Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

[Superslemmet]

In the introductory threads, you state (among other things) that;

"Q: Would you allow a mentally ill street person who speaks to himself in loud voices to sit on the front row during Sunday services?
A: No! Unsaved are NOT welcome!"

If this is the case, how come you then welcome the exact same person to stand in the pulpit during said Sunday service?

Anyway, I understand why you receive so much flak from people, but no one can claim that you don't follow the bible! I have never in my life seen such a pure collection of, well, purely evil, hate-filled people.
You have truly taken the word of Lord to your hearts!

I hope you receive more attention in the media world wide, people like you and organizations like this do more to spread rationality, scepticism and secularism than all the universities of the world combined!

(Unless this entire forum is just a huge prank, which I though it was at first. If so, you got me!)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Child, you make no sense. We do not let retards in the Church. Simple, even for a lower intellect life-form like you to grasp.

We do not hate anyone. In fact, I take cause to that comment and am greatly offended as a representative of Landover. I expect an apology. If you have a problem with the Bible, it s not with me , it is with God. I suggest you talk to Him to have written to suit YOU. Let me know how you make out.

[Superslemmet]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Child, you make no sense. We do not let retards in the Church. Simple, even for a lower intellect life-form like you to grasp.

Oh I can guarantee that my mental faculties are in tip-top condition! I would not be surprised if they were even in excess of yours tbh. But ad hominem attacks feels quite childish don't you think?

We do not hate anyone. In fact, I take cause to that comment and am greatly offended as a representative of Landover. I expect an apology. If you have a problem with the Bible, it s not with me , it is with God. I suggest you talk to Him to have written to suit YOU. Let me know how you make out.

Oh now I think you lied, and what does the book tell us about lying? Are you telling me you have no qualms with say gay people, muslims or abortion doctors?

And you just said you don't like people who talk to themselves, and now you want me to talk to god? Make up your mind.

[HTannor]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

And you just said you don't like people who talk to themselves, and now you want me to talk to god? Make up your mind.

Talking to God is not talking to yourself.

You are clearly a non-believer.

You are headed for hell and the never-ending probes of satan's flaming tallywacker.

[Superslemmet]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Talking to God is not talking to yourself.

You are clearly a non-believer.

If I am inside a room, with no phone or anything like that, and offer a prayer to god, the only one who hears my prayer is, well, me. Therefor, I am talking to myself. And I think me being a non-believer was quite clear from my first post, where I claimed to be a promoter of rationality and scepticism.

You are headed for hell and the never-ending probes of satan's flaming tallywacker.

Be that as it may, but I would rather live my life to the fullest here, and so far, I have yet to meet anyone who has been to 'hell'. No one in the history of humanity has been there and returned to give testimony, and science has so far not given a shred of evidence to support the notion of an afterlife.

I guess you can say that I'm just making the 'safe' bet. Some want to play it risky, and i'm not one of them.
I prefer maths, statistics and physics when making my decisions. Not as thrilling, but without people like me, you wouldn't even be able to post your rants on the web!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Oh I can guarantee that my mental faculties are in tip-top condition!

No, it is obvious they are not. Sorry

I would not be surprised if they were even in excess of yours tbh. But ad hominem attacks feels quite childish don't you think?

Again, no, it is obvious they are not. Sorry

Oh now I think you lied, and what does the book tell us about lying? Are you telling me you have no qualms with say gay people, muslims or abortion doctors?

Never read the Bible, have you? I have no opions. I follow what the Bible tells me. Very simple, even you should be able to grasp it.

And you just said you don't like people who talk to themselves, and now you want me to talk to god? Make up your mind.

You think you are God? You really are a nutbar.

[Superslemmet]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Again, no, it is obvious they are not. Sorry

Though claiming merits on the web is pointless, I am one year away from claiming my Masters in physics. And before that, I studied philosophy for two years.
I seriously doubt you have even made an effort to really grasp how the world works. I imagine your dad told you "The bible is true", and that was all the intellectual work you put into these questions.

Never read the Bible, have you? I have no opions. I follow what the Bible tells me. Very simple, even you should be able to grasp it.

You said this group do not hate anyone, when it clearly does. If the Bible tells you to hate someone, is it not hate?

You think you are God? You really are a nutbar.

Hehe, this was acually a quite clever twist. But seeing as how I find the entire idea of a 'god' offensive, no, I do not think I am god.

But I do think you are helping my side more than you side. You remind me of a sunni warrior in Afghanistan I heard about.
He joined the 'infidels' (the americans), after witnessing an 8-year old girl get decapitated by the taliban. He came to the conclusion that, even though he hated the americans, they were the lesser of two evils.

People like you put the mainstream religious in the same shoes. They have to make a choice, and most will rather side with the 'enemy' than side with you.

You also clearly demonstrate how horrible a book the bible really is, whilst the mainstream christians try to dance around all the hate, bigotry, slavery, incest and murder.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Though claiming merits on the web is pointless, I am one year away from claiming my Masters in physics. And before that, I studied philosophy for two years.

Good for you. I have a double masters from Princeton, Organic Chemistry and Business/Finance. I am retired now, so work hard and pay taxes so I can make use of your earnings.

I seriously doubt you have even made an effort to really grasp how the world works. I imagine your dad told you "The bible is true", and that was all the intellectual work you put into these questions.

Typical youthful comment. Thinks they know it all. Wait till you actually do child.

You said this group do not hate anyone, when it clearly does. If the Bible tells you to hate someone, is it not hate?

No, it is following Gods word. Our creator. We must do as he says if we want to go to Heaven.

Hehe, this was acually a quite clever twist. But seeing as how I find the entire idea of a 'god' offensive, no, I do not think I am god.

But I do think you are helping my side more than you side. You remind me of a sunni warrior in Afghanistan I heard about.
He joined the 'infidels' (the americans), after witnessing an 8-year old girl get decapitated by the taliban. He came to the conclusion that, even though he hated the americans, they were the lesser of two evils.

People like you put the mainstream religious in the same shoes. They have to make a choice, and most will rather side with the 'enemy' than side with you.

You also clearly demonstrate how horrible a book the bible really is, whilst the mainstream christians try to dance around all the hate, bigotry, slavery, incest and murder.

No, you are not very clever. People like you, with a few philosophy classes under their belt never are. In fact, you are mundanely predictable.
You can hate God, though Id rather you did not. You can think He is wrong. You can think that by him commanding us to follow His word uninspired. But we will be getting the last laugh come judgment day when we are going to Heaven and you are going to Hell. Think for a moment. Your last day on Earth then Poof!
You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[DA_GRIZ]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

I don't think James got enough hugs when he was a child.
Thats why he is so angry.. either that, or he has a
microscopic penis.

[Superslemmet]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Good for you. I have a double masters from Princeton, Organic Chemistry and Business/Finance. I am retired now, so work hard and pay taxes so I can make use of your earnings.

If this is true, you are a disappointment to Princeton.

No, it is following Gods word. Our creator. We must do as he says if we want to go to Heaven.

It is still hate. If god commands you to hate, it is hate.

No, you are not very clever. People like you, with a few philosophy classes under their belt never are. In fact, you are mundanely predictable.

Time to learn to read maybe? I said your response was "clever".

...Poetic religious rant...

I hope you grasp that every single follower of all other religions, and even other christians have just as valid a claim as you that you are the one going to hell and blablabla?
Statistically, your religious interpretation is so insignificant compared to all others that it would be insane for me to even give your group a second glance.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

I seriously doubt that you have trademarked the expression 'Saved'...

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Dear Superslemmet,
If you are a swede then your username is really badly choosen. (Super Phlegm, Super Slime or Super Mucus)
Anyway, why are you here? If you are looking to be Saved™, then you better start reading the KJV Bible and repent your sins!

Also you said

It is still hate. If god commands you to hate, it is hate.

Well, yes, but if God wants us to hate, then we will hate. If God wants us to kill our only son, then we will do so.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Superslemmet]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

Dear Superslemmet,
If you are a swede then your username is really badly choosen. (Super Phlegm, Super Slime or Super Mucus)
Anyway, why are you here? If you are looking to be Saved™, then you better start reading the KJV Bible and repent your sins!

I am well aware of what my name means. Make of that what you will.
I am here because I by chance found this forum, and at first I was appalled. I thought "This must be a joke? People can't seriously think like this?"
Then I realized this is for real, and I found is so incredibly offensive that I just had to post some critique. I mean, there is a lot of stuff on the web that I find offensive, but your little group really took the cake!

Well, yes, but if God wants us to hate, then we will hate. If God wants us to kill our only son, then we will do so.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

Stuff like this, like your quote above. In my eyes, this is the same as my neighbour saying to me "I might kill my children today".
It's incredibly unnerving, and it makes me seriously doubt the sanity of the person saying it. It also puts me in a moral conundrum. Should I call the police? A psychiatric clinic? Obviously childrens lives are at stake, but then again, the web is the home of hyperbole.

I just hope you are all trolls, trying to freak people out.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

I am well aware of what my name means. Make of that what you will.
I am here because I by chance found this forum, and at first I was appalled. I thought "This must be a joke? People can't seriously think like this?"
Then I realized this is for real, and I found is so incredibly offensive that I just had to post some critique. I mean, there is a lot of stuff on the web that I find offensive, but your little group really took the cake!

We are used to you God haters coming on here and claiming everything we do is wrong. All we do is follow the Bible, the Word of God. The entity that created you, the Heavens and the Earth. Why you are so ungrateful simply amazes me. The turth here is you do not have a problem with us, you have a problem with God. What you are doing is hating the messenger.

Stuff like this, like your quote above. In my eyes, this is the same as my neighbour saying to me "I might kill my children today".
It's incredibly unnerving, and it makes me seriously doubt the sanity of the person saying it. It also puts me in a moral conundrum. Should I call the police? A psychiatric clinic? Obviously childrens lives are at stake, but then again, the web is the home of hyperbole.

Again, you make it sound like it is our opinion. We are simply following the Bible.
I just hope you are all trolls, trying to freak people out.

[Superslemmet]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

We are used to you God haters coming on here and claiming everything we do is wrong. All we do is follow the Bible, the Word of God. The entity that created you, the Heavens and the Earth. Why you are so ungrateful simply amazes me. The turth here is you do not have a problem with us, you have a problem with God. What you are doing is hating the messenger.

I do 'hate the message', but then I must ask you, how do you think I should feel towards a messanger that supports a message I find appalling?

To make my position a bit more clear. For example, if you had a daughter who got married today, would you think it was right and moral if tomorrow morning, her husband brought her to your house, and stoned her to death before your eyes because he found out that she was not a virgin on their wedding night?
The bible says that is what he should do, but I just can't accept that. Neither emotionally nor rationally is that something that she should be subjected to, nor something I would wish any father to have to go through.

The same goes with the situation where a young girl/woman gets raped. I don't think the most fitting punishment is for the rapist to be forced to marry her.
I somehow doubt that the woman would be very happy with that arrangement either.

Again, you make it sound like it is our opinion. We are simply following the Bible.

It is your opinion that the bible is true. There is no rational motivation for beliving in the bible, it's a matter of faith. Therefore it is your opinion that this particular holy book is true, and all the others false.

I think it's a bit dishonest of you to profess the viewpoints presented by this forum, but in the next breath claim that it's not your opinion, but something you are forced into.
Even the bible claim we have free will, and therefore you are as responsible for your opinions as anyone else is for theirs.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey all, a quick question about the rules?

I do 'hate the message', but then I must ask you, how do you think I should feel towards a messanger that supports a message I find appalling?

Are you one of those waxk jobs that shoots the TV because there is a news story on your do not like? Do you go on murderous rampages killing girl scouts because the scout told you they are out of thin mints?

To make my position a bit more clear. For example, if you had a daughter who got married today, would you think it was right and moral if tomorrow morning, her husband brought her to your house, and stoned her to death before your eyes because he found out that she was not a virgin on their wedding night?
The bible says that is what he should do, but I just can't accept that. Neither emotionally nor rationally is that something that she should be subjected to, nor something I would wish any father to have to go through.


The same goes with the situation where a young girl/woman gets raped. I don't think the most fitting punishment is for the rapist to be forced to marry her.
I somehow doubt that the woman would be very happy with that arrangement either.

In those circumstances, he has every right to stone the whore. But, (and you would know this if you actually read the Bible and any threads you are referencing) God tells us we must follow His word in the confines of secular law.

It is your opinion that the bible is true. There is no rational motivation for beliving in the bible, it's a matter of faith. Therefore it is your opinion that this particular holy book is true, and all the others false.

I think it's a bit dishonest of you to profess the viewpoints presented by this forum, but in the next breath claim that it's not your opinion, but something you are forced into.
Even the bible claim we have free will, and therefore you are as responsible for your opinions as anyone else is for theirs.

Of course the Bible is true. That is our motivation for following it as well as the knowledge it is Gods rule book.I am not forced into following it. No one is. If everyone was forced, you'd actually know what you are talking about. God gave us free will. It is critical we give unto Him freely.

We do not express our opinions on this forum. We express
Gods word.