[Two-Dollar Bill]

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If fish can't sin, does this mean adultery and necrophilia aren't sins? Whew, maybe I'm going to heaven after all!

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com...ts-angler-fish

of course fish can swim, everybody knows that!

I can't swim anymore. Is that a sin?

I heard it was one of those homosexual sports, so I used all my power to forget

[Hawaiian Kent]

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I can't swim anymore. Is that a sin?

I heard it was one of those homosexual sports, so I used all my power to forget

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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of course fish can swim, everybody knows that!

[ThoomsAlmighty]

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If fish can't sin, does this mean adultery and necrophilia aren't sins? Whew, maybe I'm going to heaven after all!

http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com...ts-angler-fish

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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Sayers, that doesnt make any sense, of course the fish were in the water, and fish cant sin anyways, didnt you learn anything in sunday school, this is pretty much common nolege, its kind of surprise to read it on a church site that anybody even questions it, its in the BIBLE, i am sure you can read it there, i think its in the front.

also i wonder what they ate on the ark all that time, i expect they could probably fished off the side and that way they saved all the aminal pairs on bored the boat, that makes the most since.

like one thing they could do is make sammon, take some frozen baby corn and put it on a pan + some of those chick peas, then sprinkle it with olive oil and soy sause, then put on some sammon and then two oranges that you made wedges from, then bake the hole thing!! DEEELisios Hope you enjoy!! Jesus loves U.

I have to admit, amazing as this may sound, I have to agree with what the midge is saying here. (Also, that sammon sounds the good.)

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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Thanks for your reply midge. I reckon that they would've taken extra pigs to make bacon butties every morning, possibly pork chops for tea, and maybe a nice ham salad for lunch.

[Midge Murphy]

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Sayers, that doesnt make any sense, of course the fish were in the water, and fish cant sin anyways, didnt you learn anything in sunday school, this is pretty much common nolege, its kind of surprise to read it on a church site that anybody even questions it, its in the BIBLE, i am sure you can read it there, i think its in the front.

also i wonder what they ate on the ark all that time, i expect they could probably fished off the side and that way they saved all the aminal pairs on bored the boat, that makes the most since.

like one thing they could do is make sammon, take some frozen baby corn and put it on a pan + some of those chick peas, then sprinkle it with olive oil and soy sause, then put on some sammon and then two oranges that you made wedges from, then bake the hole thing!! DEEELisios Hope you enjoy!! Jesus loves U.

[ThoomsAlmighty]

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There are some pretty sinful fish.

Angler fish females mate with multiple males simultaneously while the males atrophy and become nothing more than gonads! I find this wrong!

Also, some animals practice homosexual intercourse. Does this make them Fags?

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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hang on, I'm confused. Now the flood was sent to rid the world of sin right? And only 2 of each animal (probably the most righteous 2 of every kind I imagine) were saved?

So what about the fish? I don't suppose Noah had fish tanks on the Ark, he probably just let them swim their way through the flood. BUT does that mean that 99% of all fish are sinners? I don't think God thought this through properly, he should've sent a drought after the flood whilst Noah built an aquarium.

I've not even mentioned ducks yet, this is all so confusing. Guidance please, Pastors.

YIC

Sayers x

[MitzaLizalor]

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The dinosaurs drowned in the Flood. The pressure of the water fossilized some, and turned the rest into oil (heat and pressure combined).

I'd heard that Foster's was Australian for Wallaby Urine. Is that correct?

Yes - also some expression involving dingo's kidneys that I can't remember just now..

English beers are popular at the moment, together with local small volume brews which don't travel very far and are excellent. But I normally drink wine, and we are in the middle of a cool climate gourmet region so there's a huge selection. Thank you for your interest in local customs.

@Faith_Machine

Does this mean our supply of oil really is finite?

Don't worry: God has shown us what to do with Uranium (and in His wisdom is keeping the prices nice and high).

[RogerLockless]

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*breathes into hand and sniffs*

you have me there, my breath smells like tippex. I could always brush my teeth (I have 4) after our coffee if thats what it takes. Come on, what do you say? I'll buy the coffees if you bring the bible and holy water x

I bet your breath smells of vegemite and fosters

Please don't turn this forum into a dating service .

[Holyfield]

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But my friend says the old testament happened before the dinosaurs. He says that it goes old testament, dinosaur interlude, new testament, today. I'm not sure.

Your friend is right. Dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, and there are old stone carvings in caves clearly depicting dinosaurs, so man and dinosaur once lived together.

Genesis 1:6-7 tells us that before the flood, there was a coat of water above the atmosphere. It is water (sea), heaven (sky) and then water again (coat). That means that the earth was like a giant greenhouse. Truly the garden of Eden. The water also increased air-pressure in the atmosphere. The big dinosaurs had small lungs. The high air-pressure meant that they could breathe without problems though.

Even if Noah took dinosaurs in the Ark, they died out either because they with their small lungs couldn't cope with the decreased air-pressure, or because the colder climate affected them or their eggs (reptile eggs are very sensitive to temperature changes) too much.

[Faith_Machine]

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The dinosaurs drowned in the Flood. The pressure of the water fossilized some, and turned the rest into oil (heat and pressure combined).

Does this mean our supply of oil really is finite? I'd hate for that to be true.

Is it likely the Rapture will occur before we run out of oil? I certainly hope so!

[Katander]

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Entire Universities have been built for the study of religion and people waste years of their lives in theological studies for the sole purpose of understanding the mind of god. Yet you have pretty much summed up in a few lines...

Noah didn't have to do anything!

He's working for GOD. All animals GOD wanted to save would fit on the ark, because GOD would make it so.

Even though it seems impossible to us, GOD isn't limited by our rules. He could make the ark larger, or the animals smaller, or perhaps use some multidimensional kennel system.

Who knows? He's GOD, He'll figure it out! Praise Him!

I'm not saying there were dinosaurs on the ark, I don't know. I just know however many animals there were GOD made them fit using his Almighty Powers.

Basically, this analysis can be applied to anything god does in the the bible.

Brilliant!

OR, as the bible says in romans 11:

11:33 O the depth of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! how unsearchable are his judgments, and his ways past finding out!
11:34 For who hath known the mind of the Lord? or who hath been his counsellor?
11:35 Or who hath first given to him, and it shall be recompensed unto him again?
11:36 For of him, and through him, and to him, are all things: to whom be glory for ever. Amen.

[Alphonse Alban]

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There is the strong evidence that Kangarosaurus survived the flood, so there must have been some of them in the Ark. Also you have to remember that it is very likely that sons of Noah used dinosaurs to round up all the other animals.