[Saint Elmo]

Re: My name is midge

Hi, Midge! My name is Shakezula the mic rula, the old schoola. You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya. Frylock, and I'm on top, rock you like a cop. Meatwad, you up next with your knock knock! Meatwad get the money see, Meatwad get the honeys, g. Drivin in my car, livin like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus. Cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream, cuz we are the aqua teens, make the homies say ho and the girlies wanna scream! Aqua teen hunger force: number 1 in the hood, g.

[Living_Water]

Re: My name is midge

these bible verses makes absolutly no sence at all, i cant understand a word of it, sorry.

You're going for it entirely the wrong way. I once saw this link at these lovely forums. I'm going to share it with you to help you get saved!

Just believe in it!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My name is midge

hey, u wanna no how to make tuna caserole

No, but do you have the recipe for Keebler Grahams? And I'd love to know how you fit an entire cookie and cracker factory into a tree. Are you an elf or gnome?

[Midge Murphy]

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i called my dad at work at his job about the barn thing and he got relly mad and said he would call me later then my mom called and she is mad too, good thing i have my own apartment.

i would love to be taller and if i could stop acting short i would, there was this gay guy at school and me and my friends would just say to him cant you stop acting like such a queer and he did really try for a while, + he was black and i have enough problems without having to worry about somebody taking by purse, ha ha, then he called me midget smurfy and my dad and his cousin which is now that i think about it the same cousin he probly did that stuff with beat the living stink out of him, its not christian but sometimes i cant stand those peopel, jesus loves everybody but there ARE bad people out there and you cant be to careful!!, and Im a girl and short so i am specially vulnerble.

hey, u wanna no how to make tuna caserole, take tuna and put it in a bowl with some macaroni that you cooked and then put in one can of cream of chicken soup and some artifisial chedder cheese, bake the whole thing and put some crushed potato chips on top when it looks done and leave it in there for a couple minutes longer, dont let the chips burn, dEEElisious!! Hope you enjoy!! God bless and jesus loves u

oh and lord saved me i LUV your writing you are so pretty and smart.

[Hawaiian Kent]

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The Lord Saved Me.

That was a wonderful post. I love your colorful writing also. A friend of mine, Damon, would love that

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Hello to everyone, my name is midge, I found jesus a long time ago, when i was a child, my favorite verse is john 3-16, for god so loved the world he gave his only begoten son, that whosever believes in him shall have everlasting life.

I noticed some opinon on this site that say that god doesnt like some people, but i blieve every1 is precios in his site and jesus would not want us to hate other people, he is the way an the lite, I have had a hard life, I have achondoplasha and am a littel person yay! and I know that jesus has watched over me and looked over me.

I like cooking and I want to share with you my best pancake recipee, take one cup of flour and one tablespon of sugar and one tespoon of baking powder and one half tespoon of baking soda and one forth tespoon of salt and mix those, and one beten egg and two tablesponns of vegtable oil and one cup of buttermilk, stir but do not overmix!!! then cook them in an iron skilet!, this makes the best breakfast, I hope you enjoy!!

God bless and have a nice day.

Hi Midge!

I'm totallllly sorry that you're a midget and that you can't spell very good, that must be AWFUL!!!

You should for sure start praying to JESUS REALLLLLLYYYY super hard so you can get cured and SAVED too!

Also, your sig is NOT in the THE KING JAMES BIBLE, so you should get rid of it and put in a REAL Bible verse like the one I have!


Anyways, it's nice to meet you and some of those recipes sound OK, but I was wondering if you're fat. Because if you eat all that sugar and stuff you'll get all fat, and since you're soooo short, and have all stubby arms and legs, it will be even harder for GOD to make you normal after you get SAVED.








Tammi

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My name is midge

Definitely masturbation in public. But hey, we've all been there

I'm think NOT.

[Hawaiian Kent]

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Definitely masturbation in public. But hey, we've all been there

[Professor Bessemer]

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Welcome Midge. Even though almost everyone has already mentioned something similar, I would just like to extend my deepest sympathies to you and your unsaved parents for the smiting the Lord so righteously laid upon you.

As one of Landover Baptist University's preeminent Scientheists, I would also like to add that your condition is almost certainly a result of the Onanism you mentioned that your father had partaken in as a youth. In a way, your hell bound father is lucky that the Lord simply decided teach him a lesson instead of killing him outright for the egregious sin of public masturbation.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I hope that helps, dear. And back to English, as the tongue of Cervantes gives me a headache. Feel free, however, to call upon me for any explanations of English grammar, vocabulary or syntax and I speak Spanish fluently, as well as a number of other languages (French and Russian, most notably). God bless!

I had heard you were a cunning linguist, Brother Alex. Now we have the proof! A bright fella, sho' nuff!

[Pure_Angel]

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I'd bless you with my length any day

I thought yo said you were only 6 feet? You are only half a feet longer than me, and I doubt that unsaved trash can bless me with anything, only my father and other True Christian men can do that! (and God ofcourse)

YiC
Elisabeth

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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I'm sorry, I've let myself down there. Won't happen again.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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I'd bless you with my length any day

Son, I don't know what kind of website you think this is but the Crass Secular Innuendo forum it is not.

Don't write checks your soul isn't able to cash.

I also think an apology is in order. You don't seem to have quite gotten the way things work. Pure_Angel (Elisabeth) is a Forum Member, you are unsaved trash. Show some respect - or we'll show you the door.

[Midge Murphy]

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Have you ever, while baking a cake, due to your small stature, spilled a bowl full of batter all over your head, which caused you to slip off the ladder you were standing on which sent you flipping over into an open oven where you landed in a pie pan causing you to accidentally bake yourself?

i spilled lots of stuff on myself reaching for things on the counter, it is nearly impossible to get things, i have a step stool to stand on, but i hate stairs and getting up and down off furniture and toilets is really hard.

I tried to make a pie and rolling out teh crust is really hard, take 4 ownces of flour and 2 ownces of butter and mix them up in the food processor and then add cold water to it until it lumps, then put in in the fridge, then try to roll it out when it is cold, not easy when you are a little person, but the lord helped me and i managed, but the first time i fell and pulled the hole thing down, that is true, but i did not bake myself in a pie thank you jesus for saving me next time i will probly roll it out on the floor!!

Do u wanna no how to make a filling for the crust, well, u have to bake it with beans on for 10 minutes, then just upen up some pie filling in a can and bake it with the pie filling and some extra crust on top and its DEElisious!! Hope you enjoy!

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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God made her like that to punish her parents! And it says in the Bible that he doesn't like them so we can laugh at her, when she becomes a True Christian God will bless her with lenght!

I'd bless you with my length any day