This is for fucking real?

[hazzy@hazzy.co.uk]

Serious now, you guys put this stuff up on the web just to mock people and laugh, is this just one big experiment to see how many ppl you can piss off and bait in to angry internet flame wars?

You seriously can't be that blind to the real fucking world can you...

Do people actual give you money to support your "faith"???? do they know they are being scammed by you people - i laughed when i read one post telling people to give everything they have to the cause, yet one of your "truest ever Christians" can afford a house keeper (as they fired her for some reason!)

you are making are either very smart with this experiment or really are as fucking stupid as your posts seem.

I expect the ban hammer, to be thrown upon this throw away able account... it doesn't matter - I just need to say

The earth is no flat!!! FACT
The earth and mankind has been in existence for millions of years FACT (6day WTF!!!)
There is no water around the earth - FACT
The sun is not made of coal - FACT
The sun is not 500 miles above our heads - FACT

you should be smart enough to understand that if there is a god he was smart enough to place the true message of the universe between the lines not everyone as the exact, put in a language the world can understand.

Your hate for others that seem to go beyond what your bible calls for, is just a wall to hide behind - you are no more Christian that I am... you welcome the death of other life when you Christ came to save all mankind regardless of what he believes.... you have your messages mixed up my friends and you really should look for some professional mental help...

respect others and be loving and caring - and have faith and make the world a better place - don't raise cash to prove the world is flat or buy kits to check out the spectrum of the 500m coal sun - Use that money to feed the homeless

Don't give this church money instead go out and buy sleeping bags and cookers with gas and tins of soup and food and give it to the homeless or send to the 3rd world... make a difference in the real world don't buy in to this shit --- take a step back and see the facts you are being conned!!!

Signed
NOT A CHRISTIAN - JUST A NORMAL HUMAN STUCK ON THIS ROCK WITH YOU LOT!!!

and please get rid of this as well its shows that the cunts that kill people in the name of terror have won - you given in, you letting them win you mock them cause your scared - its not a funny sign... it might be enough to push someone in to crashing another plane! DON'T POKE THAT BEAR!!!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

Hazzy, I can see you have come here because you feel you have questions that need answering. You may not know it but I know that God has guided you here. I think if you look deep into your heart you will know it to be true too. Accept Jesus as your saviour, you and I both know that is your true desire.

Your future brother in Christ

Jack

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

Serious now, you guys put this stuff up on the web just to mock people and laugh, is this just one big experiment to see how many ppl you can piss off and bait in to angry internet flame wars?

You seriously can't be that blind to the real piffleing world can you...

Do people actual give you money to support your "faith"???? do they know they are being scammed by you people - i laughed when i read one post telling people to give everything they have to the cause, yet one of your "truest ever Christians" can afford a house keeper (as they fired her for some reason!)

you are making are either very smart with this experiment or really are as piffleing stupid as your posts seem.

I expect the ban hammer, to be thrown upon this throw away able account... it doesn't matter - I just need to say

The earth is no flat!!! FACT
The earth and mankind has been in existence for millions of years FACT (6day WTF!!!)
There is no water around the earth - FACT
The sun is not made of coal - FACT
The sun is not 500 miles above our heads - FACT

you should be smart enough to understand that if there is a god he was smart enough to place the true message of the universe between the lines not everyone as the exact, put in a language the world can understand.

Your hate for others that seem to go beyond what your bible calls for, is just a wall to hide behind - you are no more Christian that I am... you welcome the death of other life when you Christ came to save all mankind regardless of what he believes.... you have your messages mixed up my friends and you really should look for some professional mental help...

respect others and be loving and caring - and have faith and make the world a better place - don't raise cash to prove the world is flat or buy kits to check out the spectrum of the 500m coal sun - Use that money to feed the homeless

Don't give this church money instead go out and buy sleeping bags and cookers with gas and tins of soup and food and give it to the homeless or send to the 3rd world... make a difference in the real world don't buy in to this shit --- take a step back and see the facts you are being conned!!!

Signed
NOT A CHRISTIAN - JUST A NORMAL HUMAN STUCK ON THIS ROCK WITH YOU LOT!!!

and please get rid of this as well its shows that the cooters that kill people in the name of terror have won - you given in, you letting them win you mock them cause your scared - its not a funny sign... it might be enough to push someone in to crashing another plane! DON'T POKE THAT BEAR!!!

Let me get this straight:

You respect all religions?

Don't you realize that only one religion can be true? That religion must be True Christianity(tm), because it is the only religion that is true by definition.

There is no water around the Earth?

Even the Round Earthists believe in the ocean.

You think we should curb our free speech because some savages will murder hundreds of people if we don't?

I think that makes you a sissy. We are True Christian(tm) warriors here. The people that Muslims kill are hand selected by God, just like everyone who dies. They are either His elect, being whisked up to Heaven, or they are His enemies, being dragged down to Hell.

Stop being such a cooter.

[Pure_Angel]

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You should not swear so much, there are ladies, and girls as myself, here you know!
And you don't seem to be a True Christian, have you read the KJV Bible?(or any bible at all?)

And what is your proof of all those facts you have? Does it say in the KJV Bible?

YIC,
Elisabeth

[Marshall]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

Muslims are clowns. Their faith is ridiculous and its just an excuse for them to live out their murderous tendencies. They are of the Devil and if they blow up planes they know well simply bomb and kill their people for a decade or so. No problem for the US because Jesus is on our side. For every US citizen or soldier killed we get to kill 100 of theirs. Look it up! Liberals say were losing but numbers dont lie! Weve lost less than 1% of what they have lost in terms of deaths. Youd figure theyd surrender and accept the Lord by now but because they are Islamists and therefore incapable of rational thinking, they persist. They blow up a HumVee and we blow up a building full of plainclothed terrorists or bomb a hoarde of them walking down the street. Seems to me the thing to do would be give up and follow Jesus. Clearly the only explanation is that they are husks of evil shaped like dirty humans. They are here to destroy Christianity so they are here on Satans behalf and must be destroyed themselves.

This:is the least of their worries.
They need to be more concerned with this:

But without this: they are certainly doomed.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

Serious now, you guys put this stuff up on the web just to mock people and laugh, is this just one big experiment to see how many ppl you can piss off and bait in to angry internet flame wars?

No, of course it isn't. Don't be silly. If we were trolling, why would we put so much effort into quoting the King James Bible exactly as it is, and in proper context? Wouldn't we want to alter the text to make it somehow funny? The inescapable conclusion, dear friend, is that we are here to teach people the reality about Christianity and the Holy Bible.

[hazzy@hazzy.co.uk]

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for the record
I received this infraction of your rules for a point of view... is this how you deal with views and statements that are against your own or from another point of view?

A infraction for "swearing" or for "not being an introduction" is understandable, yet to have my own freedom of speech punish in this way... seems to go against what "Marshall Righteous and Patriotic" message was....

Censorship perhaps?

This is for piffleing real? 04-08-2011
04:37 PM 04-18-2011
04:37 PM 10 Confusing facts and fiction

I won't bother reposting all the FACTS I have outlined above as the accepted by the majority of the world responses have already been posted in the subjects own threads.

Why i was brought here.... because i feel sorry for your misunderstanding and ignorance.... at the same time I thinking its a wonderful personal quality to follow your faith in such a strong matter... and to that i take my hat off... but you guys have some wacky ideas, which leads me to believe this is a windup to get people to flame you....

[Marshall]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

Flames? Us?
Friend the only flames we are worried about are beneath the ribs at the Sunday buffet after the service.

You should re read our conversations and teachings and look up the verses in your own KJV Bible to see for yourself the error of your ways. We are spreading True Christianity(tm) so folks can make up their own minds to turn or burn.

[Nobar King]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

yet to have my own freedom of speech punish in this way...

Censorship perhaps?

Look, boy, you are not even in the United States, so you can't even claim that right.

[hazzy@hazzy.co.uk]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

for the record (again)

I got another one...

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Whining about a well deserved infraction
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Be like a man instead!
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This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.


I can now see that I won't get any common sense responses - the only decent response was from Pastor Isaac Peters, who understand what I was asking and answered the question... you could learn from him perhaps...

Will i get another infraction for this one I wonder or maybe a ban? lets see...

- Felicity - is that your natural hair colour? might explain something to me...

[Bible Student]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

Flames? Us?
Friend the only flames we are worried about are beneath the ribs at the Sunday buffet after the service.

You should re read our conversations and teachings and look up the verses in your own KJV Bible to see for yourself the error of your ways. We are spreading True Christianity™ so folks can make up their own minds to turn or burn.

Excuse me for interrupting, but did Rev. Rodimer take care of the problem with the barbeque sauce?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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- Felicity - is that your natural hair colour? might explain something to me...

How dare you subject sweet, young Felicity to your venomous racism against blondes! Everyone here has been very polite with you despite the fact that you are a black-toothed tea-gulping soccer hooligan.

[hazzy@hazzy.co.uk]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

her comments in the infraction were in my mind sexist... tit for tac... eye for eye and all that...

and yes everyone has while not receptive to my comments have not been overly rude... and i don't expect them too be in the future either...

[Nobar King]

Re: This is for piffleing real?

Why do you think you are going to be banned? People aren't banned for being wrong, obstinate, or stupid. People get banned for making death threats against baby Jesus, or for spamming his forum with inappropriate material.

We want to help you find the light of Jesus, not banish you to hell. We wouldn't be good Christians if we didn't do that.

However, you have to want to become a True Christian. It's not something that can be forced upon you.

I'm sure the reason that you joined this forum was to learn more about Christianity and what it can do for you.

Hang out for a while, and maybe stop being so negative. It gets me down.

[hazzy@hazzy.co.uk]

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Sure, i believe in understanding and you can only learn through understanding...

please share with me, why you became a true christian and why this version of Christianity called out to you other say Roman Catholic or the likes?