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  • Going Home
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2011
    • 3

    #1

    Searching

    I would like to start out with a hello and introduce myself. I am Jacob Murray.

    I am a 17 year old former piece of trash, as I do believe that's what you would call me.

    A little bit of my background. I grew up in Chicago, Illinois. My mother was a mix between Italian and African-American and my father was American Indian and Mexican mix. I had an adopted sister, my parents rescued her from Japan. When she came over she brought with her a slew of diseases such as Aids and infected me parents with them thus leaving me alone on the streets at the young age of 4.

    Eventually the police caught up with me and put me in a home where I was soon adopted by two Wiccans who taught me their Witchcrafting ways. I accepted it at first but grew to spite them and their ways and back to the childs home I went.

    Over the years I was adopted by an Agnostic couple, a satanic couple, and a Muslim couple. I just never seemed to fit in with any of the families that had chosen me. Once again I ran away from everything and found myself on the streets.

    At the age of 13 I started my crime spree. I would lie, cheat, and steal to lead the life that I wanted and ignored the feelings of religion during this time.

    I was lucky when I was captured at the age of 16 and was put in a boys home for one year for petty shop lifting. The police never knew that I have raped 42 virgins between the ages of 4 and 13, killed 17 men just because I didn't like the way they looked, and robbed multiple businesses.

    So here I am today, 17 years old and searching for the right way of life. Thank you for this community where I can grow to learn the path to salvation.
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: Searching

    Originally posted by Going Home View Post
    I would like to start out with a hello and introduce myself. I am Jacob Murray.

    I am a 17 year old former piece of trash, as I do believe that's what you would call me.

    A little bit of my background. I grew up in Chicago, Illinois. My mother was a mix between Italian and African-American and my father was American Indian and Mexican mix. I had an adopted sister, my parents rescued her from Japan. When she came over she brought with her a slew of diseases such as Aids and infected me parents with them thus leaving me alone on the streets at the young age of 4.

    Eventually the police caught up with me and put me in a home where I was soon adopted by two Wiccans who taught me their Witchcrafting ways. I accepted it at first but grew to spite them and their ways and back to the childs home I went.

    Over the years I was adopted by an Agnostic couple, a satanic couple, and a Muslim couple. I just never seemed to fit in with any of the families that had chosen me. Once again I ran away from everything and found myself on the streets.

    At the age of 13 I started my crime spree. I would lie, cheat, and steal to lead the life that I wanted and ignored the feelings of religion during this time.

    I was lucky when I was captured at the age of 16 and was put in a boys home for one year for petty shop lifting. The police never knew that I have raped 42 virgins between the ages of 4 and 13, killed 17 men just because I didn't like the way they looked, and robbed multiple businesses.

    So here I am today, 17 years old and searching for the right way of life. Thank you for this community where I can grow to learn the path to salvation.
    Omigarsh, I'm so shocked. What an awful, awful childhood, filled with talking points and hot-button topics designed to elicit a reaction.



    Now, how about cutting out the baloney and telling us how Christ has enriched your life!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Going Home
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Apr 2011
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Searching

      Oh yes, how silly of me.

      There was an older lady that gave me her vehicle just last week, unfortunately I floated away in a hot air balloon.
      The local school system has taken me in and told me that I would run my own company if I graduated in X amount of time.
      I now have a great job working on drilling oil but some of my co-workers are trash, like me.
      I met my future wench to be, her name is Brandi.

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      • Going Home
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Apr 2011
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Searching

        The error of my homosexual and democratic ways were brought to light by a preacher just a few days ago.

        My penis fell off whilst waking it, for the sin I had comitted.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Searching

          Do you honestly think that your 7th grade "shockers" are going to upset anyone here? Do you think you are the first God-mocking little queer to show up today?

          Do you really want to be embarrassed on a site that gets as much traffic as this one, especially when you don't have your pathetic little fudge-packing friends to dogpile?

          These are rhetorical questions, but please feel free to answer them.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #6
            Re: Searching

            Well he didn't notice that he said he was 18 when he joined this board.

            I'm sure an admin will clean it up shortly.
            Drama queen

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