Hello from Juliette

[Juliette]

A good wish tot the good people of Landover.

I have a question for the pastors here.

I am enjoying my life of unspeakable sin and not planning to give it up for now. Above all i am not American.

But off course i don't want to burn in hell.
So. If I accept Jesus as my personal savior before I die, will i be saved in that case?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello from Juliette

A good wish tot the good people of Landover.

I have a question for the pastors here.

I am enjoying my life of unspeakable sin and not planning to give it up for now. Above all i am not American.

But off course i don't want to burn in hell.
So. If I accept Jesus as my personal savior before I die, will i be saved in that case?

You can never tell when Jesus is going to kill you. Being an unsaved Belgican who reads secular queer comic books is a very dangerous lifestyle choice. One of your goth buddies could batter you to death any minute now, and then where would you be? Better to get right with Christ now. It's a lot safer.

[SalvationSeeker]

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But off course i don't want to burn in hell.
So. If I accept Jesus as my personal savior before I die, will i be saved in that case?

No.
Jesus will know if you aren't being honest with Him... If you've planned such... See, you can't fool God.
Besides, you could die tommorow, swift and suddenly with no chance of accepting Jesus before your lungs draw their last blood-soaked breath.

Unless you repent of your sins and honestly want to stop commiting them (that's a big part of repenting), you'll go to hell.
Don't put it off please, repent of your sins and accept Jesus Christ TODAY!

[Juliette]

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You can never tell when Jesus is going to kill you. Being an unsaved Belgican who reads secular queer comic books is a very dangerous lifestyle choice. One of your goth buddies could batter you to death any minute now, and then where would you be? Better to get right with Christ now. It's a lot safer.

I am no goth but agree it's quite an unlucky choice as avatar. This guy also wrote a book on 'American Gods' to name something.

But there's a good chance Belgium will not exist much longer in the near future.

[Brother Temperance]

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I am no goth but agree it's quite an unlucky choice as avatar. This guy also wrote a book on 'American Gods' to name something.

But there's a good chance Belgium will not exist much longer in the near future.

I know all about Neil Gay-Man. What if you cut your finger while turning the page of one of his blasphemous "Sand-negro-man" books and caught the AIDS from it? I bet you'd wish you'd repented beforehand then, wouldn't you?

[Juliette]

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I know all about Neil Gay-Man. What if you cut your finger while turning the page of one of his blasphemous "Sand-negro-man" books and caught the AIDS from it? I bet you'd wish you'd repented beforehand then, wouldn't you?

Well. If God wants me in hell. He will anyway. Better have some fun before.

But anyway, I'm not here to convince people, to mock God, and i respect other peoples faith. I'm here out of honest interest in your church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well. If God wants me in hell. He will anyway. Better have some fun before.

But anyway, I'm not here to convince people, to mock God, and i respect other peoples faith. I'm here out of honest interest in your church.

Jesus has called you here for a reason, harlot. I suggest you listen to Him.

Hell is not a joke, nor is it a place where you can indulge yourself in whatever sick fetishes you like.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satan's Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Juliette]

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Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

Well. Who says i'm not financially supporting these hypocrites in Rome by doing so?

'Paypal' is only one character away from 'Papal'.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well. Who says i'm not financially supporting these hypocrites in Rome by doing so?

'Paypal' is only one character away from 'Papal'.

There is a dramatic difference between the True Christians™ of Landover Baptist Church, and the mary worshipers of the roman papists.

We are actual Christians, for one.


Paypal is simply a means that allows you to follow Christ's admonition to tithe 10% of your yearly (gross) income. You do not want to piss off Jesus.

Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[Deaner]

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'Paypal' is only one character away from 'Papal'.

Very clever. But you failed to notice the missing character is "y". As in "why".

Why would you support drunken wop geezers that sodomize children, drink blood and encourage you to talk to statues? That's a little weird isn't it?

[Juliette]

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Why would you support drunken wop geezers that sodomize children, drink blood and encourage you to talk to statues? That's a little weird isn't it?

I certainly would not as they deliberatly ruined my childhood in a way you don't want to know about.

[Deaner]

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I certainly would not as they deliberatly ruined my childhood in a way you don't want to know about.

And what might that be? Did some shady priest trick you into playing the holy spirit and Mary?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I'm sorry that you had to find out first-hand how evil the Catholic "church" is. However, God doesn't give anyone more than they can handle.

I'm glad that the Holy Spirit has led you here, so that you might hear the True Gospel, and be Saved.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Juliette]

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And what might that be? Did some shady priest trick you into playing the holy spirit and Mary?

I will not mention the thing with the easter candles and their obsession with fallic symbols. I mean. Take a look at their churches.

[Deaner]

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I will not mention the thing with the easter candles and their obsession with fallic symbols. I mean. Take a look at their churches.

Well, you seem to be well aware of those filthy wops and their perversions; that's a very good sign. False Christians are everywhere.

Any chance we can re-open the discussion on sending Baby Jesus a generous love donation via the convenient PayPal button at the bottom of the page?