Brother in exile

[Brother Thelonious]

It must be Gods way that I stumbled upon this oasis of clear thinking, this altar of pureness to worship our Lord on the pagan place called internet. After I heard the call for the first time, I spent time in America but are now back in my native country - Sweden - the land of heretics.

I act as Gods soldier against the pagan people who even though they know that they face eternal damnation still turn their back to God. I spend many hours per day in prayer, asking for strength - watching these people on their life's journey to hell takes it toll.

I seek your embracement and your prayers as I am nothing but a Gods humble servant left in this godforsaken country of sinners.

Favourite verse in King James: 1 Kings 18:24

"And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the LORD: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken."

[Cursed]

Re: Brother in exile

Hello Mr. Thelonious!

I am Cursed, the lowliest of the True Christians, but still better than you!

My load is heavy, but even a beast of burden can find his way to the narrow gate to Heaven with proper guidance. I am proof of that, Amen!

I'm sorry that you are in Sweden; perhaps you are also accursed by the LORD? If it is your lot in life to suffer like myself, so be it, Heaven will be all the richer to us. Praise God!

It is nice to have a proper introduction from a first-time poster, most new unsaved trash are inconceivably rude. Well done.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brother in exile

Welcome Mr. Monk. Have you ever solved a murder?

I love meeting foreign Christians, even if they are swiss. It must be very hard practicing your love of Jesus in a country where the police consider it a serious crime.

Tell me about your story of depravity and how you came to find Jesus holding you firmly and relieving you of your sticky demons.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Brother in exile

It must be Gods way that I stumbled upon this oasis of clear thinking, this altar of pureness to worship our Lord on the pagan place called internet. After I heard the call for the first time, I spent time in America but are now back in my native country - Sweden - the land of heretics.

I act as Gods soldier against the pagan people who even though they know that they face eternal damnation still turn their back to God. I spend many hours per day in prayer, asking for strength - watching these people on their life's journey to hell takes it toll.

I seek your embracement and your prayers as I am nothing but a Gods humble servant left in this godforsaken country of sinners.

Favourite verse in King James: 1 Kings 18:24

"And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the LORD: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken."

Hello Thelonious! Welcome to the friendliest Christian forum in the innernets.

(I hope your name doesn't mean you listen to that filthy nigra jazz "music")

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Brother in exile

Hi.
Bill.

I am on a mission to save your lot. By coming here you will make my work slightly less tedious. Pay attention and listen to the pastors and maybe I'll score a day off next year.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Brother in exile

Hello Brother Thelonious,
I am so happy to see that there are so many pastors who are helping this country to become better! (it was with the help of a pastor that my father became a True Christian!)
Welcome to this wonderful forum,

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[HTannor]

Re: Brother in exile

It took only a short reading to understand the true meaning of the way you titled your introduction.

I was in fear that Idi Amin's brother was trying to break into our "Peaceful Paradise of Landover®" looking for his brother's next meal.

It's a great relief you're not one of "those."

[Brother Thelonious]

Re: Brother in exile

Greetings again fellow believers, I will try to tell you a little bit more about myself and my journey from depravity.

To understand the path I walked you must know some basic facts about how Christianity work (or actually don't work) in the godforsaken parts of northern Europe. Churches were built in the 14th and 15th century and have hardly been used since then. If visited, you become the main tourist attraction and will be spoken about for the rest of the week, or until next vodka day which ever comes first. I met up with a pastor who tried to join the scattered christians who throughout time had made unhealthy modifications to the true faith and by doing so creating a new congregation where focus were put back on the Lord.

This is where I was saved. During my prayers I was lifted, I was floating towards a bright light and I found myself on my knees crying "It is true! You are true!".

Years later I moved to the United States and was soon embraced by a Baptist pastor who taught me that even though I thought myself as a good Christian, my mind had been depraved and corrupted by the multi cultural new age sprit that is very modern in Sweden at the moment. I followed his advices and upon my return to Sweden, I was terrified of the neegrow influence that had been taking place during my absence from the country.

My name - I can assure you that it has nothing to do with hippetihop, jazz or other bluegumed associated music. It just happens to be the only alcohol I do dink. I categorize beer as "Strong drinks" and look at Proverbs 20:1
Further it's regrettable that it (the name) is strongly associated with the above mentioned styles of music.

There's one verse that I feel comfortable with in my daily suffering: 1 John 1:5-7

Finally let us take a look at the differences between Sweden and Switzerland.

Sweden: Pagans, Ikea, Volvo and drunks.
Switzerland: Child abusing catholics, criminal bank accounts and chocolate.

[Brother Thelonious]

Re: Brother in exile

Hello again,

After a long week at work, I look forward to tomorrows service but only to be saddened to watch how little people who claim themselves to be Christians actually know about the Lord. I therefore seek your advice on how to enlighten them.

Matthew 28:19-20

[Brother Thelonious]

Re: Brother in exile

What a day,

Today when I arrived at work I was chocked to find that a barbershop group performed filthy jazz music in the entrance of our company. They were polluting the atmosphere and disturbing the peace. I lost the will to work and instead go to church and talk to my pastor.

Lately I've found that nobody have responded to my posts and that my thread have plummet to the bottom and I feel lost and without guidance.

Your brother in Christ,

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Brother in exile

After a long week at work, I look forward to tomorrows service but only to be saddened to watch how little people who claim themselves to be Christians actually know about the Lord. I therefore seek your advice on how to enlighten them.

SMACK EM IN THE FACE!
SMACK EM IN THE FACE!
SMACK EM IN THE FACE WITH TRUTH!