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  • Nicholas Finn
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    • Apr 2011
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    #1

    Hi i'm Nicholas

    My name is Nicholas Kane Finn. I would like to become a true Christian. I have never been really religious but I like you guys and girls.
  • wait_what
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    • Mar 2011
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    Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

    Originally posted by Nicholas Finn View Post
    My name is Nicholas Kane Finn. I would like to become a true Christian. I have never been really religious but I like you guys and girls.

    So, where are you from?

    What is your favorite scripture?

    What is your favorite firearm?

    What brought you to this wonderful place?

    Why do you think you are ready to be saved?
    The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
    Give her a shovel.
    Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
    19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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    • Nicholas Finn
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      • Apr 2011
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      #3
      Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

      Originally posted by wait_what View Post
      So, where are you from?

      What is your favorite scripture?

      What is your favorite firearm?

      What brought you to this wonderful place?

      Why do you think you are ready to be saved?
      1. I live in Phoenix Arizona.

      2. By scripture you mean book right. Sorry if i'm wrong.

      3. I do not like to use of guns.

      4. My friend told me about this place.

      5. Most of my family is religious. But they are catholics and I really wasn't interested in it. I would love to learn about Christianity.

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      • wait_what
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        • Mar 2011
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        Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

        Originally posted by Nicholas Finn View Post
        1. I live in Phoenix Arizona.

        2. By scripture you mean book right. Sorry if i'm wrong.

        3. I do not like to use of guns.

        4. My friend told me about this place.

        5. Most of my family is religious. But they are catholics and I really wasn't interested in it. I would love to learn about Christianity.
        Oh boy, we have some work to do.

        1. By Scripture, we mean passage or verse(s) of Scripture from The Holy Bible, preferably a KJV 1611, that have deep meaning to you.

        2. Phoenix, AZ - Are you okay? I hear there are a lot of heathen messicans down there trying to steal rims and take jobs by selling produce roadside.

        3. Without guns, how can you protect your wife and kids or hunt to provide for them?

        4. Who is your friend? Would we know him?

        5. It is good that you have seen how horrible and evil Cat-a-licks are. But you will have to work hard if you want to be a True Christian.

        Welcome.
        The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
        Give her a shovel.
        Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
        19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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        • Nicholas Finn
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          • Apr 2011
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          #5
          Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

          Originally posted by wait_what View Post
          Oh boy, we have some work to do.

          1. By Scripture, we mean passage or verse(s) of Scripture from The Holy Bible, preferably a KJV 1611, that have deep meaning to you.

          2. Phoenix, AZ - Are you okay? I hear there are a lot of heathen messicans down there trying to steal rims and take jobs by selling produce roadside.

          3. Without guns, how can you protect your wife and kids or hunt to provide for them?

          4. Who is your friend? Would we know him?

          5. It is good that you have seen how horrible and evil Cat-a-licks are. But you will have to work hard if you want to be a True Christian.

          Welcome.
          1. I currently don't own a bible. I have read a bible but I really haven't read anything that has a deep meaning to me yet.

          2. I like it here. It's where all my family lives. We used to live in Alberta New York. Also yes there are.

          3. I'm currently single. I'm looking for someone though. Once I find the right person I will purchase a gun.

          4. His name is Micheal Sims. Do you know him?

          5. I will try my best to become a True Christian.

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          • wait_what
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            • Mar 2011
            • 592

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            Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

            Originally posted by Nicholas Finn View Post
            1. I currently don't own a bible. I have read a bible but I really haven't read anything that has a deep meaning to me yet.

            2. I like it here. It's where all my family lives. We used to live in Alberta New York. Also yes there are.

            3. I'm currently single. I'm looking for someone though. Once I find the right person I will purchase a gun.

            4. His name is REMOVED BY wait_what. Do you know him?

            5. I will try my best to become a True Christian.
            Many times True Christians alter their names to avoid attracting too much attention and hoarding all of the blessings for themselves. You might want to remove that name, and use his username instead.

            You can begin reading the KJV 1611 online, simply google search it until you are ready to buy your own book.

            In the meantime, peruse the forums, read the noobs thread before posting, and get in touch with a pastor or two. They are great guys!
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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            • Faith_Machine
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              • Mar 2011
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              #7
              Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

              Originally posted by wait_what View Post

              You can begin reading the KJV 1611 online, simply google search it until you are ready to buy your own book.

              Which Web sites do you trust for this? There's so much garbage on the Web that I wouldn't put it past some of those lying Webmasters to try and pass off the King James II as the 1611 original.
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              • wait_what
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                • Mar 2011
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                Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Which Web sites do you trust for this? There's so much garbage on the Web that I wouldn't put it past some of those lying Webmasters to try and pass off the King James II as the 1611 original.
                I would recommend either:




                or

                The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                Give her a shovel.
                Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                • BelieverInGod
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                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

                  Originally posted by Nicholas Finn View Post
                  1. I live in Phoenix Arizona.

                  2. By scripture you mean book right. Sorry if i'm wrong.

                  3. I do not like to use of guns.

                  4. My friend told me about this place.

                  5. Most of my family is religious. But they are catholics and I really wasn't interested in it. I would love to learn about Christianity.
                  You live in Arizona? Well you're in luck!

                  Faithful Word Baptist Church is in your state and they're in the top 5 of Holiest Churches in the US!

                  Isn't that Great News?
                  Drama queen

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

                    Welcome Nick. Why would you wait to get married to get a gun? I got my first one (AR-15) when I turned 6. Great step up from the Beeman pellet guns.

                    Did you get a Bible yet? God is waiting.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Hi i'm Nicholas

                      Nicholas, I'm concerned.

                      Phoenix is overrun with Mormons.

                      You haven't been reading their little book about becoming a god on another planet after you die, have you? Or about magic underwear shielding you from evil? Or about how Jesus came to North America and preached to the Indians?

                      Just because they are well-dressed and polite, that doesn't mean they are going to Heaven. The LSD cult is pretty freaky . . . And they not only made up their doctrine, but they change it whenever it becomes inconvenient.

                      Did you know that they preached polygamy until they were sufficiently prosecuted for it? Then, they received a "new prophecy" denying the old prophecy, denying polygamy (formerly a major tenet of the cult).

                      Did you know they said until the 1970s that black people were "dirty" because of sin, and not worthy to enter the Temple? But once the Civil Rights Act passed, and society began to view Negroes as humans, they received a "new prophecy" denying the old prophecy.

                      What will be the Mormons' next "new prophecy" from their unchanging "god" who just happens to turn whichever way the wind blows? That's not a god, that's a weathervane.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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