I'm homosexual and what is this?

[An_Atheist]

So err what is this?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

So err what is this?

The introduction forum. Wow, you atheists are getting dumber by the day.

It's where you read the directions at the top of the page and answer the questions set forth.

You have already told us you are a God-mocker, so why not explain instead why you have chosen to insult and harass Christians via the Internet, in another state, instead of growing a pair and marching down to your mommy's church and spouting off about how much you hate God and want to sodomize children in front of her friends during services?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

So err what is this?

I believe it's the worst introductory post I've seen in, oh, 2 minutes or so.



Why do you want to go to hell? Your sodomite ways will send you packing there, friend!

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[An_Atheist]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

I believe it's the worst introductory post I've seen in, oh, 2 minutes or so.



Why do you want to go to hell? Your sodomite ways will send you packing there, friend!

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Hell doesn't exist. Also, why at the Promise Enforcers forum does it say no women or homosexuals?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

Hell doesn't exist. Also, why at the Promise Enforcers forum does it say no women or homosexuals?

Because it's a section for men. Do you have problems with reading comprehension? It seems pretty simple to me.

[An_Atheist]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

Because it's a section for men. Do you have problems with reading comprehension? It seems pretty simple to me.

What is the difference between men and women? It's simple human rights. I don't see a section for women.

Also, what is this:

For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting.

This isn't a middle eastern country, this is America I assume.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

What is the difference between men and women? It's simple human rights. I don't see a section for women.

Also, what is this:



This isn't a middle eastern country, this is America I assume.

Good grief, no wonder you're a homo!



Basically, a man has a tallywhacker and a woman has a cooter.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. Q]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

Hell doesn't exist.

Ah, I see someone's paid a visit to their local commie newsstand recently.


Just because the Satanic liberal media runs an interview disguised as "journalism" with the self-proclaimed gay-loving "Reverend" Rob Bell...

...doesn't mean GOD is even contemplating rewriting his WORD to allow EVERYONE into Heaven, as Bell asserts.

[wait_what]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

What is the difference between men and women? It's simple human rights. I don't see a section for women.

.

1. To reiterate what Brother Zechariah said, if you do not know the difference I can understand why you would put yourself through the shame, pain, and horrible life that homosexuality brings to you and every member of society who has ever met you.

2. There is a section for women. Look harder. Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack. Silly gay boy. Less time on your knees with a sweaty Iranian cab driver and more time on your knees with a KJV, you will eventually be all right.

[An_Atheist]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

The introduction forum. Wow, you atheists are getting dumber by the day.

It's where you read the directions at the top of the page and answer the questions set forth.

You have already told us you are a God-mocker, so why not explain instead why you have chosen to insult and harass Christians via the Internet, in another state, instead of growing a pair and marching down to your mommy's church and spouting off about how much you hate God and want to sodomize children in front of her friends during services?

I believe it's the worst introductory post I've seen in, oh, 2 minutes or so.



Why do you want to go to hell? Your sodomite ways will send you packing there, friend!

(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Also, what is this:

Tell her once
For only having to tell her once



Violence against women, you lot are sick.

[An_Atheist]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

Good grief, no wonder you're a homo!



Basically, a man has a tallywhacker and a woman has a cooter.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

No shit sherlock. A woman has the same rights as a man.

[Rev. Q]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

Violence against women, you lot are sick.

Violence is begat by hate. We do not hate our wives, silly atheist! As the wooden paddle that hung in my mother's kitchen read, "Bless the buns that receive this correction; help it lead them in the right direction." So this philosophy applies to subservience to the head of the house, he who was created in HIS image.

Violence is something you see in muslim countries and black ghettos (ravaged by hatred of Christians and Caucasians, respectively).

Obviously GOD'S love was at work when I had to correct my wife just the other night...

...I'm just glad she didn't wind up with a Mary-shaped bruise, or I'd have 48,000 Messicans lined up around the block.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

No shit sherlock. A woman has the same rights as a man.

A woman does not have any "rights"

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

What is the difference between men and women? It's simple human rights. I don't see a section for women.

Also, what is this:



This isn't a middle eastern country, this is America I assume.

Why do you care, as a homer you hate women, spit in our faces and call us "fish".

Yes there is a section for women, no you are not welcome there. In fact why are you here? Do you want to turn your life over to God? You do realize you will have to give up your disgusting lifestyle before God will accept you. Contact your local Baptist church for an ex-gay ministry.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm homosexual and what is this?

Also, what is this:

Tell her once
For only having to tell her once



Violence against women, you lot are sick.

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you see the irony...

Getting called "sick" by a fudge-packer is as ridiculous as Brock HUSSEIN Obama saying "My fellow Americans..."



YiC,

Z. Smyth