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  • Miss Fedora
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    • Mar 2011
    • 28

    #1

    Hello

    I currently haven't found a church with views that are similar to mine but yours are! I don't have a church, i don't have a favorite bible verse (It is very hard to choose!) My parents brang me up christian, Praise the lord for that! Atleast im not some unsaved trash, wiccan/witch slutty whore! And i would be willing to join this church or, a different church i heard that has similar views to this church, I haven't found it yet so this one is my best bet!
    Being apart of a satanist cult is the epitome of madness!
    For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)
  • PetitionLady
    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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    • Nov 2010
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    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
    I currently haven't found a church with views that are similar to mine but yours are! I don't have a church, i don't have a favorite bible verse (It is very hard to choose!) My parents brang me up christian, Praise the lord for that! Atleast im not some unsaved trash, wiccan/witch slutty whore! And i would be willing to join this church or, a different church i heard that has similar views to this church, I haven't found it yet so this one is my best bet!
    Being apart of a satanist cult is the epitome of madness!
    Praise God! Friend, you have found the right place.

    Jesus has been calling you and here you are! This is a day for celebration!



    IT IS A GOOD THING TO GIVE THANKS UNTO THE LORD, AND TO SING PRAISES UNTO THY NAME, O MOST HIGH: Psalm 92:1
    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
    ~Matt. 10:33

    ~~~~~~~
    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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    • Miss Fedora
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      • Mar 2011
      • 28

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Thank you very much! So how do I join this wonderful church?
      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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      • Born Again Bob
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2318

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
        Thank you very much! So how do I join this wonderful church?
        Dear Friend,

        We will provide an e-mail to Paypal your introductory tithe!



        Yours in Him,
        BAB

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        • PetitionLady
          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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          • Nov 2010
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          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
          Dear Friend,

          We will provide an e-mail to Paypal your introductory tithe!



          Yours in Him,
          BAB
          Beautiful advice!

          As every man hath received the gift, even so minister the same one to another, as good stewards of the manifold grace of God. 1 Peter 4:10

          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33

          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • Miss Fedora
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            • Mar 2011
            • 28

            #6
            Re: Hello

            I have to pay to join?
            For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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            • PetitionLady
              Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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              • Nov 2010
              • 883

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
              I have to pay to join?
              Friend, it's not about paying, it's about tithing. Where are your current tithes going?
              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
              ~Matt. 10:33

              ~~~~~~~
              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
                I currently haven't found a church with views that are similar to mine but yours are! I don't have a church, i don't have a favorite bible verse (It is very hard to choose!) My parents brang me up christian, Praise the lord for that! Atleast im not some unsaved trash, wiccan/witch slutty whore! And i would be willing to join this church or, a different church i heard that has similar views to this church, I haven't found it yet so this one is my best bet!
                Being apart of a satanist cult is the epitome of madness!
                Welcome!

                A few questions for you:

                With what views of yours do we agree, specifically?

                Why do you think that a church should have views similar to yours? Shouldn't every church's views agree with God's views, as expressed in the Bible?

                What is your first language? How long have you been speaking English?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Miss Fedora
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                  • Mar 2011
                  • 28

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  nowhere, i have nowhere for my tithes to go at the moment.
                  For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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                  • Miss Fedora
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                    • Mar 2011
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    I agree with all the church's views! my fisrt language is english and i have been speaking it all my life! I think that i should share views with the church because if they don't, they shun me, call me evil or call my views offensive, at this church here they do not, this is Jesus' favorite church and i know i will be saved here.
                    For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
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                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
                      my fisrt language is english and i have been speaking it all my life!
                      Oh, dear.

                      You must have gone to public schools, poor thing.

                      You might want to take a couple of remedial reading classes so you can comprehend the King James 1611 Bible.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • PetitionLady
                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Miss Fedora View Post
                        I agree with all the church's views! my fisrt language is english and i have been speaking it all my life! I think that i should share views with the church because if they don't, they shun me, call me evil or call my views offensive, at this church here they do not, this is Jesus' favorite church and i know i will be saved here.
                        Friend, it's all worthwhile when even one person coming here speaks those words ... from the heart. And follows through.

                        You're in good hands at God's favorite forum. You'll learn a lot ... this IS the day the Lord has made! Amen.

                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • Miss Fedora
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                          • Mar 2011
                          • 28

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          i very much appreciate your advice! I'm off to a holy dinner, fully respecting views in the bible and will be back soon for more christian activities and more prayer!
                          For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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                          • PetitionLady
                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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                            • Nov 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Rev. Rodimer, I think we lost her.
                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                            ~Matt. 10:33

                            ~~~~~~~
                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                            • Miss Fedora
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                              • Mar 2011
                              • 28

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              I am back! Praise Jesus! The dinner was lovely!
                              For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (john 3:16) (If this isnt the correct version of this bible verse let me know!)

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