hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

[godismighty]

hello and congratulations on killing that mudslime osama bin faggot!


my name is peter and i am from finland.

a little of me.
i was born in a wery religious family in northern finland (yes the land of eskimos where we have polar bears walking around ) god was beaten into me by my father (and right so). at the age of 15 i was confirmed into the finnish lutheran church.

nowtimes i am married with a lovely christian woman and we have three kids.
but why am i here? I find that the lutheran church is unholy and doesnt follow the true teachings of christ. so i found this forum and i hope that I can find the true christianity here.

My favourite bible verse is: am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, said the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

revelations 1:8

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

Welcome friend, you are mighty literate for a finish eskimoe. It is a treat to have a refined one of you here. There are a few others from your frozen wasteland so do not feel alone in the world. Though one or two others really is not a lot, better than none, right?

I assume you have no sons else you'd boast at their seal clubbing prowness. Hopefully, you'll be able to trade off the daughters for a fish and some shiny beads soon.

Tell me of your story of redemption, what perverted acts did you commit prior to discovering Jesus standing over your shoulder?

[godismighty]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

I actually do have a son but he is so busy studying the bible that he hasn't had the time to perfect his skills in seal hunting skills. (and right so). But to be honest seal hunting isn't as common here in southern finland as in the north where the most barbaric heretics live.

but so that it is clear in the future. the northern finnish eskimos sell their daughters for shiny beads and fish.

most of the rest of us wouldnt sell our daugthers for a fish.
maby our orthodox neighbours but certainly not me.

and for the sins i have commited the most horrendous for sure is to live here in this god forsaken hellhole.



I am actually planning on moving to the states in the coming months.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

Welcome godismighty!

I'd also like to commend you on your fine grasp of the American language. No doubt it has not been easy for you to learn, what with your heathen language composed of only 6 letters and little to no grammar. (I've done some AASL classes in Helsinki and Åbo and I can tell you, it was like trying to potty train a room full of raccoons.) But, as Brother Hutchins has pointed out, you are not alone here. There are a number of European attic dwellers here at Landover who have found the Lord and turned their back on the heathen ways they were raised with.

God bless!
Two-Dollar Bill

[godismighty]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

Thankyou Two-Dollar Bill. indeed it might have helped me that i am of swedish decent, altough that is not much better either..but atleast their language is a little more comprehendible.

[James Hutchins]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

I actually do have a son but he is so busy studying the bible that he hasn't had the time to perfect his skills in seal hunting skills. (and right so). But to be honest seal hunting isn't as common here in southern finland as in the north where the most barbaric heretics live.

but so that it is clear in the future. the northern finnish eskimos sell their daughters for shiny beads and fish.

most of the rest of us wouldnt sell our daugthers for a fish.
maby our orthodox neighbours but certainly not me.

and for the sins i have commited the most horrendous for sure is to live here in this god forsaken hellhole.



I am actually planning on moving to the states in the coming months.

You seem like a fine, upstanding man, I'd shake your hand if it were not wering giant bear skin gloves.
You be sure to look me up when you get to the states. I'll leave a pass for you at the gates at Landover, I'll get you a conqac at the Landover Mens Club.

[godismighty]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

I am wery honoured.

[wait_what]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

hello and congratulations on killing that mudslime osama bin faggot!


my name is peter and i am from finland.

a little of me.
i was born in a wery religious family in northern finland (yes the land of eskimos where we have polar bears walking around ) god was beaten into me by my father (and right so). at the age of 15 i was confirmed into the finnish lutheran church.

nowtimes i am married with a lovely christian woman and we have three kids.
but why am i here? I find that the lutheran church is unholy and doesnt follow the true teachings of christ. so i found this forum and i hope that I can find the true christianity here.

My favourite bible verse is: am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, said the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

revelations 1:8

That verse is a great one. I have a portion of it inscribed on my wedding ring.

[Midge Murphy]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

i peter i am midge, i never left america but if i did i would like to go to finland but in my house my mom never let me say anything about finland because the capital is naughty word, anyways, i hope u love the lord as much as we do, i never cooked anything from finland but i found a recipee that is probly what u eat every day up in hecksinky, we like to eat pancakes and i already told everbody how to make those but heres how to do it in finland (from http://www.finnguide.fi/finnishrecip...p?c=4&t=&p=104)

it is called Veriohukaiset and what you do is you take a cup of blood and a cup of milk + one egg + a little salt + pepper and something with a m that i dont no and some dark syrip and you mix in a cup of flour, then stir it up and cook it like a pancake, it says you can get blood for cooking at evry store in finland, and i am sorry but i have to say that i will have the advantage over u because u dont have to get on ur knees to puke when ur a dwarf.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

i peter i am midge, i never left america but if i did i would like to go to finland but in my house my mom never let me say anything about finland because the capital is naughty word, anyways, i hope u love the lord as much as we do, i never cooked anything from finland but i found a recipee that is probly what u eat every day up in hecksinky, we like to eat pancakes and i already told everbody how to make those but heres how to do it in finland (from http://www.finnguide.fi/finnishrecip...p?c=4&t=&p=104)

it is called Veriohukaiset and what you do is you take a cup of blood and a cup of milk + one egg + a little salt + pepper and something with a m that i dont no and some dark syrip and you mix in a cup of flour, then stir it up and cook it like a pancake, it says you can get blood for cooking at evry store in finland, and i am sorry but i have to say that i will have the advantage over u because u dont have to get on ur knees to puke when ur a dwarf.

Sister Midge, not having to get on your knees to puke is certainly a tangible advantage to being a dwarf...it is commendable that you can find the "silver lining" so to speak about your abominable affliction.

(Psalms 37:4) "Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart."

Godismighty, welcome to Landover. I am sorry you have the misfortune of being from Finland, but as Mr. Hutchins and Brother Bill pointed out, we have several members from Finland and they are not too bad.

Wait: you don't worship those Moomins now do you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[godismighty]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

indeed veri ohukaiset..."blood pancakes" is rather common thing in scandinavia.

There are also other things that are made from blood. Like saussages and pudding. And gross alert!! the barbarian eskimos of the north actually just scoop out the blood in a cup and drink it when they butcher reindeers for meat.

and about the name of our capital...well helsinki or hell's sink surely is a place where satan keeps the most vile of the sinners pagans and heretics alike. ()

I suggest that if you visit finland (wich i do not recomend) you should look for areas with fenno swedes as they tend to be a little less barbaric and more civilized than the others around here.

[godismighty]

Re: hello from the mudslime infested hell of finland

Sister Midge, not having to get on your knees to puke is certainly a tangible advantage to being a dwarf...it is commendable that you can find the "silver lining" so to speak about your abominable affliction.

(Psalms 37:4) "Delight thyself also in the LORD; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart."

Godismighty, welcome to Landover. I am sorry you have the misfortune of being from Finland, but as Mr. Hutchins and Brother Bill pointed out, we have several members from Finland and they are not too bad.

Wait: you don't worship those Moomins now do you?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

those satanist/zionist sons of bitches. hell no!

I belive many of the problems in finland could be solved in the "government" wich aint much more than a bunch idiots with brains that have been mushed up becouse excessive use of vodka. (except for the "true finns" party) would ban those cartoons and books.


and i am wery humbled from all the friendly welcomes i recived

praise god!