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HAIL SATIN!!!!
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Last edited by Meek and Humble; 04-26-2011, 12:43 AM. -
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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I once worked with a devil worshiper named Barnaby Nickolai Reese. One night he went out for a tattoo with a few other of his devil worshiping sodomite friends. His request was a large dragon-esque figure with the words "SATAN LIVES" above it. Instead the tattoo artist spelled it "SATIN LIVES". I guess being stuck with something so stupid is what you get for being an enemy of the faith
Revelation 19:20
"And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone."Comment
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I guess it's just my redneck side, but I really appreciate denim and linen for their wearability.Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View PostDrama queenComment
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I go with denim and flannel myself, when it's not too hot.Originally posted by BelieverInGod View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Oh no, absolutley satin or me. I'm a satin girl. My negligents, my pijama - it's very hot and sweaty here in Spain in summer so the cool soft fresh feels of the satin on my skin is wonderful to feel. Satin for me. More comfoprtable for underclotheses too. And my pretty summer dresses.
I like satin.
YIC, Mari.Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.Comment
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Satin does make some slippery sheets.
I had a set of satin sheets once. They felt really nice, but I kept slipping out of bed. Had to switch back to flannel.
Come to think of it, I suppose I could have leveled the bed . . .Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Is it true that the Muslins worship Satin?This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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It makes getting on your knees and praying so much easier.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I like my bed tilted so I can slide out to pray whenever I want, and it is easier to climb back in after a solid 2 hour stint on my knees. My age is catching up with me.The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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ARE YOU STUPID? YOU FORGOT A PERIOD AFTER FAITH YOU DUMBASS! GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.Originally posted by Drunken_christian View PostI once worked with a devil worshiper named Barnaby Nickolai Reese. One night he went out for a tattoo with a few other of his devil worshiping sodomite friends. His request was a large dragon-esque figure with the words "SATAN LIVES" above it. Instead the tattoo artist spelled it "SATIN LIVES". I guess being stuck with something so stupid is what you get for being an enemy of the faithComment
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
All I have to say is: Exodus 34:14 and Matthew 4:10.
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