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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #16
    Re: Angyal

    Originally posted by Lycra The Repellent View Post
    Our doctrine is flawed because you sprinkle marijuana on your pasta?
    As I pointed out that the herb in that particular recipe is Basil.
    Jo, that in no way makes any sense. Are you high right now?
    Poor Lycra, evidently I did not make it clear enough for you he answered his own question when he asked it
    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    I am also interested in how our "doctrine" is flawed since it is the inerrant word of God as spelled out in the KJV Bible.
    Are you feeling a little "Tired & Emotional" at the moment Lycra and finding it hard to focus on the screen?
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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      • May 2008
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      #17
      Re: Angyal

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth
      I am also interested in how our "doctrine" is flawed since it is the inerrant word of God as spelled out in the KJV Bible.
      Are you feeling a little "Tired & Emotional" at the moment Lycra and finding it hard to focus on the screen?
      Are you? Brother Z Smyth is not Sister Lycia the Ravishing.

      Er, Repentant.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #18
        Re: Angyal

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Are you? Brother Z Smyth is not Sister Lycra the Ravishing.

        Er, Repellent.
        Rodie, if you has been concentrating you may have noticed that my quoting Mr Smyth was in response to a question from the current focus of your obsessive personality Ms Repellent.
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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
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          • May 2008
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          #19
          Re: Angyal

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Rodie, if you has been concentrating you may have noticed that my quoting Mr Smyth was in response to a question from the current focus of your obsessive personality Ms Repellent.
          Are you so delusional that you cannot tell the difference between a human and a flowering shrub?

          "Roddie", OK, I can do that. "RevRod", fine. "Mark", it being my first name, acceptable.

          But "Rodie"? I am not a rhododendron.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #20
            Re: Angyal

            Originally posted by Rev. Moulmainense Rhododendron View Post
            Are you so delusional that you cannot tell the difference between a human and a flowering shrub?

            "Roddie", OK, I can do that. "RevRod", fine. "Mark", it being my first name, acceptable.

            But "Rodie"? I am not a rhododendron.
            Oh sorry don't you like being called Rodie, Mmmmm I don't think you should have let me know that.
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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
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              #21
              Re: Angyal

              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
              Is anyone else feeling bad about the pure ownage that was dealt to us?

              I know I am.
              As I said, my faith is shaken to the core. I'm crying over my KJV Bible wondering why it lied to me all these years.

              Guess I'll phone up my sister and go join the Mormons. I get to make pretty crafts day in and day out.
              Drama queen

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              • Jo Freddie
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                #22
                Re: Angyal

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                As I said, my faith is shaken to the core. I'm crying over my KJV Bible wondering why it lied to me all these years.

                Guess I'll phone up my sister and go join the Mormons. I get to make pretty crafts day in and day out.
                Don't forget to pick up some magic undergarments on the way
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                • Zechariah Smyth
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                  • Feb 2011
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                  #23
                  Re: Angyal

                  Basil, huh? I'm sorry, Jo, I am unfamiliar with all of the street names for "reefer."

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #24
                    Re: Angyal

                    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                    Basil, huh? I'm sorry, Jo, I am unfamiliar with all of the street names for "reefer."
                    That may because I was referring to a herb that is a common culinary ingredient, not one that is a recreational drug.

                    This Basil

                    This is not Basil
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                    • RealBaptist
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                      • Apr 2011
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                      #25
                      Re: Angyal

                      Sorry to keep some of you hanging in suspense. I had a wonderful evening with my wife. I probably should post this discussion in a different thread. Please let me know if you would like me to.

                      No, first and foremost, there is one fundamental that can not be compromised, interpreted or deconstructed: The only way to salvation is through repentance and tbeing washed from the blood of Christ. Physical death without Salvation is blaspheme against the Holy Spirit, the sin which will not be forgiven. I do not question your salvation. I question your doctrine and practices.

                      There are seval issues I have, but for starters:

                      We husbands are to love our spouse as Christ loves the Church. I am my beloved's and He is mine. Yet I see a that it is encouraged for husbands to "beat" their spouses. This is a practice associated with redical Musims. On what grounds does your fellowship base the beating of spouses? This was never the attitude exemplified by Christ.

                      I know some of you see this as a joke. Lets all have a grown up discussion, if you like.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #26
                        Re: Angyal

                        Damn I have run out of
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                        • BelieverInGod
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                          • Feb 2010
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                          #27
                          Re: Angyal

                          Originally posted by RealBaptist View Post
                          Sorry to keep some of you hanging in suspense. I had a wonderful evening with my wife. I probably should post this discussion in a different thread. Please let me know if you would like me to.

                          No, first and foremost, there is one fundamental that can not be compromised, interpreted or deconstructed: The only way to salvation is through repentance and tbeing washed from the blood of Christ. Physical death without Salvation is blaspheme against the Holy Spirit, the sin which will not be forgiven. I do not question your salvation. I question your doctrine and practices.

                          There are seval issues I have, but for starters:

                          We husbands are to love our spouse as Christ loves the Church. I am my beloved's and He is mine. Yet I see a that it is encouraged for husbands to "beat" their spouses. This is a practice associated with redical Musims. On what grounds does your fellowship base the beating of spouses? This was never the attitude exemplified by Christ.

                          I know some of you see this as a joke. Lets all have a grown up discussion, if you like.
                          So you're Gay.....

                          Genesis 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (And we all know what God did to Sodom)

                          Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                          20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                          Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

                          1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

                          15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

                          22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

                          2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

                          Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

                          Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.
                          (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

                          Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

                          1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                          1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

                          Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


                          As for the rest, that's just your opinion, I see no scripture to back up your beliefs.
                          Drama queen

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                          • RealBaptist
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
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                            • Apr 2011
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                            #28
                            Re: Angyal

                            I typed that quite fast. As you can all understand, I meant to say washed WITH the blood of Christ.

                            Sorry, I didn't see an EDIT option.

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                            • BelieverInGod
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                              • Feb 2010
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                              #29
                              Re: Angyal

                              Originally posted by RealBaptist View Post
                              I typed that quite fast. As you can all understand, I meant to say washed WITH the blood of Christ.

                              Sorry, I didn't see an EDIT option.
                              Doesn't explain why you have a "He" as a "wife".

                              As for the rest
                              The only way to salvation is through repentance and tbeing washed from the blood of Christ.
                              Well yeah, of course.

                              Physical death without Salvation is blaspheme against the Holy Spirit, the sin which will not be forgiven.
                              Please point out the scripture that says this, because I thought "blaspheme against the Holy Ghost" MEANT blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. But hey, obviously I don't have your magic reading goggles.

                              On what grounds does your fellowship base the beating of spouses? This was never the attitude exemplified by Christ.
                              Jesus never picked up a whip? Jesus never called people vipers or dogs? Exactly which Bible are you reading? Women are not told to submit to their husbands? Men are not told to be the masters of their households?
                              Drama queen

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                                • May 2008
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                                #30
                                Re: Angyal

                                Please show me where the Bible says that a man should not discipline his wife.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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