Howdy

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Howdy everyone, I'm Sayers, a retired fornicator from Ashby de la Zouche. I've been reading this forum for a while but I feel it's time to stop shirking and quit my lurking!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Howdy

Welocme on our forum Mr longname.

Is nice to see that you retired from fornication. Was because of virility problem or because Jesus came in you and make you see the ligth?

YiC, Mari.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: Howdy

Why thank you kind lady! what an amazing welcome, I never expected anything like this.

I quit the fornicating when Mrs Naysayers passed away some years back now. I'm as virile as a greek goat if you really need to know. x

[Hawaiian Kent]

Re: Howdy

Hello

I'm also new and never used a website like this before, so apologies for also saying hello in your welcoming thread. I don't know how to create my own thread, but I will find out in time

[Hawaiian Kent]

Re: Howdy

I've worked it out now, silly

[NormanLid]

Re: Howdy

Howdy everyone, I'm Sayers, a retired fornicator from Ashby de la Zouche. I've been reading this forum for a while but I feel it's time to stop shirking and quit my lurking!

Welcome Brother Sayers..

Us Unsaved trash must stick together and ride the sacred wave of prosperity together on this great forum..

God willing.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: Howdy

I see that you're under investigation whilst I am merely unshaved trash. Have you sinned against the forum?

[NormanLid]

Re: Howdy

I see that you're under investigation whilst I am merely unshaved trash. Have you sinned against the forum?

Not that I'm aware of..

I conduct myself accordingly..

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Howdy

Why thank you kind lady! what an amazing welcome, I never expected anything like this.

I quit the fornicating when Mrs Naysayers passed away some years back now. I'm as virile as a greek goat if you really need to know. x

So . . . you not only fornicated but committed adultery while married, but the temptation to have relations with women other than your wife ended when your wife died?

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: Howdy

I'm a complicated guy.

I see I'm no longer under investigation, may I inquire into the findings of said investigation?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Howdy

I'm a complicated guy.

I see I'm no longer under investigation, may I inquire into the findings of said investigation?

You've been moved down from Under Investigation to Vain Repeater status. That says a lot right there. Be thankful I didn't throw you into Moderation or Quarantine.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Howdy

I'm a complicated guy.

I see I'm no longer under investigation, may I inquire into the findings of said investigation?

I am not that important here, just a simple Christian man, but if I had to venture a guess I would say the investigation determined that you were unsaved trash.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: Howdy

thanks for clarifying billy bob.

Is that you in your avatar? My what impressive arms you have, I can only imagine what a hug from you would be like, sort of like being stuck in a big musclular duvet cover!

YIC

Sayers x