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  • Born Again Bob
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2318

    #1

    What has two thumbs, no penis, and loves the Lord?

    THIS GUY!
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: What has two thumbs, no penis, and loves the Lord?

    ME TOO!!!

    I see the power of Jesus has entered you today Brother!

    GLORY!!!

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #3
      Re: What has two thumbs, no penis, and loves the Lord?

      ¡¡Then I also I'm suppose!!


      Hold a minute..? Why are you have no 'pichurri'??
      Are you a woman or had you accident tragic and unexpect in the past..??

      Sorry for this personal questions but I'm confuse whiit this...

      YIC, Mari
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Born Again Bob
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2318

        #4
        Re: What has two thumbs, no penis, and loves the Lord?

        Dear Sister,

        Click on my scissors medal to find out -- or read Matthew 19:12!

        Yours in Him,
        BAB <--- Chipper With the Snippers!

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        • Caitlin4God
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2011
          • 12

          #5
          Re: What has two thumbs, no penis, and loves the Lord?

          Oh my!! I didn't know that you'd removed that much brother Bob I thought it was only the removal of the lower portion. (pardon my language)

          It just goes to show how much you love our Lord brother you inspire me to further my dedication God Almighty

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          • Born Again Bob
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2318

            #6
            Re: What has two thumbs, no penis, and loves the Lord?

            Dear Sister,

            You know how you start pulling a thread on a sweater and you don't know when to stop?

            BAB
            Posted via Mobile Device

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            • Jo Freddie
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              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: What has two thumbs, no penis, and loves the Lord?

              Have you confused Freehold Iowa with Farnham's Freehold?
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