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  • Salutations

    Salutations,

    My name is Marseus, known as Brother Marseus by my disciples at the chapel of Sigsmundis, and I have come to this forum to seek out the herectics that dare challenge the will of the almighty God Emperor.

    I have seen what preposterous claims you persons have made upon this site, and I am here to warn you that the Inquisition of the Ordo Malleus is not happy with this. If you do not better yourselfs and accept the God Emperor as your ruler and eternal primarch.

    However, if you do wish to better yourselfs, I shall reside here and act as a guide and mentor to those seeking to join us in our shining glory until the Ordo Malleus tells me otherwise.

    I know little of this ''Bible'' that you speak of, yet if there is one verse that I must adress as admirable, it would have to be this;

    ''Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." - Deuteronomy 31:6

    I hope I shall hear from you all shortly, for I am eager to show you the path of our savior, the God Emperor.

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    Re: Salutations

    Originally posted by Brother Marseus View Post
    Salutations,

    My name is Marseus, known as Brother Marseus by my disciples at the chapel of Sigsmundis, and I have come to this forum to seek out the herectics that dare challenge the will of the almighty God Emperor.

    I have seen what preposterous claims you persons have made upon this site, and I am here to warn you that the Inquisition of the Ordo Malleus is not happy with this. If you do not better yourselfs and accept the God Emperor as your ruler and eternal primarch.

    However, if you do wish to better yourselfs, I shall reside here and act as a guide and mentor to those seeking to join us in our shining glory until the Ordo Malleus tells me otherwise.

    I know little of this ''Bible'' that you speak of, yet if there is one verse that I must adress as admirable, it would have to be this;

    ''Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the LORD your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you." - Deuteronomy 31:6

    I hope I shall hear from you all shortly, for I am eager to show you the path of our savior, the God Emperor.
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    • #3
      Re: Salutations

      What is it you question of my post, Billy Bob Jenkins? I have little time for foolish insults.

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      • #4
        Re: Salutations

        So, you have any proof of what you're saying is true?

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        • #5
          Re: Salutations

          This forum is dedicated to praising Jesus, not some Warhammer sexual-fantasy role-playing forum.

          How about giving us a real introduction, "Marseus".
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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          • #6
            Re: Salutations

            Originally posted by TomTomat View Post
            So, you have any proof of what you're saying is true?
            I come not to bring you any ''proof'', as you may call it, but a warning: If you do not accept the holy God Emperor as your primarch, the Inquisition shall be forced to brand you a heretic, as well as a traitor to the Adeptus Astartes.

            I say this not to frighten you, but to save you from the coming tides of darkness.

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            • #7
              Re: Salutations

              Originally posted by Brother Marseus View Post
              I come not to bring you any ''proof'', as you may call it, but a warning: If you do not accept the holy God Emperor as your primarch, the Inquisition shall be forced to brand you a heretic, as well as a traitor to the Adeptus Astartes.

              I say this not to frighten you, but to save you from the coming tides of darkness.
              So when is this tide of darkness coming?

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              • #8
                Re: Salutations

                Originally posted by TomTomat View Post
                So when is this tide of darkness coming?
                I do not know for sure, but these a grim times we live in.

                In this dark future that has reached us, there is only war.

                The Ordo Malleus fears that the dark grip of chaos comes ever closer to the reaches of Terra, and it is our duty to save as many of our kin as we possibly can. There are many unblessed souls left on Terra, such as yourself, but we offer you protection and guidance in return for only your absolute faith in our ruler and our cause.

                I hope that all of you shall heed my call.

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                • #9
                  Re: Salutations

                  Lovely, a couple more gametards that have lost the ability to tell fantasy from reality.

                  PICK UP A KJV BIBLE AND START READING, YOUR ETERNAL SOUL DEPENDS ON IT!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Salutations

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    Lovely, a couple more gametards that have lost the ability to tell fantasy from reality.

                    PICK UP A KJV BIBLE AND START READING, YOUR ETERNAL SOUL DEPENDS ON IT!
                    Fantasy? If anything, it is the entire future of our race that is at stake, and you dare mock me with such claims?

                    I shall not condemn you yet child, for this bruning fury in your heart can surely serve our cause in the dark times ahead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Salutations

                      Originally posted by Brother Marseus View Post
                      Fantasy? If anything, it is the entire future of our race that is at stake, and you dare mock me with such claims?

                      I shall not condemn you yet child, for this bruning fury in your heart can surely serve our cause in the dark times ahead.
                      Child?

                      1 Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
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