Am I Doomed!!!!

[Trammell 7S]

I am an admin on a modding website called TeddyRuxpinLuvrs our goal is to share and care and eventually bring down walls between people. Is this wrong and if it is how can I be saved?

[Trammell 7S]

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Bob, Whyyyyy you break it?

[Born Again Bob]

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Bob, Whyyyyy you break it?

I'm sorry, you wanted to impress us with your diabolical cyber-criminality? I started to drift off. You all talk such a big game and never ever DO anything.

BAB

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Furry hAXoRz???



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[BelieverInGod]

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I'm sorry, you wanted to impress us with your diabolical cyber-criminality? I started to drift off. You all talk such a big game and never ever DO anything.

BAB

Is this one of the group who has dedicated their lives to annoying us to death?

[Born Again Bob]

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Yes, I believe so, dear Sister. So, good time to go to sleep safe in the knowledge that the world's least effectual attackers since France's WWII Surrender Monkey Brigade are on the case. Good night one and all.

BAB

[Faith_Machine]

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I am an admin on a modding website called TeddyRuxpinLuvrs our goal is to share and care and eventually bring down walls between people. Is this wrong and if it is how can I be saved?

What do you mean when you say "modding?" Are you modifying Xboxes or PlayStations or something?

And what does that have to do with Teddy Ruxpin?

Moreover, friend, why are you here?

We're here to praise Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What do you mean when you say "modding?" Are you modifying Xboxes or PlayStations or something?

And what does that have to do with Teddy Ruxpin?

Moreover, friend, why are you here?

We're here to praise Jesus.

A member of my congregation came to me just last week on this very matter.

Mrs. <NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT, YET INATTENTIVE, PARENT> told me that she was cleaning out under her son Jeff Livingston's bed at 1259 West 38th Street, Apartment 7, and found a strange-looking, crusty teddy bear. She brought it to me to ask what the story was, a worried look upon her face.

After searching the lad's computer and investigating the toy, I was truly horrified to inform her that he had gone online to buy a "modded" Teddy Ruxpin doll. It had been cut open below the tail, and a so-called "Fleshlight" inserted and stitched in, making the ultimate "plushie" sex toy.

It seems these perverts call it the "Teddy Fuxpin". (Don't say that out loud around children.) I won't tell you what sort of cassette tapes they recommended having it play while in "use" -- I'm sure you can imagine.

Needless to say, she and I were horrified, and gave the toy to the boy's father, <NAME REMOVED>, asking him to provide discipline to his son Jeff Livingston. We stayed in the living room while Mr. <NAME REMOVED> went into Jeff's room and spent about two hours working the lad over. The boy was walking funny for a couple of days afterward!

I'm sure this is the last we will hear of Teddy Fuxpin in North Salem. Mr. <NAME REMOVED> assures me the toy has been safely locked away, so that he may bring it out to humiliate JEFF LIVINGSTON in the future if he should get "uppity".

Meanwhile, we have forwarded the "modding" forum's information to the Department of Faith.

[Faith_Machine]

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Reverend Rodimer, I am stunned and disgusted by what you've told me. How prevalent is this "modding" craze? It sounds like these pervos have a pretty sophisticated distribution network.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Reverend Rodimer, I am stunned and disgusted by what you've told me. How prevalent is this "modding" craze? It sounds like these pervos have a pretty sophisticated distribution network.

UPS, Brother.

Big Brown, indeed.

[Barack]

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I am an admin on a modding website called TeddyRuxpinLuvrs our goal is to share and care and eventually bring down walls between people. Is this wrong and if it is how can I be saved?

Wow, I used to watch that show when I was ~5. Brings back memories haha. I don't think it's spiritually detrimental to run that site as long as it doesn't transition from friendliness to homo love.