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Good day friends, I am currently a student at a local community college. I live a very stressful life, and the weekends have become my only time for enjoyment and personal time with friends and family. I attend a church, but my visits are sporadic- I am seeking to rectify this in the future.
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Re: Greetings and Salutations
Welcome to God's favorite Web site, er, "Lazarus."
What church do you attend?
What's with this "Archbishop" business? If you're an Archbishop, I would assume you'd kind of be required to attend more than sporadically, but I guess you Catholics play fast and loose with things like rules and responsibilities.
Tell me, have you married in spite of your vow of celibacy?
How many sons has your wife borne you, and do you permit the other priests to molest them?
What is your favorite Bible verse?WARNING:
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