A Blessed Pesach

[David Rothstein]

Happy Passover, my Christian friends!

May you reflect on the simple truth of Judaism during this wonderful holiday when YHWH clearly proved that we are His chosen people and freed us from slavery. And I will pray that you not consume yourself with your imaginations for another two thousand years waiting for a mashiah that just isn't coming back.

Shalom,

David

[James Hutchins]

Re: A Blessed Pesach

Well, the money changer has returned. Been visiting your friends in E-gyp-t?

[HTannor]

Re: A Blessed Pesach

Happy Passover, my Christian friends!

The nose looks familiar. I've seen many like them approaching my bench.

Allow me to greet you in your hebrewish:

"Sha lome a lock u lick 'em."

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A Blessed Pesach

Happy Passover, my Christian friends!

May you reflect on the simple truth of Judaism during this wonderful holiday when YHWH clearly proved that we are His chosen people and freed us from slavery. And I will pray that you not consume yourself with your imaginations for another two thousand years waiting for a mashiah that just isn't coming back.

Shalom,

David

Hello David! Shazam!

I'll be thinking of your people when Good Friday comes around, and I'll reflect on how the "simple truth" of Jooism helped nail Jesus to the Cross.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[HTannor]

Re: A Blessed Pesach

I fear the kike has "ducked for cover." As opposed to "snipping the cover" which his kind are prone to do.

Perhaps this is the time for all True Christians® to gather together to "protect the cover" that our Godly Jesus™ has provided to us upon being born into his Loving Arms®.

[Cursed]

Re: A Blessed Pesach

Passover makes me sad when I think of all of the Christian babies who die so the filthy jews can make matzoh balls.

They're not True Christian babies that are sacrificed, but still. I guess it's all right, it's just gross. Jews are nasty.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Blessed Pesach

Happy Passover Pastover

PASTOVER
During this time, Pastafarians across the globe are encouraged to eat copious amounts of pasta, usually spaghetti, which is cooked "in His image" by family members dressed as Pirates. Pastover celebrates the time when the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching people with His Noodly Appendage.

Agreements

7 "Hmm... I suppose a healthy diet of pasta is a pretty important observance in addition to the regalia, and that not getting killed is pretty important to you.
8 You must be able to work for the pasta you need, as I, like a forgetful fish owner, am not a terribly dependable provider of such things.
9 I understand that you must be respectful to societal norms in order to do that.
10 But there must be some way to recognize my followers, that I may bless them accordingly.
11 And how am I to know my followers if not by the omnipresence of flamboyant sea-faring style?"
[...]
17 Nay, the true Pastafarian in hiding shall don small symbols of their faith under mildly pirate-inspired clothing such that they may show the signs and share the style whilst not betraying mainstream society's tentative and volatile acceptance.
18 But let us also designate a day in each season specifically for the observance of that which is holy and wholesome as pasta and piratedom, since we are so hidden at other times.
19 Let us stew the sauce for days on end, and give a portion to mark the entrances of sacred halls in which we gather as a place of free, open-hearted love and acceptance, as well as the possible location of a really awesome party.
20 Likewise, whenever and wherever we congregate, the doors shall be with marked with a banner of sauce colour as a declaration of intent to our lord and invitation for all others to join in our revelry.

My Sauce is particularly yummy this year, I will be marking my doors with the Marinara on Holy Pastover in remembrance of His first touch.