[Felicity]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

This laptop is dreadfully slow.

Why not pray for a faster one?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

I'm sorry. She was being sarcastic. Not wasn't. This laptop is dreadfully slow.

Friend, I'm getting the feeling that you two probably never really thought about Christianity. There's a good chance you're following some sort of cherry-picker, cafeteria Christian church. Why don't you two tell us a little bit more about your faith and your church?

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Friend, I'm getting the feeling that you two probably never really thought about Christianity. There's a good chance you're following some sort of cherry-picker, cafeteria Christian church. Why don't you two tell us a little bit more about your faith and your church?

I don't go to chuch... I literally don't have the time. I mean. Not while i'm touring and such, but when I'm off the tour, I go to a small little church in the deserts of California. And who do you mean by two? And makes you think that?

Why not pray for a faster one?

HA! Trust me. I have. But thanks to my brother, I can just go out and buy one. Thank you Jesus!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

I don't go to chuch... I literally don't have the time. I mean. Not while i'm touring and such, but when I'm off the tour, I go to a small little church in the deserts of California. And who do you mean by two? And makes you think that?

I meant you and your friend. You know, the one you're supposedly sitting right next to.

Look, this forum exists so we can praise Jesus and discuss how great the Bible is. Do you have anything to talk about along those lines? Any questions about scripture?

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

I meant you and your friend. You know, the one you're supposedly sitting right next to.

Look, this forum exists so we can praise Jesus and discuss how great the Bible is. Do you have anything to talk about along those lines? Any questions about scripture?

Ahh.. Bethanie. I kind of figured that. Just wanted to make sure. Hmm... Questions about scripture? Yes. I suppose I do. In the bible where it says “Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him. For the Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.” 1 Samuel 16:7 to be exact. That's about acceptance riiiight?? >.> Then why do you hate my brother, my band, and I suppose... myself. So much, when you don't even know us?
I suppose that doesn't count though. I guess I should ask this. Are you and your church ana-baptists?

[MisterM]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him. For the Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.” 1 Samuel 16:7 to be exact.

1 Samuel 16:7 says " But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart."

You are reading some heathen book, not bible. I think you are here to mock us but thats ok, Matthew 5:11-12 tells that is just blessing to us.

[Bible Student]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Originally Posted by Bible Student
Oh my goodness. That is just so very sinful. What is it about panda bears that you find sexually attractive?

Pansexual means someone can love someone, no matter the gender.

Exactly how many different genders do you think we have on earth? Can you give evidence of any different genders on other planets? There are only two ways of loving someone on earth, as a homersexural and the right way.

I hope you all know that she's joking with you. I'm sitting next to her right now.

In other words you are a guy pretending to be a girl, or a girl pretending to be a guy. I don't think either of your split personalities was joking. Why don't you make up your mind whether you want to pretend to be a guy or a girl and stick with it?

You all need to lay back a little. And sir, spunk is not filthy langauge. It doesn't mean anything sexual or wrong. It means she admires your perseverance.

Your apology is accepted.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Ahh.. Bethanie. I kind of figured that. Just wanted to make sure. Hmm... Questions about scripture? Yes. I suppose I do. In the bible where it says “Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him. For the Lord sees not as man sees: man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.” 1 Samuel 16:7 to be exact. That's about acceptance riiiight?? >.> Then why do you hate my brother, my band, and I suppose... myself. So much, when you don't even know us?
I suppose that doesn't count though. I guess I should ask this. Are you and your church ana-baptists?

Dear friend, I see that you are not using the KJV1611 Bible.

1 Samuel 16:7 (in the KJV Bible) says: But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.

God does not see a persons apperance, he judges you after how you have lived your life!

YIC
Elisabeth

[Brother Temperance]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Why is True Christian trademarked?

To prevent false "christians", of which there are many, from using it.

It would actually make me intensely happy if you would come out of the closet. A lot of us are on your side. We're all waiting for you. You don't have to be afraid.

I could say exactly the same to you. The love for Jesus you feel deep down in your tiny black heart is nothing to be ashamed of.

Pansexual means someone can love someone, no matter the gender. I hope you all know that she's joking with you. I'm sitting next to her right now. You all need to lay back a little.

No thank you! You need to take a long cold shower.

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Exactly how many different genders do you think we have on earth? Can you give evidence of any different genders on other planets? There are only two ways of loving someone on earth, as a homersexural and the right way.



In other words you are a guy pretending to be a girl, or a girl pretending to be a guy. I don't think either of your split personalities was joking. Why don't you make up your mind whether you want to pretend to be a guy or a girl and stick with it?

Ahem... No. I know AllIWantIsLove, her real name is Bethanie, we live in the same apartment, she's sitting right next to me on my couch drinking a cup of coffee while watching a movie. I have no split personalities... And Bethanie was being SARCASTIC towards the lesbian person. *sigh* Pansexual is just the same as "bisexual" they are both wrong. And different forms of homorsexurality. Gah.. Now you've got me spelling homosexuality like you. I think some of your True Christian goo is getting on me.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Ahem... No. I know AllIWantIsLove, her real name is Bethanie, we live in the same apartment, she's sitting right next to me on my couch drinking a cup of coffee while watching a movie. I have no split personalities...

She's my neighbour and a friend of my older brother.

I am confused, this is too much for my woman brain, do you live togheter or are you just her neighbour?

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Dear friend, I see that you are not using the KJV1611 Bible.

1 Samuel 16:7 (in the KJV Bible) says: But the Lord said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the Lord seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.

God does not see a persons apperance, he judges you after how you have lived your life!

YIC
Elisabeth

Gasp!! I'm sorry, I didn't have a bible on me at the time so I googled the verse I wanted, it must've came up with the New Internation Version, or whatever other wrong versions there are. But thank you for correcting me.

[KobraKid]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

I am confused, this is too much for my woman brain, do you live togheter or are you just her neighbour?

I'm sorry, I should've been more clear :/ We live in the same apartment complex. Her apartment is next door to mine. She's just visiting me right now. Just a visit between childhood playmates.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

God does not see a persons apperance, he judges you after how you have lived your life!

YIC
Elisabeth

Sister Elisabeth is correct here; God doesn't judge according to our physical attractiveness. It's entirely possible for somebody to just be plain old ugly and still be a good, God-fearing True Christian(tm).

HOWEVER, that doesn't give you a right to go around dressing like a goth or trying to look like a demon!

"Abstain from all appearance of evil." 1 Thessalonians 5:22

"And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish... and all such as are clothed with strange apparel." Zephaniah 1:8

I hope this has given you something to think about.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: My Friend Is A Lesbian... Help!!

Gasp!! I'm sorry, I didn't have a bible on me at the time so I googled the verse I wanted, it must've came up with the New Internation Version, or whatever other wrong versions there are. But thank you for correcting me.

Oh, it's alright, but you should always have the KJV Bible with you! Think is Jesus comes walking through the door and you sit there without a Bible!

I'm sorry, I should've been more clear :/ We live in the same apartment complex. Her apartment is next door to mine. She's just visiting me right now. Just a visit between childhood playmates.

Oh, I see, I have never lived in an apartment but I think that sounds valid! I will pray for you to find yourselves a husband and wife, and produce many True Christians!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth