[wait_what]

Re: COME ON READ

Can we get this in English?

Or even better, could we get that in American?

[karmaserenity]

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Hey sick piffleS hows it going.

So im re righting the bible go and stick ur head in a fire and all males cut ur cocks off.

After reading some of the posts on this forum i have to say its so piffleing funny how deluded and piffleed up most of u are.

Yous have the australian flag on ur forum but ur too piffleing thick and retarded to realise it go and get a education and learn about religion.

And before u ask im a christean but im not as piffleed up as all you nobheads on here.

WHY ARE MY SAYING THIS well because you think piffles still belive the earths flat when its been proven scientificaly that its round *hey keep sayling and u will fall of the side of the earth

Like take this thread theirs a piffleing retarded old man preaching about us brits

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44975

Oh and he rambles on about how dirty us brits are but he doesn't realise that his picture on his avatar looks like a smelly old man that hasn't had a shower in a year.

FACTS
yous are

hipercrites
very narrow minded
retarded
piffleed up
ect

My advice to yous is stop preaching about all this burning in hell shit and go get a proper education and stop piffleing ur brothers and sisters then maby yous wouldn't be so messed up.

Don't use that type of language here this is a Godly forum.
Seriously do you kiss your mother with your mouth!

[Jack O'fagan]

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Brother Jack, I must say that it is truly remarkable that you have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps and transcended the pitfalls and foibles and shortcomings of a British education and become the learned man of letters that you are today.

So many times (including this very thread!) we see the pitiful result of the modern-day English school system, one that is hamstrung by liberalism and Branston Pickle and an influx of mooslims.

Sadly, not everyone is lucky enough to be the product of the America home-schooling experience, but you, my dear friend, come awfully close!



Your pal on The Path to Glory,

Zech

Thank you for your kind comments Brother Zechariah.

I was very fortunate to have been educated before the rot set in. We sang hymns to the Glory of God every morning and always said our prayers. If I spelt a word incorrectly I was thrashed until I could spell it.

Proverbs 23:13, 14 - Withhold not correction from the child:
For if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

Schools turned their back on God. These days half of the class has been assessed and given a label (special needs, autistic, dyslexic etc.). The correct labels for most of them are 'lazy' or 'retarded'. 'Nobhead' is the perfect example. His 'dyslexia' could have easily have been beaten out of him however we would have still have had to endure his drivel, but just correctly spelt.

I think he may have been directed here by the Lord Himself just to show us an extreme example of where it can so easily go wrong and also to reaffirm that we are on the correct path to righteousness.

Glory!

YiC

Jack

[ExGay Alex]

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It's really shocking that a person who couldn't spell his way out of a paper bag tells us to get an education.

The first step of education is to have one's eyes opened and be turned from darkness to light. (Acts 26:18) It is not good that the soul be without knowledge. (Proverbs 19:2) Only in God's light can we see light. (Psalm 36:9) Proverbs 4:7 - "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding."

Proverbs 2:3-5 - "Yea, if thou criest after knowledge, and liftest up thy voice for understanding; If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest for her as for hid treasures; Then shalt thou understand the fear of the LORD, and find the knowledge of God."

The thing is, we HAVE an education. We not only know God but we are capable of intelligent discourse through the proper use of the English language.

I weep for atheists such as the original poster, who will not only burn in Hell after he dies, but will suffer the indignity of being a demonstrable and proven nincompoop throughout his time on this earthly plane.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Brother Jack, I must say that it is truly remarkable that you have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps and transcended the pitfalls and foibles and shortcomings of a British education and become the learned man of letters that you are today.

So many times (including this very thread!) we see the pitiful result of the modern-day English school system, one that is hamstrung by liberalism and Branston Pickle and an influx of mooslims.

Sadly, not everyone is lucky enough to be the product of the America home-schooling experience, but you, my dear friend, come awfully close!



Your pal on The Path to Glory,

Zech

[Nobar King]

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Also i hapen to be british and i have readen alot slaging brits off and most of all all of u post some absolutely strange so called facts that are the opersit to facts like the earths flat come on we all now its round if it was flat how would people be able to saile round the world and back if it was flat they would fall off the other side.

Can we get this in English?

[Jack O'fagan]

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Nobhead, I have placed one of your messages on the 'God hates Britain' thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=738160#post738160

You will sit there for many years as an example of the kind of retard that is produced by our education system.

I hope this doesn't make you 'hatful' towards me.

Yours in Christ,

Jack

[Jack O'fagan]

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That's judgmental and mean. Why are you so hateful?

WHY AM I SO MEAN well im not mean but i hapened to stumble across this forum tonight and everything i have readen on the forum is discusting
theirs a thread about should goths get raped well its discusting thats why im so hatful of ur forum.

Also i hapen to be british and i have readen alot slaging brits off and most of all all of u post some absolutely strange so called facts that are the opersit to facts like the earths flat come on we all now its round if it was flat how would people be able to saile round the world and back if it was flat they would fall off the other side.


If following what the Bible says makes me pilffled, I want to be piffled!

Piffled is a stupid transalation system that ur forum has for swearwords




It's funny you mention educational levels. Don't worry. I know this will fly over your head.

Well unlike alot of use i was properly educated not rediculouse home schooling.


Is that yous advice? Please get help for your petrol huffing addiction and quit living the abo lifestyle, son!

I dont have a petrol huffing addiction i just dont like my culture being slagged off and i also think all of ur so called facts are rediculous


I do have very valid points but im not tired or emotional ive had loads of sleep and im feeling great.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, Exhibit B.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Hey sick piffleS hows it going.

So im re righting the bible go and stick ur head in a fire and all males cut ur cocks off.

After reading some of the posts on this forum i have to say its so piffleing funny how deluded and piffleed up most of u are.

Yous have the australian flag on ur forum but ur too piffleing thick and retarded to realise it go and get a education and learn about religion.

And before u ask im a christean but im not as piffleed up as all you nobheads on here.

WHY ARE MY SAYING THIS well because you think piffles still belive the earths flat when its been proven scientificaly that its round *hey keep sayling and u will fall of the side of the earth

Like take this thread theirs a piffleing retarded old man preaching about us brits

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44975

Oh and he rambles on about how dirty us brits are but he doesn't realise that his picture on his avatar looks like a smelly old man that hasn't had a shower in a year.

FACTS
yous are

hipercrites
very narrow minded
retarded
piffleed up
ect

My advice to yous is stop preaching about all this burning in hell shit and go get a proper education and stop piffleing ur brothers and sisters then maby yous wouldn't be so messed up.

This is a perfect example of how British education has produced a genertion of knuckle dragging regards. Would it be ok if I just cut and paste it and put it in the 'God hates Britain' thread? It could be 'exhibit A'. It just seems too good to waste and it would need no explanation.

YiC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Try again. Your persecution is so retarded that I am not sure if we will get blessings for it like we normally would.

An excellent point, friend!

Does God still bless us when the persecuters are clearly inept? Or is the blessing we receive our joyous laughter at the tard's expense?

Yes, nobhead, we are laughing AT you, not WITH you.

[wait_what]

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My advice to yous is stop preaching about all this burning in hell shit and go get a proper education and stop piffleing ur brothers and sisters then maby yous wouldn't be so messed up.

Four uses of the word and followed by the word then, no commas, all misspelled, non-existent words being used, and we should go get a proper education?

Try again. Your persecution is so retarded that I am not sure if we will get blessings for it like we normally would.

[nobheads]

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We're hateful? Did we charge into retards.com and start slamming your board?

So go away. If it's that offensive, just don't read it.

Im not on retards.com and yes it is that offencive well can u try and put ur self in my shoes and try and understand if someone was calling ur culture how would u feel.



So English is your first language? Wow Public school has not taught you anything.

Its tought me how to be normal unlike most of yous





Are you off your meds?

I dont take meds




You know, my 9-year-old son would be beaten for writing this bad.

Well that just shows how much of a good parent u are.




So you're just angry at everyone, I see. He was giving you the benefit of the doubt, that your drunken ramblings were the cause of fatigue or some other reason. Unfortunately it seems that you are nothing more than another retarded victim of public education.

In 20 years, you people will just be communicating by grunts and growls.
I dont have a petrol huffing addiction i just dont like my culture being slagged off and i also think all of ur so called facts are rediculous


Im not another victim of public education im just normal compared to this forum yous talk about people will burn in hell for so triveal things and yous also have unbelivably strange and sick views.



Youve still not answered my question why do yous have so old fashoned views like the worlds flat when we all no it aint.




I do have very valid points but im not tired or emotional ive had loads of sleep and im feeling great.

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[BelieverInGod]

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That's judgmental and mean. Why are you so hateful?

We're hateful? Did we charge into retards.com and start slamming your board?

WHY AM I SO MEAN well im not mean but i hapened to stumble across this forum tonight and everything i have readen on the forum is discusting
theirs a thread about should goths get raped well its discusting thats why im so hatful of ur forum.

So go away. If it's that offensive, just don't read it.

Also i hapen to be british and i have readen alot slaging brits off and most of all all of u post some absolutely strange so called facts that are the opersit to facts like the earths flat come on we all now its round if it was flat how would people be able to saile round the world and back if it was flat they would fall off the other side.

So English is your first language? Wow Public school has not taught you anything.

If following what the Bible says makes me pilffled, I want to be piffled!

Piffled is a stupid transalation system that ur forum has for swearwords

Are you off your meds?

It's funny you mention educational levels. Don't worry. I know this will fly over your head.

Well unlike alot of use i was properly educated not rediculouse home schooling.

You know, my 9-year-old son would be beaten for writing this bad.

Is that yous advice? Please get help for your petrol huffing addiction and quit living the abo lifestyle, son!

So you're just angry at everyone, I see. He was giving you the benefit of the doubt, that your drunken ramblings were the cause of fatigue or some other reason. Unfortunately it seems that you are nothing more than another retarded victim of public education.

In 20 years, you people will just be communicating by grunts and growls.
I dont have a petrol huffing addiction i just dont like my culture being slagged off and i also think all of ur so called facts are rediculous







I do have very valid points but im not tired or emotional ive had loads of sleep and im feeling great.[/QUOTE]

[nobheads]

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That's judgmental and mean. Why are you so hateful?

WHY AM I SO MEAN well im not mean but i hapened to stumble across this forum tonight and everything i have readen on the forum is discusting
theirs a thread about should goths get raped well its discusting thats why im so hatful of ur forum.

Also i hapen to be british and i have readen alot slaging brits off and most of all all of u post some absolutely strange so called facts that are the opersit to facts like the earths flat come on we all now its round if it was flat how would people be able to saile round the world and back if it was flat they would fall off the other side.



If following what the Bible says makes me pilffled, I want to be piffled!

Piffled is a stupid transalation system that ur forum has for swearwords




It's funny you mention educational levels. Don't worry. I know this will fly over your head.

Well unlike alot of use i was properly educated not rediculouse home schooling.




Is that yous advice? Please get help for your petrol huffing addiction and quit living the abo lifestyle, son![/QUOTE]

I dont have a petrol huffing addiction i just dont like my culture being slagged off and i also think all of ur so called facts are rediculous

Sir while you may have some valid points to make, I get the impression you may be a little "tired and emotional" at present. I would advise a large glass of water followed by a long lie down. I hope you have some distalgesics for the morning.

I do have very valid points but im not tired or emotional ive had loads of sleep and im feeling great.

[Jo Freddie]

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Sir while you may have some valid points to make, I get the impression you may be a little "tired and emotional" at present. I would advise a large glass of water followed by a long lie down. I hope you have some distalgesics for the morning.