HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

[Heather95]

Okay, so as you may know, I am an ex-lesbian. In college, I began to think that females where... attractive. But then I found Christianity and relized that my ways where sinful. I got married and had five children for the Lord.
But yesterday night I went to pull my son out of the GSA (Gay-Straight Allience) at his school, and hopefully give him a firm beating when I got home, when I saw one the mother of one of his lesbo 'friends'
I looked at her and I felt an odd tingling and my eyes where drawn to her nice, round, beautiful breasts.
So I went home, punished my son for supporting queers and then prayed all night, but I am still thinking of this women. What do I do???

[Sophia Chipman]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

Okay, so as you may know, I am an ex-lesbian. In college, I began to think that females where... attractive. But then I found Christianity and relized that my ways where sinful. I got married and had five children for the Lord.
But yesterday night I went to pull my son out of the GSA (Gay-Straight Allience) at his school, and hopefully give him a firm beating when I got home, when I saw one the mother of one of his lesbo 'friends'
I looked at her and I felt an odd tingling and my eyes where drawn to her nice, round, beautiful breasts.
So I went home, punished my son for supporting queers and then prayed all night, but I am still thinking of this women. What do I do???

Apparently, you are not an ex-lezbo. Disgusting!

[Heather95]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

Apparently, you are not an ex-lezbo. Disgusting!

Well it isnt MY fault. I've been a good, god-loving, christian woman forthe past 16 years! I dont want to be a dyke!

[Pure_Angel]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

Well it isnt MY fault. I've been a good, god-loving, christian woman forthe past 16 years! I dont want to be a dyke!

Ofcourse it is your fault, you must have done something that have made God angry!
My advice is to lock yourself up in your prayer shack and pray, over and over again. Read the KJV Bible over and over again and repent your sins.
I am sorry to say this, but I don't think you have ever been a ex-gay, I just think you have been denying the fact that God doesn't love you.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Heather95]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

My advice is to lock yourself up in your prayer shack and pray, over and over again.

But... I don't have a prayer shack. My husband says that a good beating does more then a shack ever would

[Pure_Angel]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

But... I don't have a prayer shack. My husband says that a good beating does more then a shack ever would

Hmm, well, I guess you could go to your menstural shack, or have your husband lock you in the cellar/attic if you don't have one of those either.

YIC
Elisabeth

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

It sounds like this might be a recurring problem for you, Heather. I assume that the Lord hasn't answered your prayers and you're still a sodomite at heart if you keep lusting after other women.

However, there IS an answer. Depending on the severity of your problem, I'd suggest gouging out your eyes, and then possibly cutting off your hands and possibly even your lady-nub.

"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." Matthew 5:29-30

Of course, this answer is only for extreme situations, but think of the possibilities! With no eyes, you would never be distracted from studying your Bible by a pretty woman again!

Also, feel free to check the links I have in my signature. I think my advice can help a degenerate slut like yourself fully repent. Good luck!

Your's in Christ,

Lycia

[Heather95]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

Hmm, well, I guess you could go to your menstural shack, or have your husband lock you in the cellar/attic if you don't have one of those either.

YIC
Elisabeth

Hmm... I guess attic will have to do. Even if it does have a huge window. But for how long? And if it's too long, who will cook for my family?My one daughter, Jezabelle, is only 6 and cant cook. My eldest daughter, Sierra, has Soccer until seven.

[Heather95]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

It sounds like this might be a recurring problem for you, Heather. I assume that the Lord hasn't answered your prayers and you're still a sodomite at heart if you keep lusting after other women.

However, there IS an answer. Depending on the severity of your problem, I'd suggest gouging out your eyes, and then possibly cutting off your hands and possibly even your lady-nub.

"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." Matthew 5:29-30

Of course, this answer is only for extreme situations, but think of the possibilities! With no eyes, you would never be distracted from studying your Bible by a pretty woman again!

Also, feel free to check the links I have in my signature. I think my advice can help a degenerate slut like yourself fully repent. Good luck!

Your's in Christ,

Lycia

Thanks for the idea, but with no eyes, how can I read the bible? And with no hands, how can I cook and clean? And as for the other thing, my husband would forbid it...

I will look at those links however.

PS: Doesnt a sodomite have to be a male?

[Pure_Angel]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

Hmm... I guess attic will have to do. Even if it does have a huge window. But for how long? And if it's too long, who will cook for my family?My one daughter, Jezabelle, is only 6 and cant cook. My eldest daughter, Sierra, has Soccer until seven.

You and your husband doesn't seem to have any control on your children! Why is your girl playing sports? And why is your boy going to som "Pro-Homer" meeting even though you (and therfore your husband) don't want him to?
If Sierra absolutley can't help her own mother with such a simple task of cooking (and you youngest can't cook at the age of six? I could make easy meals at that age!) then just cook meals beforehand and put them in the freezer, and then your youngest daughter can warm then in the microwave – what are you doing when you are on your period?


Ask yout husband to cover up the window, it's not harder han that. I am sure he will help you with that.


YIC
Elisabeth

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

My one daughter, Jezabelle, is only 6 and cant cook. My eldest daughter, Sierra, has Soccer until seven.

Goodness me, it certainly sounds like you've got these two on the fast track to becoming just like their mother. Not able to cook at 6! Playing soccer! Don't be surprised when they end up moving to Santa Cruz, CA, wear a lot of denim and date someone with the same first name.

[Heather95]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

You and your husband doesn't seem to have any control on your children! Why is your girl playing sports?

She has to get exersise somehow. I told him that she can help me cook, but my husband (Elliot) says that's my job

And why is your boy going to som "Pro-Homer" meeting even though you (and therfore your husband) don't want him to?

He's 17- almost 18- I'm not strong enough to stop him and Elliot just... doesnt

If Sierra absolutley can't help her own mother with such a simple task of cooking (and you youngest can't cook at the age of six? I could make easy meals at that age!) then just cook meals beforehand and put them in the freezer, and then your youngest daughter can warm then in the microwave –

Sierra can cook some, but not what my husband likes to eat

what are you doing when you are on your period?

Elliot likes to have sex while I'm on my period. He says it's fun. And I cant argue or I would get in alot of trouble...

[Pure_Angel]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

She has to get exersise somehow. I told him that she can help me cook, but my husband (Elliot) says that's my job

Oh, I see, I would suggest just some good ol' cleaning, that is good excerise, you don't have to wear shorts and "take showers" with other girls.

He's 17- almost 18- I'm not strong enough to stop him and Elliot just... doesnt

Hm, well, since Elliot is a man I have no right to say anything but... hm, your pastor should tell Mr. Elliot to have better control of his son.

Sierra can cook some, but not what my husband likes to eat

Then why don't you give her your cookbook? (or is she one of thoose vegans?)

Elliot likes to have s*x while I'm on my period. He says it's fun. And I cant argue or I would get in alot of trouble...

Leviticus 15:19-30.
That is all I am going to say, why would anyone like to have s*x with an unclean woman?

YIC,
Elisabeth

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

My one daughter, Jezabelle,

You named your child Jezebel? Do you WANT her to grow up to be a harlot!?

Thanks for the idea, but with no eyes, how can I read the bible? And with no hands, how can I cook and clean? And as for the other thing, my husband would forbid it...

I will look at those links however.

PS: Doesnt a sodomite have to be a male?

Lady, if you can't stop lusting over women I suggest you invest in a KJV Bible audio book and gouge those eyes out post haste! It's better to go to Heaven with no eyes than to Hell because of them!

"And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire." Matthew 18:9

The same goes for those hands and that nub if you start abusing yourself! Off with them! Your immortal soul is at stake here!

Your's in Christ,

Lycia

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: HELP! I was attracted to a woman! AGAIN!!

It is sad that this woman has failed to realize that the depraved way in which she is raising her children is the reason that God is punishing her with unnatural desires.

This is the only time I'm going to say this:

Repent

It's really simple. If you can't repent from your foul lesbanian illnesses, then you deserve eternal Hell. I'm sorry.