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  • Beyondthesmegma
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Apr 2011
    • 83

    #1

    Fight Satan, Play Mass Effect 2

    So the GOTY of 2010 apparently has some hidden Christian themes. The catch about the game is it directly relates the Bible.

    You play as Shepherd, who, has just been killed sacrificing his life to save innocents. He is brought back to life by something called Project Lazarus (Lazarus Of Bethany). He is on a quest to stop a satanic race of robots called Reapers.
    Now in the game you get to:
    Fight enslaved demonic hordes that have been genetically mutated.
    Fight those who have been possessed by the Satanic reapers.
    Destroy the Reaper's human-robot abomination.
    Kill a friend's daughter who is a whore and a murderer.
    You cannot have gay romances.
    Kill a friend's acquaintance who betrayed him (like Judah).
    Protect a friend's father at the cost of her exile (Patriarchy).
    Perform miracles (like Jesus).
    Kill sinners.
    Help your friends.
    Stop Satan.

    Yeah.
  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951

    #2
    Re: Fight Satan, Play Mass Effect 2

    This is a Christian forum with the sole purpose of discussing scripture and praising the LORD. It is not for pimple covered, friendless, nerdy teenagers to talk about computer games.

    The only game you should be playing is Life. In this game there are many rules, and only one level. If you pass the level, you can step through the pearly gates into warm embrace of the ripped arms of Jesus. If you fail, there wont be anyone there to help you.
    6
    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • MisterM
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 1480

      #3
      Re: Fight Satan, Play Mass Effect 2

      Mass Effect 2 is another satanic plot at make our children abandon Christianity.

      1. It happens in Space which is totally agains Bible
      2. Game makers are suggesting that people can play God and resurrect man
      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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      • Pure_Angel
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 294

        #4
        Re: Fight Satan, Play Mass Effect 2

        I agree with WinnernotSinner.

        Philippians 3:14
        I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus.

        Either way I would not have time to play any game between cooking, cleaning and praying. And I shouldn't be playing any games either.

        MisterM., that is horrible! I suspect they tell you that the earth is round to...

        YIC
        Elisabeth
        Proverbs 14:1

        Every wise woman buildeth her house:
        but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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        • Beyondthesmegma
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Apr 2011
          • 83

          #5
          Re: Fight Satan, Play Mass Effect 2

          Originally posted by MisterM View Post
          Mass Effect 2 is another godly plot at make our teens embrace Christianity.

          1. It happens in Space which is totally agains Bible
          2. Game makers are suggesting that people can play God and resurrect man
          Remind me when space is prohibited in the Bible. Also, Lazarus of Bethany. Read it. Also may I remind you that IT IS A GAME.
          Also, our country put a man on the moon.

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          • MisterM
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 1480

            #6
            Re: Fight Satan, Play Mass Effect 2

            Originally posted by Beyondtheomega View Post
            Also, our country put a man on the moon.
            No man has been on the moon.
            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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            • Schibbolet
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Apr 2011
              • 36

              #7
              Re: Fight Satan, Play Mass Effect 2

              I am sure that the so called "space" is what is refered to as "high places" in Ephesians 6:11-12 and that it is full of evil!

              You should refrain from refering to heathen computer games masquerading as something good and Christian to lure young potential saved souls to the pits of hell.

              Also, what is this thread doing in the introduction forum? Does your smegmatic name have anything to do with computer games?
              Revelation 22:13-14

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