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  • Brother Davey
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2011
    • 4

    #1

    Hello From Evil Singapore

    Hi All,

    This is Brother Davey from Singapore. I need your help in converting all the heathens here in Singapore. True Christians are such a minority here because the government has tried to make the Moslims, Hindoos, and Christians play nice. I need to help convince the few True Christians to stand up and argue in the streets and risk going to jail for Jesus. The large mega churches here are soft because they do preach going door to door bringing Jesus to the people.

    Praise Jesus,

    PS please send me money so I can start the Jail for Jesus society here in Singapore. I will give you my paypal account info is you send me private message.
    Living for Jesus the only way I know how. All praise Yehweh ben Yehweh
  • Andre-Bartholomew
    Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
    • Mar 2011
    • 103

    #2
    Re: Hello From Evil Singapore

    Hellow and welcome.

    Please tell us where you attend church, your fav. verses from the bible, and how you find Jesus our Lord and saviour?

    dont really think any true Christian can be born in Singapore, but well have your chance

    Davey? sounds pretty much like Darvin to me? are you an Atheist??

    God's Blessings

    Andre - Fidei Defensor.
    I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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    • Brother Davey
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      Under Investigation
      • Mar 2011
      • 4

      #3
      Re: Hello From Evil Singapore

      Oh forgot to post the intro stuff.

      I do not go to church here in Singapore because none of them are True Christian churches. I want to start one here, so can any one give me a website for an online seminary which will ordain me?

      My favorite Bible verse: I love them all, but my favorite are those that preach the judgement from God. I am on fire in my love for God and all humanity that I need to tell people how God, who I love, is going judge them. Oh Praise Jesus!!!

      I did not become a True Christian until I went to college. I was a drunk druggy student fornicating with both the girls and boys in my dorm. One day a knock came on my door from the guy who lived below me. At first I thought he was going to complain about all the floor pounding sex, but he handed me a Bible and told me to read it once I finished fornicating with the slut on my bed or else he tell the dorm director. Also, he said he would ask me what I read the next day to verify I read it. I am not sure he was a truly a True Christian because he said I could fornicating and then read the Bible. Maybe he liked to listen to the sex sounds???

      By Gods grace the verse I found was this one: "For this ye know of a surety, that no fornicator, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, which is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and God. Let no man deceive you with empty words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the sons of disobedience." Ephesians 5:5-6. I gave my heart to Jesus the next day when Collin, the guy from below, explained that I am going to hell unless I became a True Christian. He told me that in hell you will burn forever because God loves all mankind and sent Jesus to save me. Need I say more.... I became a True Christian.

      By the Love of Jesus we are saved!!!
      Living for Jesus the only way I know how. All praise Yehweh ben Yehweh

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      • Brother Davey
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        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2011
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Hello From Evil Singapore

        I was born in the God's country... The US God blessed A.

        Also, my parents did name me Darwin, but I changed it David after I became a Christian. David was taken in the system so I picked Davey.
        Living for Jesus the only way I know how. All praise Yehweh ben Yehweh

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        • Andre-Bartholomew
          Unsaved trash, pretending to be a snail gulper
          • Mar 2011
          • 103

          #5
          Re: Hello From Evil Singapore

          Originally posted by Brother Davey View Post
          I was born in the God's country... The US God blessed A.

          Also, my parents did name me Darwin, but I changed it David after I became a Christian. David was taken in the system so I picked Davey.

          Well what bible did he give you??

          If it wasn't the KJV then it isn't a real bible!

          and by that you cant be a true Christian.

          Well if you already lived in the great U.S. then we move down to Ongo bongo land??

          Besides do you even have to knowlegde to become a Rev. yourself, if you want to build you own so called "church"?

          God's blessings.

          Andre - Fidei Defensor
          I'm Alpha and Omega. The begining and the end.

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