[Flaggit]

Re: Flaggot here.

Sir, (Note that I am no loner referring to you as friend) You know nothing about me. I am not a drunk but a recovering alcoholic. I am right with the lord as I haven't had as much as a swig in nearly a year. He has delivered me from the poison that I turned to in my darkest hour.

Matthew 7:7 "Aske, and it shalbe giuen you: seeke, and ye shall finde: knocke, and it shalbe opened vnto you."

I can give a rat's rectum if you were my friend or not. Piss up a rope for all I care. I came here for the company of True Christians, not for pedo drunks.

God bless you, but stay the heck away from me.

[Drunken_christian]

Re: Flaggot here.

I can give a rat's rectum if you were my friend or not. Piss up a rope for all I care. I came here for the company of True Christians, not for pedo drunks.

God bless you, but stay the heck away from me.

Sir you are an affiliate with Satan, Enemy of the faith! Begone.

1st Peter 3:11

"Let him eschew euil and do good, let him seeke peace and ensue it."

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Flaggot here.

Sir, (Note that I am no loner referring to you as friend) You know nothing about me. I am not a drunk but a recovering alcoholic. I am right with the lord as I haven't had as much as a swig in nearly a year. He has delivered me from the poison that I turned to in my darkest hour.

Matthew 7:7 "Aske, and it shalbe giuen you: seeke, and ye shall finde: knocke, and it shalbe opened vnto you."

Congratulations on getting a handle on your booze problem friend. I myslef have struggled with John Barleycorn in my past. I even had a bit of relapse when that colored boy stole the election from John McCain and Sister Sarah. But that's all in the past now. But let me urge you to mind your manners on our forum. Don't get into arguments with other unsaved trash. Do as Jesus tells us, and turn the other cheek.*

*considering some of the topics mentioned in this thread, just let me say that I am referring to the cheeks on the face.

I can give a rat's rectum if you were my friend or not. Piss up a rope for all I care. I came here for the company of True Christians, not for pedo drunks.

God bless you, but stay the heck away from me.

The same goes for you Flaggot, you're doing much better, but keep a lid on it friend, let God and the Pastors handle the other unsaved trash.

[Flaggit]

Re: Flaggot here.

Dixon, please! We have good Christian womenfolk who read these forums. Language like you use is hardly fit for the locker room in a turkish bathhouse, let alone one of most Godly forums on the internets!

Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

Ephesians 4:29

I'm working on it, Prof.

So, how does your ex gay program work? I won't be strapped to a chair and smacked with a bunch or penis molds, sodomized and made to drink copious amounts of sperm until I vomit out the evil spirits, will I?

I only ask because I've heard some horror stories.

[Drunken_christian]

Re: Flaggot here.

Congratulations on getting a handle on your booze problem friend> I myslef have struggled with John Barleycorn in my past. I even had a bit of relapse when that colored boy got stole the election from John McCain. But that's all in the past now. But let me urge you to mind your manners on our forum. Don't get into arguments with other unsaved trash. Do as Jesus tells us, and turn the other cheek.*

*considering some of the topics mentioned in this thread, just let me say that I am referring to the cheeks on the face.



The same goes for you Flaggot, you're doing much better, but keep a lid on it friend, let God and the Pastors handle the other unsaved trash.

Yes sir.

[Drunken_christian]

Re: Flaggot here.

Also, Flaggit. I know how the evils of sodomy can affect your life. I suppose I should be more forgiving towards you. When I was a child my step father would take me to his "special place" and rape me. If you ever need anyone to talk to or share stories with just let me know. I'm here for you.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Flaggot here.

I'm working on it, Prof.

And you are doing much better, I must say.

So, how does your ex gay program work?

Well, it is an aversion therapy program, so you are correct to assume it will be a bit unpleasant.

I won't be strapped to a chair and smacked with a bunch of penis molds,

As a matter of fact, part of the therapy does involve something very similar to what you just described.

sodomized

Only in the worst cases of Sodomania are we forced to use the above ersatz phalli to actually penetrate the patient. And since you seem to only be mildly infected and have already come part way to Jesus, I seriously doubt that will need to resort to such extreme measures.

and made to drink copious amounts of sperm until I vomit out the evil spirits, will I?

No. Although the idea has been extensively studied and seemed promising, the difficulties that were encountered when we tried to obtain sufficient quantities of disease free human ejaculate forced us to abandon the therapy that was tentatively to be called semenboarding

I only ask because I've heard some horror stories.

As I said, it is not pleasant, but the reward is eternity in heaven. And that is a small price to pay if you ask me

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Flaggot here.

Sorry there, Smyth. I thought Faith Machine was a female. He was talking about getting jizz in his eye...





Can it, Drunkard. Since when is Urban Dictionary reputable? Go back to your MTV. The first or last name "Gay" doesn't denote that the person is a flammer.



My bad. I thought you were a chick after reading your "cum in my eye" story.

You have already been advised by Capt. Portway on how to address people here. Until you are told otherwise, you will address me as Mr. Smyth, Brother Smyth, or Brother Zechariah.

Some people call what you did passive-aggression: I call it disrespect.

Please don't let this happen again, WITH ANYONE.

Z. Smyth

[Flaggit]

Re: Flaggot here.

Ya, sure thing... As soon as you start addressing me as Mr. Flaggot.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Flaggot here.

Ya, sure thing... As soon as you start addressing me as Mr. Flaggot.

Are you making demands? Be careful how you answer, boy.



Z. Smyth

[Flaggit]

Re: Flaggot here.

Are you making demands? Be careful how you answer, boy.



Z. Smyth

Some call it making demands. I call it common respect... boy.

[wait_what]

Re: Flaggot here.

Some call it making demands. I call it common respect... boy.

I suggest you apologize to Brother Z quickly. Once you have proven yourself, you may earn some respect or even common courtesy. As unsaved trash, you must know your place, and that is the bottom of the heap. Courtesy is a privilege at this level. Know your role. You do not want to anger the good brethren of the LBC. The last person that did lived in Japan. We all know how that went down.

[Flaggit]

Re: Flaggot here.

I suggest you apologize to Brother Z quickly. Once you have proven yourself, you may earn some respect or even common courtesy. As unsaved trash, you must know your place, and that is the bottom of the heap. Courtesy is a privilege at this level. Know your role. You do not want to anger the good brethren of the LBC. The last person that did lived in Japan. We all know how that went down.

So, calling someone "boy" is bad?

Wonder why he is throwing that term around then... Seems odd a man of God would try to lord his authority. Everone else seems kind and helpful without a power trip. They have show quite the opposite, actually...

[Flaggit]

Re: Flaggot here.

Both Portway the the Prof both seem to have a genuine heart to help. I'm all ears to their advice. In a very short time, they seem to have helped me. I really want to go through the Prof's program. Would I have to move to Freehold? I do have a sister in Iowa.

[wait_what]

Re: Flaggot here.

So, calling someone "boy" is bad?

Wonder why he is throwing that term around then... Seems odd a man of God would try to lord his authority. Everone else seems kind and helpful without a power trip. They have show quite the opposite, actually...

They have authority, and as saved True Christians, should be respected. Of course only God is worthy of worship, anything else would be idolatry. But as beloved as the brethren of the LBC are, they are automatically worthy of respect by their membership alone.

Brother Zechariah Smyth is a fine upstanding gentleman. Give him a chance. You will like him. An American's American he is.