Special Hello, for Hunting-Activists!

[Percival B. Perkins]

How do you do! I'm new to God's forum, but he is old in my heart.

My Name is Percy B. Perkins and I am glad to be on God's forum. The Love of my Live is our God and my personal savior, Jesus Christ.

I was taught by my daddy God rest his soul, that liberal swine and right-wing hippy trash put laws up against our God's will prohibiting free game. These wussies even made laws that say I can't beat my hound if he injures a duck I shot. This dog was made by God to retrieve my game! Pure Blasphemy.

God made these animals for food.

Since the great flood in the time of Noah, Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you: even as the green herb have I given you all things.

Why should right-wing liberal panzys decide the rights for us when our lord God gave these beasts to all man? I can't wait till we round up the blasphemous tree huggin' mamby pamby tofu eatin' heathens and put them in work camps and give the new land to it's people! Give me strength oh, Lord. I AM ON YOUR FRONT LINE.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Special Hello, for Hunting-Activists!

Amen.

Welcome to GOD's favourite forum, Mr. Perkins. Sorry to hear about your sissy of a father, he'll probably be roasting in hell at this very moment.

Are you a married man?

[Percival B. Perkins]

Re: Special Hello, for Hunting-Activists!

I am married to Jesus, but I keep that woman around because divorce is a sin and not a part of God's great plan.

Yes sir, I suppose my daddy is burning in hell. Retarded Jew doctor of his couldn't fix him. So he lied and told my family he had the senility because he'd start spouting off at the mouth all kinds of obsenities, talking to people who weren't there and so forth, calling out to dead people in ways that I dare not repeat. I know now the truth about what happened to my daddy, it was a demon inside him. Just like out of the Bible verses Matthew 9:32-33; 12:22; 17:18; Mark 5:1-20; 7:26-30; Luke 4:33-36; Luke 22:3; Acts 16:16-18

If he were admitted to a christian hospital is fate may not have been sealed.

[HTannor]

Re: Special Hello, for Hunting-Activists!

It's too bad your father croaked at the hands of a joo sawbones, but then you get what you pay for.

Had the old man found Jesus he would mostly likely have still kicked the bucket due to his sinful lifestyle - womanizing, boozing and snorting illegal drugs.

He probably also used unworthy firearms while teaching you to hunt. And here I'm talking about junk like Ithaca, Remington, and WalMart. A squirrel just isn't worth shooting unless it's done with a worthy weapon.

Had your father not engaged in sinful activities and used Godly Winchesters®, he would be in Heaven enjoying the bounty of the Lord instead of being incessantly probed by the Flaming Tallywacker of satan.

Now, you should go out and make things right with Lord. Throw away that cut-down Mauser the old fart left you, grab your Godly Glock™ and practice up in your back yard blowing away some feral cats. Then head out and nail some real meat. I refer, of course, to a moose or a grizzly - whichever the Lovely Sister Sarah is featuring on her show this week.

[Percival B. Perkins]

Re: Special Hello, for Hunting-Activists!

Amen to that brother!

I have a bit of a fixation for my Smith & Wesson™ Thirty Aught Six, but i have been known to keep a sawed off Remington under the seat of my truck for scaring off the liberal Sierra Club from protecting those lies about endangered species.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: Special Hello, for Hunting-Activists!

I am married to Jesus, but I keep that woman around because divorce is a sin and not a part of God's great plan.

I like so much what you say here, Brother. Married to Christ, but a woman for you as is meant to be. Exactly what I am pursuing.