My name is midge

[Midge Murphy]

Hello to everyone, my name is midge, I found jesus a long time ago, when i was a child, my favorite verse is john 3-16, for god so loved the world he gave his only begoten son, that whosever believes in him shall have everlasting life.

I noticed some opinon on this site that say that god doesnt like some people, but i blieve every1 is precios in his site and jesus would not want us to hate other people, he is the way an the lite, I have had a hard life, I have achondoplasha and am a littel person yay! and I know that jesus has watched over me and looked over me.

I like cooking and I want to share with you my best pancake recipee, take one cup of flour and one tablespon of sugar and one tespoon of baking powder and one half tespoon of baking soda and one forth tespoon of salt and mix those, and one beten egg and two tablesponns of vegtable oil and one cup of buttermilk, stir but do not overmix!!! then cook them in an iron skilet!, this makes the best breakfast, I hope you enjoy!!

God bless and have a nice day.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hello to everyone, my name is midge, I found jesus a long time ago, when i was a child, my favorite verse is john 3-16, for god so loved the world he gave his only begoten son, that whosever believes in him shall have everlasting life.

I noticed some opinon on this site that say that god doesnt like some people, but i blieve every1 is precios in his site and jesus would not want us to hate other people, he is the way an the lite, I have had a hard life, I have achondoplasha and am a littel person yay! and I know that jesus has watched over me and looked over me.

I like cooking and I want to share with you my best pancake recipee, take one cup of flour and one tablespon of sugar and one tespoon of baking powder and one half tespoon of baking soda and one forth tespoon of salt and mix those, and one beten egg and two tablesponns of vegtable oil and one cup of buttermilk, stir but do not overmix!!! then cook them in an iron skilet!, this makes the best breakfast, I hope you enjoy!!

God bless and have a nice day.

Do you have any idea what sort of sin your parents committed that made God so angry that he punished them by making you a dwarf retard?

And I know retards have trouble with this sort of stuff, but on this forum we CAPITALIZE the words God, Jesus, the Bible and all references to Them

But welcome to the forum, I guess.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My name is midge

Hello to everyone, my name is midge, I found jesus a long time ago, when i was a child, my favorite verse is john 3-16, for god so loved the world he gave his only begoten son, that whosever believes in him shall have everlasting life.

I noticed some opinon on this site that say that god doesnt like some people, but i blieve every1 is precios in his site and jesus would not want us to hate other people, he is the way an the lite, I have had a hard life, I have achondoplasha and am a littel person yay! and I know that jesus has watched over me and looked over me.

I like cooking and I want to share with you my best pancake recipee, take one cup of flour and one tablespon of sugar and one tespoon of baking powder and one half tespoon of baking soda and one forth tespoon of salt and mix those, and one beten egg and two tablesponns of vegtable oil and one cup of buttermilk, stir but do not overmix!!! then cook them in an iron skilet!, this makes the best breakfast, I hope you enjoy!!

God bless and have a nice day.

Hey Shorty!

If wish that people would drag themselves away from John 3:16 for a moment, and then they would find all sorts of interesting things, like this:

(Leviticus 21:18-21) "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God."

Sorry!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Living_Water]

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Hi Midget!


Do you hate your sinner parents for what they did to you?

How do you get up there on your SUV when you go grocery shopping?

[Midge Murphy]

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My parents are good people and i talked to my pastor I go to the chruch of christ and he said it doesnt mean my parents were sinners just that i have a genetic defect and that it means that god is has a special plan for me. and pastor pickle that's my pastor said that

I KNOW I'AM SPECIAL CAUSE GOD DONT MAKE NO JUNK!!

I want to open my own resturant and I no it will be very sheek!!

Here is a recipee that I invented last night and I want to serve in my resturant, it is called rice crispy chicken, take rice crispies and crunch them up and then take chicken and put it in milk and then then coat it in the rice crispies, then put it in a cake pan and then pour cream of mushroom soup over it and bake it for 30 minutes. Declicious! Hope you enjoy!! Proud to be an American and God Bless!!

P.s. I drive a mini cooper.

[Talitha]

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Welcome Midge.
I presume that your name is a shortened version of Midget?
Your parents must have been foul Sinners to birth such a child.

I need to ask;
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your one TRUE Lord and Savior?
Have you tithed regularly to your Church?
Are you now ready to renounce whatever it was that you or your parents did that made you this way?
Are you ready to be an Ex-Midget?

The Lord can do anything if you ask him in the right way

[Midge Murphy]

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Welcome Midge.
I presume that your name is a shortened version of Midget?
Your parents must have been foul Sinners to birth such a child.

I need to ask;
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your one TRUE Lord and Savior?
Have you tithed regularly to your Church?
Are you now ready to renounce whatever it was that you or your parents did that made you this way?
Are you ready to be an Ex-Midget?

The Lord can do anything if you ask him in the right way

I dont think my parents named me midge for midget, but people called me that in high school, it was not very nice, but since i am a little person i sort of under stand it, yes, I accepted Jesus a long time ago, but I don't no what tithe is, and I don't think my parents are sinners but once when my mom was mad at my dad she told me when he was a teenager him and his friends used to play wtih theirselves and "race to teh finish" against the side of the barn which is kind of gross but I dont think it made me a little person and I dont think it made him gay because I know that would be a pretty bad sin. Thats pretty gross I probly shound of told you that. The only sin that is unforgiveable from what I understand is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, even Christ said in Matt. 12 that sins against Him would be forgiven.

Anyways when I was little I used to pray to Jesus every day to make me normal but my pastor which is pastor pickle from first church of christ thats my church told me a long time ago that this was not going to change anything and God ahs a plan for me as a little perons and Jesus loves me no matter what!!

Also one of the preachers here Rodmer said I was a retard, which is not true, because I graduwated high school in Elkhart Indiana and I got bs and cs. I graduated in 2006 and even got a honorable mention diploma for home ec!!, I am perfectly normal mentally just got achrondoplashia which only effects my arms and legs. god doesnt give you more than you can handel.

Wanna no how to make corn flake cookies? take 1 c. dark corn syrup + 1 c. white sugar and put in a pan & heat up then put in 1 c. peanut butter and stir it up then add in 6 c. corn flakes, stir it up! DEElisious!! Hope you enjoy and GOD bless!! Jesus loves U!!

[Talitha]

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I dont think my parents named me midge for midget, but people called me that in high school, it was not very nice, but since i am a little person i sort of under stand it, yes, I accepted Jesus a long time ago, but I don't no what tithe is, and I don't think my parents are sinners but once when my mom was mad at my dad she told me when he was a teenager him and his friends used to play wtih theirselves and "race to teh finish" against the side of the barn which is kind of gross but I dont think it made me a little person and I dont think it made him gay because I know that would be a pretty bad sin. Thats pretty gross I probly shound of told you that. The only sin that is unforgiveable from what I understand is blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, even Christ said in Matt. 12 that sins against Him would be forgiven.

Anyways when I was little I used to pray to Jesus every day to make me normal but my pastor which is pastor pickle from first church of christ thats my church told me a long time ago that this was not going to change anything and God ahs a plan for me as a little perons and Jesus loves me no matter what!!

Also one of the preachers here Rodmer said I was a retard, which is not true, because I graduwated high school in Elkhart Indiana and I got bs and cs. I graduated in 2006 and even got a honorable mention diploma for home ec!!, I am perfectly normal mentally just got achrondoplashia which only effects my arms and legs. god doesnt give you more than you can handel.

Wanna no how to make corn flake cookies? take 1 c. dark corn syrup + 1 c. white sugar and put in a pan & heat up then put in 1 c. peanut butter and stir it up then add in 6 c. corn flakes, stir it up! DEElisious!! Hope you enjoy and GOD bless!! Jesus loves U!!

Well! It looks like both you and your Pastor Pickle have NO IDEA AT ALL what TRUE Christianity™ is all about.
God made you the way you are either because YOU Pre-Sinned before you were even born, or your parents Sinned in some way.
It's perfectly ok to hate your parents. Biblical in fact.

We have successfully converted Gays, Lesbians, Blacks, Retards and I'm sure your being on the "petite" side would be no challenge to a power as mighty as God.
You don't even know what Tithing is??!!
OMG!!
No wonder The Lord has forsaken you.
Malachi 3:8:10 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.


Look at me, I am a Triple Platinum Tither here at Landover. Perfect in every way, and as near to God as any Woman could possible be.

Your so called "friends" at school should remember what happened in 2Kings 2:23 when God sent Bears after those boys.
Calling someone names is frowned upon by God. If you had been truly Saved then perhaps God would have protected you too and you wouldn't be .... well, you know...... freak

Oh, thank you for your recipe's. I am passing them on to my Nigra Cook

Whilst on the subject of Servants, I happened to notice that your Surname is Irish! Would your parents happen to be Catholic? If so, then this explains everything.

God Bless.

[Midge Murphy]

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U really scared me, I wonder if i sinned and thats why i got the achronoplashia, but Jesus would not do that to me, i have prayed to jesus and i am still short , u dont know what its like to be so short, have you ever tried to climb up on a toilet like this and u slip and your arm falls in and one time i really hurt it and it was a toilet at the walmart.

pastor pickle told me read jeremia 31:34 all my sins will be washed away and 1st john 2:2 he is the propecia for all our sins and for the whole world, but i am still short, i am praying so hard avery day. i wanna have a resturant but i cant reach the back of the stove.

Here is a recipee for spageti hotdogs, take hotdogs and cook them, then cook spageti and get a can of sauce and put the sause on the spagetis and then cut up the hotdog and put that on. DEElisious!! Hope you Enjoy!! God bless.

[Living_Water]

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I like your recipes. Keep them coming. My wife could use couple more to spice up her cooking.

Reading the Holy Bible will definitely help you with your height. Just believe!

Maybe you could start with these scriptures?

Ephesians 4:16:
From whom the whole body fitly joined together and compacted by that which every joint supplieth, according to the effectual working in the measure of every part, maketh increase of the body unto the edifying of itself in love.

2 Peter 3:18
But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.

[Midge Murphy]

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I like your recipes. Keep them coming. My wife could use couple more to spice up her cooking.

Reading the Holy Bible will definitely help you with your height. Just believe!

Maybe you could start with these scriptures?

Ephesians 4:16:
From whom the whole body fitly joined together and compacted by that which every joint supplieth, according to the effectual working in the measure of every part, maketh increase of the body unto the edifying of itself in love.

2 Peter 3:18
But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.

these bible verses makes absolutly no sence at all, i cant understand a word of it, sorry, i will ask pastor pickle, i am glad u like the recipees cause they are yummmmmyyyyy! heres another one i invented called m and m oatmeal, make normal oatmeal and put m and ms in it they make the oatmeal really rainbowy and deeelisious! Hope you enjoy!! ps not the brown m and ms they make the oatmeal look like somebody did you no what in it.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Hello and welcome Midge!

I hope you are no offenced by some of the coments here but I myselve think that small people can be very nice and cute like little kittens or the Hobbits in those Señor de Los Anillos films (Froggo, Dilbo and Gollo etc etc) so I wouldn't say all dwarfs is bad although is true that a lot of shorty peoples have very very bad temperament and is alwasy angry cos they can't see very good in the cinema or can't get the hands the stuffs on high places of supermarkets so they are always very annoy whit the universe and say ugly words to the people but I think you seems very nice and realax type of girl who no have problem whit others people cos I see all your replys is very gentle and intelligent and generally very tolerant when people say estupid things about your littleness so welcome and I hope you find that whichj you is look for here and bless Jesus!

YIC, Mari.

[Pure_Angel]

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Hello Midge and welcome to the best forum on the Internet!

I am so sorry that you are a dwarf! But don't be sad, like Sister Mari said, they are cute and look adorable when they walk!
You seem to be good at cooking, do you have a little minature kitchen so you can reach everything? That would be so cute.

Leviticus 21:19-21
It's so sad that you can not worship God in a proper way but I am sure that if you become a True Christian God will make you normal again!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Midge. Can you balance a can of beer on your head? If you can, I might be hiring. Also, do you know any others that are good tumblers?

[ExGay Alex]

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Welcome, Midge. You do know that it's not OK to be a dwarf, right? It's a sin against God.

Also, while I like your recipes, I am very discerning about what I put in my mouth. It must first be properly and lovingly prepared and then I savor it completely. By contrast, that M&M/oatmeal thing you suggested would send me gagging, and believe you me, I haven't had a gag reflex since I was 14.

But welcome and perhaps with prayer and Christ's intervention, you CAN become an ex-midget. You've come to the right place.