC, Mari.

Lady, get some goddam English lessons. I don't understand what you are saying. If you're stuck ask someone to help you.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Well the fact of you're virgen is help so the rest are easy: just NO DO it and then follow the rest of the advises of the Pastors who have say you stuffs already before me.

Remember: Just DON?T do any sodomizings and the rest are easy for you follow.


I mean like here vvv in the Bible it say you:


Leviticus 18:22Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is ABOMINATION.

Deuteronomy 25:16For all that doe such things, and all that doe vnrighteously, are an ABOMINATION vnto the Lord thy God.

Proverbs 3:32For the froward is ABOMINATION to the Lord: but his secret is with the righteous.

Proverbs 24:9The thought of foolishnesse is sinne: and the scorner is an ABOMINATION to men.

Isaiah 41:24Behold, ye are of nothing, and your worke of nought: an ABOMINATION is he that chooseth you.

I hope this advises are useful so you can reflex in them and be safed by Jesus our Lord what are in the Heaven.

YIC, Mari.

Lady, get some goddam English lessons. I don't understand what you are saying. If you're stuck ask someone to help you.

She is doing just that, getting lessons. But rather than learning English she is learning a proper language like American. Many of us have already seen great strides in her studies and encouraging improvement, And a word of caution, Unsaved Trash must maintain a respectful tone to all Forum Members, especially toward True Christians(tm) and most especially True Christian(tm) pastors and reverends.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Lady, get some goddam English lessons. I don't understand what you are saying. If you're stuck ask someone to help you.

As Bible Student say you I AM getting lessons. I'm better that I were before you know. This because are freindly people here are help me too.

And YOU perhap sould get some goddams manners sir.

Is nice to be nice sometime you know. But I forgive you for transgresion. I'm no so sure about God however.

The humility go a long way. And manners also. You need a bucket of the both.


YIC, Mari.

[James Dewitt]

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Lady, get some goddam English lessons. I don't understand what you are saying. If you're stuck ask someone to help you.

Don't come in here and speak Blasphemy!
Leviticus 24:13-16
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him. And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.


We have stones, and we are not afraid to use them!

[NoFriendofGod]

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This is probably a very bad time to ask this, but does kissing constitute as sodomy?

[James Dewitt]

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This is probably a very bad time to ask this, but does kissing constitute as sodomy?

As long as it is between a man and a woman no. Man on man yes, or at least a warm up exercise.

[NoFriendofGod]

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Oh...
Thank you. I really need to study up on this stuff...

[Living_Water]

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The humility go a long way. And manners also. You need a bucket of the both.


YIC, Mari.

Mari your words are always so friendly and true. Jesus is clearly in your heart!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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FriendofGod, every once in awhile, a great while, a case like yours comes along. Keep in mind that loopholes in the Bible are extremely rare. One example is the possible free pass women got with the 'man laying with man' passages. Lesbians may have dodged a bullet on this one but possibly a very devoted Bible scholar may have stumbled across a passage that may even includes woman on woman.

There may a way to keep out of the boiling lake of lava AND fulfill your desires for sodomy, but it will take some doing. Drive to a rough, minority neighborhood late on a friday night with a baggie filled with oregano sticking out of your shirt pocket. This will cause you to be arrested. But here is the good news, before the police analyse the contents of the baggie, you will have been sodomised against your will in the drunk tank! Try to put up a good fight so the other inmates don't catch on, even though it will only delay the gang rape you will most certainly get. When Jesus rewinds the film of your life and gets to this part, He may suspect a trick, so no guarantees on this one. But look at it another way, even if this stunt winds up being your ticket to Hell, there will be plenty of sodomising going on down there by twelve foot purple Demons, so it's a win-win situation for you!

If you are the type of homo that enjoys giving, then I'm afraid there is no hope for you. Hope this helps!

[NoFriendofGod]

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Well, that's the thing, I don't want sex. Call me crazy, but I want a long lasting monogamous relationship. I suppose that just by wanting that I'm crazy, because most gay guys I know are the lustful, substance abusing, God hating, manwhores that everyone stereotypes them to be. Hence why I want to remain a sober virgin. Unless, however unlikely this may be, I meet another guy like myself, but odds are I'll be single, sober, and virgin for the remainder of my life. So if that's not good enough to avoid damnation, then I don't know what to do, but hey, it could be worse;
I could be a liberal.