[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New and concerned...

Amen brother. My comments were of a descriptive nature only.
As far as I know they follow the KJV 1611 to the letter of the Lord.
(That is as far as I know.)

Why are you unsure? You've not immediately asked their pastor the first time you went, if not before?

How do you know your family isn't being misled by Satan? Sure, the doctrine page looks good overall, but it is up to you as a man to ensure that your silly female relative is not led astray!

[JethroBradeen]

Re: New and concerned...

What difference does the color of their complexions make? Are you a racist of some sort?

Who cares if they are "nice"? Do they follow the entire KJV1611 or not?

That's all God cares about.

Amen brother. My comments were of a descriptive nature only.
As far as I know they follow the KJV 1611 to the letter of the Lord.
(That is as far as I know.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New and concerned...

Well seeing as how the Lord has blessed my sis and her family, she has both.
She on the swampy now, but come the monsoon ,she switches over to
the AC full blast. Man that woman can sweat a Godly sweat!

Well Sis goes to the Cornerstone Baptist Church in Sahuarita (I can't hardly pronounce that wetback name) so I go along. Nice folks with very fair complexions.

Yours in Jesus,

Jethro Bradeen III

What difference does the color of their complexions make? Are you a racist of some sort?

Who cares if they are "nice"? Do they follow the entire KJV1611 or not?

That's all God cares about.

[JethroBradeen]

Re: New and concerned...

Well seeing as how the Lord has blessed my sis and her family, she has both.
She on the swampy now, but come the monsoon ,she switches over to
the AC full blast. Man that woman can sweat a Godly sweat!

Well Sis goes to the Cornerstone Baptist Church in Sahuarita (I can't hardly pronounce that wetback name) so I go along. Nice folks with very fair complexions.

Yours in Jesus,

Jethro Bradeen III

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: New and concerned...

Things are changing here now Pastor. My sis and wife Darla make all the family clothing and have a side business supplying only the finest in sheet wear for the Greater Atlanta suburbs. Her Godly designer sheet sets with polarized eye holes are blowing out her double-wide.
Sis tells me Godly folks have decided to take back control of the border round here, by any means necessary. The whole home school group is on a crusade so to speak.

Yours in Jesus

Jethro Bradeen III

AC or swamp cooling? Also, what church are you going to while you're visiting?

[JethroBradeen]

Re: New and concerned...

Tucson? That's Phoenix's little hippie brother! Why can't you people be more like the rest of Arizona by building more tough prisons, round up more illegal aliens and quit voting for demoncraps that nearly get their heads blown off!

Things are changing here now Pastor. My sis and wife Darla make all the family clothing and have a side business supplying only the finest in sheet wear for the Greater Atlanta suburbs. Her Godly designer sheet sets with polarized eye holes are blowing out her double-wide.
Sis tells me Godly folks have decided to take back control of the border round here, by any means necessary. The whole home school group is on a crusade so to speak.

Yours in Jesus

Jethro Bradeen III

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New and concerned...

Thank you for your humble reply, Jethro. With a good long look in the Good Lord's Book there may be hope for you yet.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: New and concerned...

Yes Pastor, in fact me, ma ,and the kids are visiting my sister and her 8 kids
just outside of that fair city. It is lovely here today and so full of like minded individuals I might add.

Yours in Jesus

Jethro Bradeen III

Tucson? That's Phoenix's little hippie brother! Why can't you people be more like the rest of Arizona by building more tough prisons, round up more illegal aliens and quit voting for demoncraps that nearly get their heads blown off!?

[JethroBradeen]

Re: New and concerned...

Really? I lived in Tucson for several years. Where did you find a Christian in that sun-baked, Godforsaken hell-hole and den of iniquity?

I thought for sure God would rain fire down upon it as soon as I moved away.

Hello Rev.Rodimer,

We are everywhere here now and we are well armed,I might add.. My sister is head of the local home school group and at 53 years old just had little Samford, her eighth little Godly bundle. A Jesus loving Christian woman ,she has apologized to her Creator time and time again for her lowly production, but then again, her hubby has been very busy preaching the word to wayward wetback youths just across the border.

"And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth."
Genesis 9

Yours in Jesus,
Jethro Bradeen III

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: New and concerned...

Hello Dear Friends,

My favorite KJV Bible passage is: In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth.
Genesis, Chapter 1, Verse 1

Let me introduce myself. My name is Jethro Bradeen III. I am a proud, God fearing, Southern Baptist man . . .

My family blah, blah, blah, blah, Mayflower blah, blah. Grandpappy Elijah Beaurgard Bradeen blah, blah, blah, redskins. My clan blah, blah, blah, blah, state of Georgia, blah, blah, blah, watermelon plantation blah, blah, nigras and negresses blah, blah, blah, blah, Holocaust. Blah, blah, blah, Yankees burned Atlanta, blah, blah, blah, so poor blah, blah, elbows.

Life was tough blah, blah, blah, blah, grace of God and the Lord Jesus Christ blah, blah, Great grandfather blah, blah, blah, cousin blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, marrying a close relation blah, blah, scientific malarkey. Blah, blah, blah, blah, 140 IQ. Blah, blah, blah, blah, widgets blah, blah, blah, blah, missionary. Blah, blah, blah, psychiatric care, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, suffering wife, blah, blah, blah, sorry. Blah, blah, blah, blah, my sperm blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, microscope.
Anyway, blah, blah, blah, blah, Lord's Army blah, blah, blah, Christian Bible schools blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah. I am blah, blah, blah, closet homer.

Blah, blah, blah?

Blah, blah, Jesus,
Jethro Bradeen III

I stopped reading after Southern Baptist. Get yourself into a proper Independent Baptist Church and we'll talk. Oh, and welcome to our forum.

[JethroBradeen]

Re: New and concerned...

Well, let's see:

- weightlifting. Hanging around sweating with a bunch of guy while you try get "buff" and "spot" each other. GAY.

- rock climbing. Staring at another man's hindquarters while engaging in a totally pointless waste of God's Time. GAY and STUPID.

- bike riding. I'm guessing you aren't talking about a Harley. GAY.

I'd be very surprised if you aren't being mounted by some sweaty rock climbing bicyclist this very moment.



(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Thank you Mr. Smyth,

Your descriptions of my hobbies are quite lurid but worth contemplating. It is true that Jesus probably never did squats, wore tight fitting cycle pants, or owned a climbing harness, otherwise it would be in the KJV somewhere. Of this I am sure. Still short of an occasional pose down with Deacon Leroy, I
never associated it with any homeric inclination. I will take your words under advisement.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New and concerned...

Yes Pastor, in fact me, ma ,and the kids are visiting my sister and her 8 kids
just outside of that fair city. It is lovely here today and so full of like minded individuals I might add.

Yours in Jesus

Jethro Bradeen III

Really? I lived in Tucson for several years. Where did you find a Christian in that sun-baked, Godforsaken hell-hole and den of iniquity?

I thought for sure God would rain fire down upon it as soon as I moved away.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: New and concerned...

I agree with Brother Smyth. These are all queer activities and roadmaps to Sodomy and Hell. None more so than weightlifting.


In Christ

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New and concerned...

Hello Dear Friends,

My favorite KJV Bible passage is: In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth.
Genesis, Chapter 1, Verse 1

Let me introduce myself. My name is Jethro Bradeen III. I am a proud, God fearing ,Southern Baptist man, and my family goes back 8 generations in these here parts.We come here on the Mayflower I am told. My great,great,great Grandpappy Elijah Beaurgard Bradeen "appropriated" a tract of land from some peace pipe smoking redskins. My clan ended up moving to what was then the lovely un-emancipated state of Georgia, and before too long, bought a watermelon plantation and some 140 odd prime nigras and negresses before the Southern Holocaust took it all away. After those satan worshipping Yankees burned Atlanta, we near lost just about everything. My relations were so poor that the only things they saw on the kitchen table were elbows.

Life was tough for us but somehow through the grace of God and the Lord Jesus Christ we have prevailed. My Great grandfather married his first cousin and well, I've been obliged to carry on the tradition. They say that marrying a close relation can hurt you upstairs in the thinking' box, but I am living proof that their ain't no truth in that scientific malarkey. I don't know about elsewhere, but I have a 140 IQ here in Georgia! Me? I sell electronics widgets of every description and do missionary work on the side. I love my job when I am not under psychiatric care, but that is another story.
I have a long suffering wife, but only three children, I am sorry to say. I don't know why that is exactly but the doc says my sperm count is kind of on the non existent side. He say they looked at it with a microscope and they was all killing one another. Oh,well...
Anyway all my children are on their way to becoming soldiers in the Lord's Army. After home schooling the lot, I sent them all to good ole Christian Bible schools so they won't get any heathen, ungodly ideas .

What brings me here today is this.I am greatly concerned that my favorite
hobbies, weightlifting, rock climbing, and bike riding might label me as a potential closet homer.

Should I be worried?

Yours in Jesus,
Jethro Bradeen III

Well, let's see:

- weightlifting. Hanging around sweating with a bunch of guy while you try get "buff" and "spot" each other. GAY.

- rock climbing. Staring at another man's hindquarters while engaging in a totally pointless waste of God's Time. GAY and STUPID.

- bike riding. I'm guessing you aren't talking about a Harley. GAY.

I'd be very surprised if you aren't being mounted by some sweaty rock climbing bicyclist this very moment.



(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[JethroBradeen]

Re: New and concerned...

James I could not agree with you more. The Good Lord has blessed me with a strong body, but my mind alas I fear, is weak. Life has been no picnic for me and mine. The Lord must be unhappy with me but I know not what I've done.

I do my best to preach the Word of the Lord to my heathen co-workers but they laugh and make fun of me. At the gym they sniggle and call me Reverend Jethro behind my back. Even the homers of which there are many grant me no reprieve. Some time late at night I cry out to the Lord, "Why hast thou forsaken me?" I do feel better after I've taken my medication however.

Sorry, am I divulging too much information?