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Howdy good folks of Landover! Been a while since I've been around so I thought I should introduce myself again. I didn't feel quite holy enough to be around so many True Christians, so I tried to do some of God's work for a while while on my travels across this great country. A while back I was trying to.......educate.....some homers I came across and the local liberals seemed to take offense at that! Well, after a lengthy incarcer .......... SABATICAL....I'm back! I'm proud to say that in my time away I continued to do my best to continue God's work, and in the process I'm happy to say that I joined the fine ranks of the ex-masturbaters and am feeling much more worthy in the eyes of God. 
I hope to be able to get to know you all a bit better this go around and continue on the righteous path. I'm also happy to announce that in my travels I found the most darling young woman and made her my wife! We had a few issues to work out after my time away, she'd had nobody around to keep her in line
But after a week or so I'd gotten things back on track, and am once again traveling the roads of God's favorite country.
I'm also seeing more time at home in Nebraska, which puts me a short drive away from Freehold if I'm around and anyone could use assistance in anything. YIC-Roadwarrior for Christ.
I hope to be able to get to know you all a bit better this go around and continue on the righteous path. I'm also happy to announce that in my travels I found the most darling young woman and made her my wife! We had a few issues to work out after my time away, she'd had nobody around to keep her in line
But after a week or so I'd gotten things back on track, and am once again traveling the roads of God's favorite country. I'm also seeing more time at home in Nebraska, which puts me a short drive away from Freehold if I'm around and anyone could use assistance in anything. YIC-Roadwarrior for Christ.
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