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10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!

Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell.

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."
  1. The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
  2. Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Psalm 82:3 "... do justice to the afflicted and needy."
  3. The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex. One of the victims was Princess Diana who used drugs and was having deadly car sex with Dodi Fayed while listening to The Phantom of the Opera. 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
  4. Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
  5. Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. 1st Samuel 21:15 "... play the mad man in my presence ..."
  6. On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S.". Revelation 21:8 "... the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone ..."
  7. British soccer fans are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6 "... violence covereth them as a garment ..."
  8. Brittain has a huge porn industry with magazines like The Daily Mail, The Mirror, The Express and The Sun to make sure even little children get forced to see naked breasts long before they even learn how to read and write. 1st John 2:16 "... the lust of the flesh ..."
  9. The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie. Ephesians 4:19 "... uncleanness with greediness."
  10. The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Romans 6:19 "... servants to uncleanness ..."

All people of Brittain need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like India, Iceland, Sweden, Holland, New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, Denmark, The Faroe Islands, The Netherlands, England, Scotland, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
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@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never lets me watch British TV!
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An inspired article on my excuse for a country's manic depravity. You even got our flag right!
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Cranky I am not old enough to remember, but I bet you are. My dad told me that the leader of the satanic music group called the Beatles, once said that they where more popular than Jesus. His name was John Lennon, from what I understand God killed him in Manhattan in the early 1980's. The other satanic music group call the Rolling Stones mad a song called sympathy for the DEVIL. My dad always called them the strolling clones.
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Firstly, thank you Cranky. Very informative and interesting article (as always).

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Cranky I am not old enough to remember, but I bet you are. My dad told me that the leader of the satanic music group called the Beatles, once said that they where more popular than Jesus. His name was John Lennon, from what I understand God killed him in Manhattan in the early 1980's. The other satanic music group call the Rolling Stones mad a song called sympathy for the DEVIL. My dad always called them the strolling clones.
The Rolling Stones are no-good God mocking satanists, they stole their name from the "rolling stone" encountered during the resurrection of Jesus. (who died for OUR sins, lest we forget)

Mark 16:4
And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great.


God has seen what they are trying to do by stealing Jesus' thunder and has punished them accordingly:

Proverbs 26:27
If a man digs a pit, he will fall into it;
if a man rolls a stone, it will roll back on him.


Also the P**n "Industry" is huge in Britain, I get worked up just thinking about it. I sometimes think about how much better off Brittain would be if it was banned altogether, but there hasn't really been a mass-debate on the subject by politicians as of yet (they probably enjoy it too much themselves ).
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I'd like to point out, before the flood of Brittish geniuses arrives, that England is the only country in the history of the world whose citizens have completely failed to master its OWN language. In fact, the British are even PROUD of having lowered the grade for studies such as spelling and punctuation. The British are expected to understand any combination of illiterate and un-educated ramblings as if it were the work of William Shakespeare, God help you if you were expecting some kind of normal American English if you are trying to understand what they're writing.
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Brother COM!

Praise you indeed! I do have to say your prowess in finding all the damning, but very truthful information on these God-mocking countries is second to none!

The Lord must be guiding you every step of the way in your expose'.

Brittain seems to be the worst of the bunch IMO, with their obsession for P*rn and open views on homer activity.

One such specimen is a homer named Julian Clary who calls himself "Lord of the Mince" How dare he!



There is only ONE Lord and that is Our Lord Jesus Christ!!

The Brits also included the gaybo Clary false Messiah in the later "Carry On" movie, "Carry On Columbus" which just adds insult to injury. One homer (Kenneth Williams) gets killed by the Aids and they just replaced him with another.

At least it was not Carry On Up the Khyber, which given his evil sexual orientation would have been apt.

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[*]Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing.
This particular form of brain damage is rife in New Zealand also; I believe it is a form of Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease? It is my understanding that the Brits deliberately culivated CJD, as with Foot and Mouth disease, as weapons of leftist-driving destruction. A Brit driving in the States is a danger to all other road users, and should rammed off the road and executed immediately.

Thanks to the British diseasing of NZ, I have a mild form of both diseases, which sometimes manifests itself via an inability to use Proper American English™. I cannot help it; I beg of you, please read my posts with a spirit of understanding and forgiveness.
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It's spelt Britain, and that's the Australian flag you uploaded..

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It's spelt Britain
I cannot help that your country seems to have so many different names. Great Brittain, England, Great Britain, Brittish Isles, Britain, British Isles, Brittain or the United Kingdom. You people should pick a name.

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I am 100% sure that this is not the Australian flag!
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It's spelt Britain, and that's the Australian flag you uploaded..

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The Brittish have more than one flag, I think. I keep seeing a red cross on a field of white. What does that represent?
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I believe it's some sort of gay pride symbol.
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I am 100% sure that this is not the Australian flag!
But it could be the flag of New Zealand. I came to this thread expecting to defend my country but, instead, I found myself agreeing with all your points.

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The Brittish have more than one flag, I think. I keep seeing a red cross on a field of white. What does that represent?
That's the flag of St George, the Patron Saint of England. Who, it seems, never actually even set foot on our shores.

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I came to this thread expecting to defend my country but, instead, I found myself agreeing with all your points.
I am very glad to hear that. Don't forget to sent your fellow countrymen here as well.
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And here I thought Christianity was about loving everyone as you would love yourself. I thought God is supposed to be loving of all of his children. It is because of this hypocrisy that I don't believe. And don't you dare try and call me 'Satanic' or 'Damned to Hell' because I don't believe in that stuff either.
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And here I thought Christianity was about loving everyone
That is what child raping Catholic priests told you. In reality God is not the fluffy bunny Catholics make Him out to be.

God kills those who do not believe in Him: 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
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And here I thought Christianity was about loving everyone as you would love yourself. I thought God is supposed to be loving of all of his children. It is because of this hypocrisy that I don't believe. And don't you dare try and call me 'Satanic' or 'Damned to Hell' because I don't believe in that stuff either.
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Im from the UK and I find this thread most offensive and disturbing, as Athiestchivvy says surely god loves all???
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