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Hi, all. My name speaks for itself. Looking for help in finding the right path. I know I am a sinner, but looking to change. Thanks.
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Do you have a Bible, friend?Originally posted by Need2bsaved View Post
Yours in Christ,
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I have an Oxford Annotated Bible from my college class "The Bible as Literature" years ago.Comment
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Throw that thing away. It has loads of nonsense from mangy filth like joos and catlicks and etc. etc.Originally posted by Need2bsaved View Post
I bet you paid more than 20 bucks for that bunkum. Are you aware that the 1611 KJV Bible is available at WalMart for $4.97?
You don't need people to tell you what's in the Bible, just get the real thing and read it!
Yours in Christ,
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Yeah, that book was like $40 or something 20 years ago. I didn't know Walmart sold bibles. Sorry, don't know what "joos" and "catlicks" are.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View PostComment
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joos = hook-nosed skinflints who killed Our Lord Jesus ChristOriginally posted by Need2bsaved View Post
catlicks = cannibalistic woman-worshiping mackerel-snappers
YiC,
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I'm a little confused as to what the holdup is.Originally posted by Need2bsaved View Post
Is there some reason you haven't already accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? It's something you can do in about a minute, and it doesn't cost anything to do so.
Are you currently attending a church? If so, which one?
Are you a man or a woman?
How many children do you have?
What is your favorite Bible verse?WARNING:
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The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.Originally posted by Need2bsaved View Post
Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."
What church do/did you attend? How old are you? Please tell us something about yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Some folks here prefer the phonetic "joo" to the standard spelling of "Jew". You see, they believe that "j-ew" is anti-Semitic in origin, because it contains "eww", an expression of disgust.Originally posted by Need2bsaved View Post
Landoverians are nothing if not sensitive to the feelings of others.
I, being a less delicate individual, prefer to use "Jew" regardless. I believe that political correctness leads to conferring power on words.
As for Catlickers, that is a derogatory term for the Catholic Cult, an evil organization led by pedophiles and perverts that has long denied Jesus as mediator between man and God, and instead encourages the worship of His long-dead mother, Mary and a slew of "saints" that the Cult itself has created. Billions have found their way to damnation through the vile machinations of the Catholic Cult.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Welcome friend!
So nice to see another like minded gentle Christian person whose thoughts on God are in perfect alignment with our own.
How many sons has your wife generated for Jesus?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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