Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

[GreasyPigeon]

Don't mind the thread title, I knew it would grad your eyes and for you to take a peek inside.

Well, a little about my self my name is James, yes like King James. But you can all just call me by my handle GP. I'm not really an pigeon so don't ask. Well now, I'm 25 years old, and have killed about 10 hadji in the name of god. Well I would have more but they only count kids has half a person. I'm a soldier in the army, and I do enjoy my work. But sometimes it gets messy if you know what I mean. Well, thats all I'm going to tell you unless you force me to say more, and I hope you do. I like to be forced. I am looking for good to shine on my face. All over my face and Jesus to shine all over my back. That would be nice, real nice. Thanks a bunch. Love you all.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Hello all. Lost lamb looking for good time

Revelation 21:8

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all LIARS, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

Don't mind the thread title, I knew it would grad your eyes and for you to take a peek inside.

Well, a little about my self my name is James, yes like King James. But you can all just call me by my handle GP. I'm not really an pigeon so don't ask. Well now, I'm 25 years old, and have killed about 10 hadji in the name of god. Well I would have more but they only count kids has half a person. I'm a soldier in the army, and I do enjoy my work. But sometimes it gets messy if you know what I mean. Well, thats all I'm going to tell you unless you force me to say more, and I hope you do. I like to be forced. I am looking for good to shine on my face. All over my face and Jesus to shine all over my back. That would be nice, real nice. Thanks a bunch. Love you all.

Hey Little Jimmy!

What's your favorite Bible verse?

Also, what's your MOS? Where did you go to AIT? Where's the base truck? Why are manhole covers round? Why is a deuce and a half called that? What pattern do you make when you shine your shoes? How many bunks in your Basic dorm?

These are all things a grunt should know, so I'd like an answer in 3 minutes or less or I know you just googled them.

Don't /b/ late!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[GreasyPigeon]

Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

Hey Little Jimmy!

What's your favorite Bible verse?

Also, what's your MOS? Where did you go to AIT? Where's the base truck? Why are manhole covers round? Why is a deuce and a half called that? What pattern do you make when you shine your shoes? How many bunks in your Basic dorm?

These are all things a grunt should know, so I'd like an answer in 3 minutes or less or I know you just googled them.

Don't /b/ late!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

23rd psalm.
19k. I didn't do AIT, osut 19 weeks. base truck is at building 1 on the flag pole. a deuce and a half is called that cause it is 2.5 tons. Army don't shine boots any more. Get with the times baby. I had a osut of less then 85 people. so we had around 100 bunks in our barracks.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

23rd psalm.
19k. I didn't do AIT, osut 19 weeks. base truck is at building 1 on the flag pole. a deuce and a half is called that cause it is 2.5 tons. Army don't shine boots any more. Get with the times baby. I had a osut of less then 85 people. so we had around 100 bunks in our barracks.

8 minutes.

Tsk, tsk.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[GreasyPigeon]

Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

So sue me big boy, I took 8 minutes I'm glad you counted all that long.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

So sue me big boy, I took 8 minutes I'm glad you counted all that long.

You do realize all replies are timestamped, right?

"Get with the times baby" indeed!



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[GreasyPigeon]

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Really I didn't know.
Thanks so much for allowing me to be on your guys fourm. It is so nice to be welcomed in to a place where people are open to all.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Really I didn't know.
Thanks so much for allowing me to be on your guys fourm. It is so nice to be welcomed in to a place where people are open to all.

We are open to all who accept Jesus as their Savior, and follow the KJV Bible to the letter...do you qualify? I hope you do!!!

YiC,

Z. SMyth

[GreasyPigeon]

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I do accept jesus as my savior and more.And when I think about Jesus I get so deep in tough I start to feel lifted. Some when I think about the other men in my platoon and the feelings I get. I think to myself Jesus is with me. These feelings are not right and they are evil.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I do accept jesus as my savior and more.And when I think about Jesus I get so deep in tough I start to feel lifted. Some when I think about the other men in my platoon and the feelings I get. I think to myself Jesus is with me. These feelings are not right and they are evil.

We have a proud and honorable military tradition in the Jenkins' family as well. Even my gay cousin Steve was in the Air Force. They say he was killed in an accident of some kind, but I know it was the AIDS.

Wait a minute... did you say you get the gay for your fellow soldiers? Am I reading this correctly?

[ExGay Alex]

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GP, you seem like a very upstanding man! I am sure you meant that you are concerned for the well-being of your fellow soldiers, and I think that is a proper sentiment for any member of the armed forces. Jesus loved his disciples in a we're-in-it-together sort of way and actually loved at least one of them dearly. John 13:23. But that did not make him GAY. Goodness no!!

Brother Zecheriah is one of my dear friends, and you have to understand that we encourage him and others to vet newcomers carefully. You wouldn't believe how many trolls Satan sends into our midst.

We are pleased to have you here and hope you will add positively to our Christian walk.

In Him,

Alex

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I do accept jesus as my savior and more.And when I think about Jesus I get so deep in tough I start to feel lifted. Some when I think about the other men in my platoon and the feelings I get. I think to myself Jesus is with me. These feelings are not right and they are evil.

Hiya, GayPigf*cker.

This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not /b/, and not a place to share your gay pornography.

Why are you here? Are you trying to play "shock the Christians"?

We've seen it all, dimwit. You're nothing but childish and tiresome.

[ex-gayGlen]

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Hey Little Jimmy!

What's your favorite Bible verse?

Also, what's your MOS? Where did you go to AIT? Where's the base truck? Why are manhole covers round? Why is a deuce and a half called that? What pattern do you make when you shine your shoes? How many bunks in your Basic dorm?

These are all things a grunt should know, so I'd like an answer in 3 minutes or less or I know you just googled them.

Don't /b/ late!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

You do realize that he can only post once every 300 seconds, or once every 5 minutes...

[Felicity]

Re: Hello all. Lost lamd looking for good time

You do realize that he can only post once every 300 seconds, or once every 5 minutes...

All he has to do is to pray for time to go faster!